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FEMA staff baffled after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources say

FEMA staff baffled after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources say

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by Anonymousreply 32June 3, 2025 2:29 PM

The best people. The best. Nobody picks better people than me, believe me.

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2025 1:01 AM

Sounds about right.

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2025 1:01 AM

LOL.

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2025 1:15 AM

honey, they're here to grift, not work.

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2025 1:20 AM

Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy...

by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2025 1:23 AM

Trump will outlaw hurricanes and make them himacaines

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2025 1:24 AM

Don’t forget Trump wanted to nuke a tornado or something

by Anonymousreply 7June 3, 2025 1:25 AM

GRIFT

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by Anonymousreply 8June 3, 2025 1:25 AM

His next statement was, “Weather? What’s that?”

by Anonymousreply 9June 3, 2025 1:33 AM

These people are purely aesthetic-driven. They're just hollow facades.

by Anonymousreply 10June 3, 2025 1:34 AM

there is nothing aspirational about anything of this, it's not even cute

by Anonymousreply 11June 3, 2025 1:40 AM

r11 No one said it was.

by Anonymousreply 12June 3, 2025 1:50 AM

“I remember when we made the hurricanes with the 2 liter bottles in first grade! I should know enough…”

by Anonymousreply 13June 3, 2025 1:52 AM

I worked with him. He’s a walking HR violation and is in way over his head. If you live in a disaster prone area, good luck this summer.

by Anonymousreply 14June 3, 2025 1:53 AM

You're right, R11 -- it's terrifying. Especially if you live in FL.

I guess we'll have to be happy when DeSatan sees fit to prance around in his white go-go boots again.

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2025 1:53 AM

You can expect FEMA to be aware of obscure things like hurricane season. The liberal media needs to leave the Trump administration alone

by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2025 1:55 AM

Couldn't happen to a nicer Florida!

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2025 4:34 AM

Hurricanes! I had those on Bourbon Street!!

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2025 9:07 AM

Dumbass: "What's hurricane season?"

Poor staffer: "Haha, good one!"

Dumbass: (blank stare)

Staffer: We are fucked.

by Anonymousreply 19June 3, 2025 9:14 AM

“Hurricane” is not one of the 4 seasons!

by Anonymousreply 20June 3, 2025 9:58 AM

Oh dear r19.

by Anonymousreply 21June 3, 2025 10:21 AM

What's next? Subjecting unlikeable women to the water cure to extract information about where she's conjured the next tempest?

by Anonymousreply 22June 3, 2025 10:50 AM

Fuck Everyone My Ass.

by Anonymousreply 23June 3, 2025 11:18 AM

I mean he basically started his tenure with a speech that was quite open in its meaning of “I’m only here to destroy this place”

by Anonymousreply 24June 3, 2025 11:20 AM

It really doesn't matter since Trump announced that all of the aid will come from the states themselves and not the fed govt.

by Anonymousreply 25June 3, 2025 11:23 AM

There are a lot of gay people in FL, R17.

Just thought I'd mention it.

by Anonymousreply 26June 3, 2025 12:14 PM

R9, I saw a clip of bongino on Twitter and he was whining about being away from his wife and he kept going on and on and mistakenly called her his ex wife. I guarantee you that he's already cheating on his wife and has been telling his side piece(s) that he's in the process of getting divorced

by Anonymousreply 27June 3, 2025 12:19 PM

He is whinging about work is like really like hard but thousands of people have been made redundant because their positions are wasting tax payers money and unneeded.

Their jobs are not hard?

by Anonymousreply 28June 3, 2025 1:18 PM

Such a mild word... "baffled".

Forecasters predict a strong Atlantic hurricane season...

by Anonymousreply 29June 3, 2025 1:28 PM

[quote]Fuck Everyone My Ass

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 30June 3, 2025 1:32 PM

Now the fucktard says he was joking.

Yeah, right.

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by Anonymousreply 31June 3, 2025 2:03 PM

[QUOTE]He’s a walking HR violation

Can you elaborate, r14?

[QUOTE]I mean he basically started his tenure with a speech that was quite open in its meaning of “I’m only here to destroy this place”

Yeah, he was assigned to FEMA when the previous appointee said it probably wasn't a good idea to get rid of FEMA. I don't know who ordered the firing. Trump. Noem, Lewandowski...? BTW, Corey is over at DHS with Kristi. According to people in the department, he's her de facto Chief of Staff. For all we know, he's running the agency.

by Anonymousreply 32June 3, 2025 2:29 PM
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