Trump and Musk: The Divorce Is Getting Ugly

It time for Trump to spill the beans on Elon.

Come on don't be a TACO.

We all knew this relationship would end disastrously. It was just a matter of time.

I love a catfight!

I’m touching myself.

Gosh what if ICE rounded up Elmo and shipped him back to South Africa? Hope no one gets a crazy idea like that

And how might he retaliate

They are really like mirror images of each other. Two thin-skinned narcissist nepo babies with zero impulse control. Who's going to win this game of chicken?

Who gets the custody of Big Balls?

We will lose either way.

Your only post, negative Nellie @ r9?

And then there are the undercard fights.

And to think 80 million Ametican idiot voters thought these two narcissistic, emotional cripples would be better suited to the Oval Office than that "colored woman."

Steve Bannon enters the chat.

Oh my, R13.

I don’t think Bannon really has Trump’s ear anymore. But you know who does?

The freak sociopath whose wife Elon Musk just stole.

This is becoming House of Cards on bath salts.

Were those girls molestered by the Donald?

ELON EXPOSES TRUMP EPSTEIN LEAK

[quote]Gosh what if ICE rounded up Elmo and shipped him back to South Africa? Hope no one gets a crazy idea like that

R5 Once Trump declares him a "nasty person," Elon better watch his back.

Miracles do happen, though. It would unfold like a "reality" TV show ending with Trump as the victor.

[quote] It would unfold like a "reality" TV show ending with Trump as the victor.

You might well think so. I couldn't possibly comment.

I will say this: nobody does a grudge like an Aspie. Lenin and the Romanovs. JK Rowling and the transes. Stanley Kubrick and the Federal Reserve. Christopher Nolan and Warner Bros. Henry Cavill and moving to Los Angeles.

Those recent South African immigrants might not want to get too comfortable in their new digs.

Maybe ICE will deport him?

Send them both to El Salvador.

I hope they both go down in flames- but not until they reveal every iota of their dirty deeds

I can't believe this thread hasn't gotten more traction. This has been the most fun I've had on social media since the election. Twitter is lit up.

A fight between teeny tiny dicked Trump and broken dicked Elon.

R24 there are at least a half dozen other active threads talking about it.

R24 I've got tabs open to Datalounge, Bluesky, and Twitter and I'm bouncing back and forth between all of them. It's glorious. I'm also online for work but I'm barely paying attention there.

This is so delicious it's got to be fattening!

Is sue happy Trump going to fill a gazillion dollar libel lawsuit against Elon for the Epstein dig?

ALIEN vs Predator

ELION vs President

This is indeed a great meme…

They're both scum.

If we're lucky maybe it'll end up a murder/suicide.

Girls, Girls, GIRLS! You're both cunts.

They write themselves these days, r32.

It's only day 136 of Trump 2.0. Seriously, how do we survive all the (more) madness to come in the next 1325 days??

For me, r38, it's copious amounts of pot.

Unlike any other political duo, I don't see either of them eating shit for the other in public. Trump never bends, he withdraws and Elon KNOWS TOO MUCH. These two drug addict scorpions will actually stab each other to death.

If Elon were smart, belch, he would go away and resurface in January of election year and rip Trump a new political shit hole. He needs to buy a chunk of Fox...

Elon donning an actuary’s hat as he replies to Laura Loomer

Is that tweet for real?

I guess this little pissing match will tell us exactly what backdoor channels Musk installed into all this government data, or how much he stole. If he’s compromised systems somehow, he can also make them easily infiltrated by hackers. I’m dying to see if Musk can do any real damage here.

It is real, R42

R43, this is all happening fast but if this is a sustained fight, hopefully Trump will throw out all the 22 year old mini-Musks fucking with various government functions

Kara Swisher is gonna be a damn busy gal tonight and for the foreseeable.

Proof positive that men are too emotional for positions of leadership!

Krystal and Alexis are throwing each other in the pool!

I guess $300 million in campaign donations doesn't get you much nowadays.

CNN: "Tonight, Jake Tapper will answer your questions about how the DNC tried to hide Biden's health issues."

(crickets chirping when it comes to reporting about Musk vs Trump)

Fuck both of them. I hope they both get rectal cancer.

So many laughs to go around but I’ve saved a couple for how Jake Tapper’s Biden book and Karine Jean-Pierre’s future Biden book just got that much more stupidly irrelevant amidst all this.

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Maybe Zelensky can be called in as the mediator?

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I would die of laughter if Musk got deported.

This crackup came just in time for the big birthday parade a week from Saturday.

Right wing men are too emotionally unstable to be in leadership roles.

Trump, Epstein partying with the girls...

ChatGPT: In cases involving so-called “sugar daddy–sugar baby” dynamics, when violent incidents do occur (which are rare relative to the number of such relationships), the more common pattern—based on media-reported cases and criminological trends—is that the older, financially dominant partner (often the “sugar daddy”) is the victim, not the perpetrator. In other words, it’s more common for the younger partner to kill the older one than the other way around.

