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Let's be a first date

I'm taking my phone to the bathroom so I can check Sniffies and see if there's anyone else in here who I can have sex with later

by Anonymousreply 7May 30, 2025 2:31 PM

I'm the 2 hours of grooming and wardrobe selection, only to be disappointed

by Anonymousreply 1May 30, 2025 11:01 AM

I'm the next first date because there wasn't a second date.

by Anonymousreply 2May 30, 2025 11:19 AM

I’m the disgust at watching the ‘bottom’ I met online eat a full meal then suggesting we go back to my place to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 3May 30, 2025 11:25 AM

I’m the dildos

by Anonymousreply 4May 30, 2025 11:36 AM

I’m the fool who thinks he’ll find people in the bathroom to have sex with.

by Anonymousreply 5May 30, 2025 11:48 AM

I'm quickly grabbing the check so we don't have some boner-killing conversation about who pays for this.

by Anonymousreply 6May 30, 2025 2:05 PM

I’m r6 demanding you blow me because I picked up the check.

by Anonymousreply 7May 30, 2025 2:31 PM
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