Lesbian drama! Maria Bello files for divorce 1 year after marrying chef Dominique Crenn

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U-Haul realness

Engaged for five years and divorced after one. Have they thought about going back to just being engaged?

Also, no one needs to be engaged for five fucking years. At that point, just remain engaged until you die.

Maria is definitely a poontang lover.

Did she leave her wife for Mariska?

Imagine how many plates were smashed — and U-Hauls called and canceled — en route to the final split.

Maybe they just got married to rake in the (Hollywood level) wedding gifts, and now that a year's passed, they technically don't have to give anything back.

First Fortune, now this.

I can't.

I know someone who worked as an extra on the movie History of Violence. Apparently she was a rabid cunt on set, delaying production with her demands, and openly criticizing / overtalking the director on how scenes should be shot. Apparently he gave her a very public dressing down. Horrible all around and she somehow looks it too.

R9 How does she looks it?

R9 In her defense, a lot was asked of her as an actress in that particular film. That marital rape scene with Viggo was incredible, couldn’t have been easy for either of them.