I think that Musk/Trump will herald the next era of American Socialism.

Oops wrong thread

How is Jaydine Vance coping?

r61, was that for r59?

Yes R63 but maybe it applies to Trump and Musk too

R27, I was just in court on a couple of hearings and all of the attorneys were on their social media and whispering about the Trump and Elon catfight!

[quote] Krystal and Alexis are throwing each other in the pool!

I preferred the Melissa Agretti/Oleebia catfight in a pool during a wedding. But both scenarios work, as long as Dump and Muskrat fight to the death!

Too bad Shakespeare's been dead for so long. Only he could've done justice to this.

Donald Trump roasts Elon Musk.

i doubt Elon would care if they deport him. He still has twitter to spout his crap from anywhere in the world.

[quote] How is Jaydine Vance coping?

He's unprepared for his inevitable future, when he gets Penced.

Shakespearean and epic.

Little Rodent Mike Johnson is running around trying to get the Big Beautiful Bill passed. I hope Elon kills it.

Mike “I Don’t Touch My” Johnson

Elon: Buy and release the pee tapes!

Deeply closeted fag Mike Johnson is running around trying to get the Big Beautiful Bill passed. I hope Elon kills it.

I love that the GOP Congressmen are flipping out. Do they support Trump so they can keep his MAGA followers or do they support Musk whose money they are desperate for.

Like clockwork, Trump is threatening Musk's federal grants and wants. to starts investigations,

I'm loving this!

Two Johns, One Whore.

Choices!

My twitter is blowing up with claims that it's all staged... that they're both in on something...

They're both *on* something.

"How is Jaydine Vance coping?"

He's anticipating seeing that kinky musical "Miserable Lez" with Turd and Melontits.

If Elmo thinks discrediting Trump by revealing Trump's propensity for underaged girls is a winning strategy, Elmo is in for a major disappointment.

SCOUTUS, MAGAT, today's Republucan Party, Republicans in Congress, and 80 million American voters wouldn't give a rat's ass, so Elmo should save his energy and money for more important matters.

Elmo should use the Bannon strategy: throw everything at the wall, constantly, and see what sticks. And constantly try a new thing, every couple of days. Start with Trump's love of child rape, but also go with every corrupt fucking thing Trump and his disgusting family and his disgusting gang of whores and grifters are doing. Just constantly bring up new scandals, new things. I agree no one thing is going to bring down Trump, we know that, but a relentless stream of "what I saw in the bullshit regime" could at least keep Trump hopelessly off balance.

And if nothing, hugely entertaining for the rest of us. Cause when all is said and done, Elmo has that huge platform and a lot of people will be eating it up.

Illegal Alien vs Sexual Predator!

Andy's ready to mediate.

Putin cheated for Trump. Musk has all but admitted it. Watch below...

It's 20 minutes long

Their bitch fight just screams "Mommie Dearest!"

Elon appears to be ready to back down and make some sort of peace.

[quote] BREAKING: Elon Musk seems to be coming back around 👀 Says he won’t be decommissioning the Dragon Spacecraft; also agrees with Bill Ackman saying we are stronger together than apart

Nit since Donald and Merv.

^Not

R87 Probably shorter in length than all the porn you had to watch last night to get off!

Pity Elon didn't release the Pecker Files or all of Trump's NDAs. That is filth a mile wide.

DeSantis' PAC is being very positive about Musk/DOGE on Twitter. I guess Rhonda is hoping to benefit from the MAGA civil war.

Turd is going away to lick his wounds. He's heading to his golf resort in Bedminster this weekend. Then on to a UFC fight for some much-needed applause.

Don’t forget, Epstein claimed he introduced Melania to Donald.

The pee tape is nigh

Speaking of which, the pee tape was probably with Sean Combs if not Epstein

The pee tape was plausibly debunked by Mother Jones, among others, years ago. Although certain corrupting tapes probably exist, not that one specifically.

The pee tape will never be leaked.

It’s not pee it’s squirt!

Entertaining how MAGA thinks that the Epstein files are being hidden from them but they are in denial that Trump is in them. Delusional people.

The make up sex should be wild.

Bannon has called for Musk to be deported.

The MAGA are taking it pretty seriously:'

"WAR!"

MAGAts who like to call LGBT people pedos on Pride posts get very sensitive when you bring up to them they voted and support a pedo President and show them Elon’s Epstein post. They get defensive and immediately say that’s no proof of Trump being a oedo, yet they accuse all LGBT people without the proof they require for Taco Don.

Today's going to be a fun day. Trump just posted on "Truth" Social that the whole South African white genocide thing was bullshit.

The President of the United States just admitted he lied.

Can we start impeachment proceedings again, please?

Thanks, r106, and to all who post imgbox version of Trump's posts. Personally, I would never click on a link that I thought would take me directly to one of his posts.

So much for detente.

