Just about the most incredible gift a DLer could ever receive

The eyebrows aren't NEARLY thick enough. And dark enough. And scary enough.

Sure, she gave head as well as hole, but this is ridiculous.

I’ll see you and raise you a Bette Davis OP.

Poor Bette.

I'd rather have it as a candle.

I'm on Assistance!

I think that's Greer Garson with a permanent wave, not Bette.

Here’s Lucy!

No Helen Lawson? One assumes hers would have to be anatomically correct.

No uvula and a jaw that can unhinge?

Is she drowning in semen?

I saw one of those, r8, and I'm still kicking myself I didn't get it.

Is there a Barbara Stanwyck one? I could be tempted.

No Nancy Davis doorknobs?

Nancy Davis kneepads.

How about a celebrity candle " Merry Wicks"?

Carmen Miranda

Give it a gardenia.

There's Betty Grable.

r17: These were made by "Marti of Hollywood" in 1941 and have Carmen's impressed 'signature' on the side.

Marilyn Monroe

Dita Von Teese

Kim Novak

The Marilyn one looks like an alien

Hedy Lamarr

More Marilyn

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R27, that would frighten small children

Barbra cookie jar. A mall exclusive, dolls!

Clark Gable wall mask

Shouldn’t a head vase be of Nancy Reagan

[Quote] [R27], that would frighten small children

And with good reason. Trust me.

The Carmen Miranda one at R17 actually resembles her.

The Kim Novak at r23 is probably more organic and life like than the actual Miss Novak.

These are generally terrible likenesses. Hedy Lamarr could as easily be Ava Gardner or Anna Chancellor. Did people use them as vases, do we think? It would be a very strange look to have flowers sprouting out of the top of the heads.

The Carmen Miranda one is pretty good, though, and the Joan Crawford one would be fine with thicker eyebrows, as someone said above.

Joan had thin eyebrows in her early days of stardom.

R21 that looks more like Eve Arden than Marilyn Monroe; terrible likeness

That looks edible. Is it hazelnut-flavored?!?

r22 looks like Dorothy Lamour or maybe Virginia O'Brien.

"Has your son found himself a young lady yet?"

"No, he's a bit busy putting flowers into his Joan Crawford and Bette Davis vases."

"Oh, sorry, I didn't know."

How come only Lucy presents tits?

It’s Dita R39.

Some look like their namesakes and most look totally random. The Joan, one Marilyn, Clark, Carmen and Jackie look recognizable.

I have over a hundred lady head vases in storage, from when I lived in a 1940s house in downtown Orlando. My husband HATES them. Just for fun I hide them around the house once in a while.

And then the Eve Arden head vase starts talking to him and he guts you like a fish all because she [bold]LOATHES [/bold]your shoes…….

I have a copy of the Jackie-As-Widow Head Vase, although she hardly would have worn a white scarf or mantilla with a black frock and black glamour gloves. I have a philodendron for it, but I'm running behind in my planting by a week.

I have a Jack Kennedy one, too. However, to plant something in the open space at the back of the head seems in very poor taste.

Unless I try something like this.

Yes it is real

Jamie Farr!

There are a lot of succulents down there.

Judy. Allegedly.

None of them look as good as Malverde.

Jesus all of these are creepy looking! This is something you would find at the estate sale of a dearly departed nonagenarian.

Are they hollow? How thick is the ceramic? Could you potentially put a light inside it? I think it would be cool to have the Joan Crawford one as a light that comes on in your closet to remind you not to use wire hangers!