Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Daughter Shiloh Reintroduces Herself With New Name

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WHENNNN THEYYYYY SAYYYY

"Hi, I am Shi,"

they mean Chicago, Illi-

NOYYYYYY...

The vowel seems excessive, I prefer, “Sh”

[quote] The vowel seems excessive, I prefer, “Sh”

(G)(R)Umpy

Is it pronounced like "yes" in Mandarin ?

If so, I approve. Having "yes" as a name seems

Very positive

She or Shy?

Do we care?

She can lose his name all she wants. She'll never lose his face.

BPD just like parental alienation expert mama.

This seems very low stakes.

I'll never stop thanking the DLer who called her 'Piloh Shitt'.

^^^ why she dropped his name

All of these children will be burdens to society with nothing to offer other than clickbait.

I wonder if she's gonna cut off her udders like La Jolie.

r12 I agree 100%

"All of these children will be burdens to society with nothing to offer other than clickbait."

Their parents are rich. They won't burden "society" much at all - except annoying people who get upset about directionless nepo babies.

Charmed, I’m sure.

She’s Society’s Child now.

Does anyone know who got Mindy Cohn in the divorce? This is a burning question.

While it's fun to dump on Angelina for the way these kids are turning out (and we haven't heard much about the youngest ones yet), Brad Pitt must have been a real shit for the kids to have publicly disowned him. I don't think it's all Angelina bad-mouthing him.

[quote] Brad Pitt must have been a real shit for the kids to have publicly disowned him. I don't think it's all Angelina bad-mouthing him.

Don’t underestimate the power of a manipulative mother with money.

She’s really beautiful. At least it’s not another nepo fug

Didn't she call herself John or Mike when she was younger and dressing like a boy?

Now it's Shi.

Tomorrow?

It must be a nightmare to be a child of a celebrity.

r22, yup it was John.

I don't believe for a second that from the age of 2 she asked to be called John and wear suits.

I think that was wholly Angelina.

I wonder if the real ones look down on the adopted ones. I know I would.

These pathetic nepos have nothing but reality shows and clickbait headlines in their future.

Oooh, this my shi, this my shi.

[quote] the real ones

r28 is adopted.

The one who looks like a female Brad is actually Vivienne. She even has his nose. Shiloh looks like a femme Jon Voight, much like Angelina did at that age.

Hi, Si

Shi!

Angelina Jolie ALSO dropped her dad’s name. Hmmmm…could that be where Shiloh got that idea?

Musical Interlude

Shy

Angelina has basically re-created her own childhood circumstances for her children; she's set up many similar scenarios of her own childhood.

It's really strange. She's some kind of fucked up.

Shi has Montenegro style.

I really dig her looks, she's very intriguing

Attention world. I am introducing my brand new name. Are you ready? STEVE!

How she introduces herself these days:

[quote]I've always been? Shi!!

[quote]I confess it, I'm Shi!

[quote]Can't you guess that this confident air

[quote]is just a mask that I wear 'cause I'm Shi?

Guess she couldn't change her first name to TOO and keep Shi without getting sued.

So she had a nickname. Got it.

inherited her parents facial features and looks very average

Self-important borderline. This won’t end well.

So groundbreaking. So fierce. Love her!

Did she say her name is Sly?

It's called reinventing yourself.

She trying to gain cred as a dancer and needs to have a matching name.

I don't know...just throwing it out there.

She's a choreographer, it's her "street name".