Let's cast the inevitable HBO miniseries Musk vs. Trump

Stephen Miller will be played by Nosferatu

Haley Joel Osment as JD Vance

Jake G as Elon

James Spader as Trump

The ghost of Bette Davis in her "Baby Jane" makeup, as Scott Bessent

A gray alien as Melania.

Billy Porter as Elon

Cole Escola as Trump

Put 'em in Speedos and let 'em play themselves.

Seth MacFarlane as Elon and the rest are played by the the Muppets.

Robert Patrick as D

Jake Gyllenhaal as M

Amanda Peet as Kristi Noem

Yuru Borisov as Vlad

Nicole Paige Brooks as Melania

Uncredited OnlyFans Creator as Big, Beautiful Bill

I’m the first to suggest Jaba the Hut as Trump?

The following actors will be in the roles of Congresspeople and Senators

-Ellie Kemper as Melanie Stansbury in scenes of Stansbury going to various government offices and being turned away

-Jharrel Jerome as Maxwell Frost wearing the "KINGS DO LIVE HERE" t-shirt

-Gina Rodrigez as AOC and Christopher Lloyd as Bernie Sanders in scenes of their Fighting Olgarchy tour

-Kate McKinnon as Brittany Pettersen with a CGI baby portraying Pettersen's real life baby Sam.

-Patricia Arquette in a grey wig as Joni Ernst

-Keegan-Michael Key as Cory Booker

Desperate for an Emmy-Charlize Theron dons cavewoman prosthetics to play Marjorie Taylor Greene

Oliver Platt as Marjorie Taylor Greene

Oliver Platt isn't manly enough to play MTG

How about Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Froy Gutierrez as a DOGE employee who is a former Peter Thiel bloodboy

Cole Escola as Nancy Mace

No honey, not HBO. This will be “Feud,” by none other than MISS RYAN MURPHY!

A Garbage Pail Kid as Steve Bannon

A pile of fresh garbage stuffed into an oversized suit as T.

Tesla's Optimus robot as Elon.

A crazy homeless crackhead as Steve Bannon.

A county fair prize-winning hog with makeup as MTG.

The ghost of Paul Lynde as Miss Lindsay.

Oliver Platt’s too pretty to play a cromagnon.

Glenn Close as Maye Musk

Amy Schumer as Karoline Leavitt

The Keebler Elf as Mike Johnson

Too bad Leslie Jordan's not around to play Lindsey

Random brunette hooker as Lauren Boebert.

Alfred Molina as Trump

The Washington Monument as Barron.

Whats wrong with you people? Oliver Platt would obviously play JB Pritzker.

Matthew McConaughey as Gavin Newsom

Rachel Zegler as AOC

Gretchen Whitmer: Mary Louise Parker Amy Coney Barrett: Amy Adams Karoline Leavitt: Christina Applegate Marco Rubio: John Leguizamo

Ack. Messed up formatting^

Gretchen Whitmer: Mary Louise Parker

Amy Coney Barrett: Amy Adams

Karoline Leavitt: Christina Applegate

Marco Rubio: John Leguizamo

I could see this being taken up by Ryan Murphy as his next season of Feud.

Rachel McAdams as Regina Trump and Lacey Chabert as Elon(a) Wieners

Leave Oliver Platt out of this!

Sharon Stone as Trump's mother.

I could play Tiffany Trump, but I might be a little too young for that role!

R33 Oh wow, Sharon Stone would absolutely devour that part. So would Gillian Anderson.

Hi Nicole at R34! I’ll be playing your18 year old niece, Kai.

Chrissy Metz as Melania; Honey Boo-Boo as Ivanka.

John Goodman in a prairie dress as Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Meg Ryan should play RFK Jr.

Kathy Bates as Susie Wiles

Bat Boy as Rudy Giuliani.

Tim Chalamet as Big Balls.

A CGI de-aged Peter Weller as Peter Thiel.

Matt Damon as Elon Musk

Jane Fonda as Maye Musk.

Please no Maya Rudolph for Kamala Harris.

R41, can Bat Boy play Stephen Miller and Rick Scott as well?

If a miniseries about the Trump vs. Music feud was ever made I doubt Rudy Giulani would be included.

If there are movies or miniseries about J6 and the 2020 election denial, then Giulani would be included.

^^^ ugh stupid autocorrect put Music instead of Musk.