It will never cease to amaze me that Trump can say something one day (like "There's white genocide in South Africa"), then completely contradict it the next day, and MAGAts accept it as completely normal. The mainstream media does a piss-poor job of holding him to account on it, too.

Again saying something we knew.

Does a single person doubt that Epstein was murdered? Whatever happened to that? Like most Trump things, it seemed to just....go away.

R109 I disregard his cult. No matter how horrible or incriminating the news is against Trump, they'll gladly bury themselves in the grave with him.

What does piss me off, though, is how the media completely ignores this stuff. Here is the US President admitting that the whole granting of asylum thing to South Africans and his whole bullshit story about mass graves of white farmers in South Africa were complete and utter lies and deception. This is grounds for removal from office and journalists are doing nothing to sound the alarm.

And the Democrats in Congress should be taking this and running it with it RIGHT NOW.

CNN's Dana Bash:

I just got off the phone with President Trump. He told me he's "not even thinking about Elon. He's got a problem. The poor guy’s got a problem."

[quote] I've got tabs open to Datalounge, Bluesky, and Twitter and I'm bouncing back and forth between all of them. It's glorious. I'm also online for work but I'm barely paying attention there.

r27 Better watch out, DOGE is gonna find you!

[quote]Trump just posted on "Truth" Social that the whole South African white genocide thing was bullshit.

That post is not on his Truth Social page. It's fake.

R115 Are we sure?

Do you really think Trump knows what the South Africa flag looks like?

Elon holds the keys to a lot of shit. Trump should be shitting in his diaper. As much damage as Trump and do to Elon, Elon can do more to Trump. What scares me the most is that a half term Senator from Ohio with no political experience has a real chance to be president. I am not sure what is worse. Full term Trump or half term Vance.

[quote]Trump should be shitting in his diaper.

Oh, he does that 24/7.

Just a pissing contest ..... “It was every bit as lowdown, vindictive, personal, petty, operatic, childish, consequential, messy and public as many had always expected it would be,” writes Shawn McCreesh, a White House correspondent for The Times.

I think it's over. Musk can't win this one and it doesn't help Trump either.

Trump is scared to death. He's already called a truce with Musk.

Good thing we didn't elect that black lady. This is so much better.

Trump is definitely scared to death of the cards Musk holds.

Anyone else who did the shit Musk is doing to Trump would receive Trump's full wrath and vitriol in a barrage of unhinged Truth Social posts. Instead, Trump is being uncharacteristically restrained throughout all of this, and that can only mean that Trump knows Musk has gotten some serious shit on the orange felon and he had better keep quiet.

What do you think Musk knows?

1) That Trump visited Epstein Island and fucked minors?

2) That Trump's assassination attempt was staged?

3) That Musk helped rig the election so Trump would win?

4) That the "pee tape" is real?

I really wish people would stop taking about the pee tape. It’s a trivial relic from way in the past and bias no impact.

*has

R126 That's what you think (bwa ha ha).

r111, I believe he was given the opportunity to kill himself. Cameras off, soft bedsheet...

I'll be sad if they start getting along again.

I'm looking for WW3!

It's all a diversion from the Congressional bullshit going on with the Kill America Budget.

Ask Thune if he has the votes to send a reconciliation to the House. THAT is the major drama.

Everyone has opinions on Trump fucking little girls.

If Musk can release Trump Pedo pictures, or the complete Pecker Files or the complete contracts for Trump's NDAs, then we might see some change.

Otherwise, this is a staged cat-fight that cost Elon $130B MORE!

I hope this ends in a murder-suicide.

[quote]It's all a diversion from the Congressional bullshit going on with the Kill America Budget.

The fight is over the budget, so it's not a very good distraction.

Such fun!

r133, it gives Senator Collins more time to be concerned and converted.

Hands off my man, Elon!

"If Musk can release Trump Pedo pictures, or the complete Pecker Files or the complete contracts for Trump's NDAs, then we might see some change."

Nobody (who matters) cares whether or not Trump fucked underaged girls. It's a complete non-issue.

For Christ sakes, the man led an armed insurrection against the United States on 01/06/21 and NOTHING HAPPENED.

Do you really think Trump will face repercussions simply for fucking underaged girls? Get real.

If that's the strategy Elmo has planned, he really needs to reconsider it because it will fall flat on its face.

I hold out hope that this whole brouhaha will so upset Trump that he'll stroke out or have a massive heart attack.

You guys are holding your breath for absolutely nothing, trust me.

[quote]and that can only mean that Trump knows Musk has gotten some serious shit on the orange felon and he had better keep quiet.

Trump gets a turgid little pecker for money. Musk is the on record richest man in the world. It's as simple as that as to why Trump is quiet.

WHY? WHY? WHYYYY?

Well, I guess this has all blown over. Next!

What still amazes me is that Mark Burnett still refuses to release the tapes of Trump using the N word.

As if it would change the mind of even one voter, R142.

Patrick Boyle’s very funny take on the rift: