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Let's be an Aaron Rodgers girlfriend

I'm locked in my bedroom.

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by Anonymousreply 7May 30, 2025 4:23 AM

I'm in Europe.

by Anonymousreply 1May 30, 2025 1:26 AM

I'm locked in the bedroom overdosing on the ZYPREXA I stole from Aaron's medicine cabinet before he started screaming and accusing me of being a far left lunatic

by Anonymousreply 2May 30, 2025 1:27 AM

I’m the beard…

by Anonymousreply 3May 30, 2025 2:06 AM

I'm the tarot cards she reads to advise Aaron on the "Steelers thingy".

by Anonymousreply 4May 30, 2025 2:33 AM

I’m Bigfoot. More people believe in me than in any of Aaron’s beards.

by Anonymousreply 5May 30, 2025 4:02 AM

I'm cashing my $10,000 a month bearding check

by Anonymousreply 6May 30, 2025 4:09 AM

I'm Shailene Woodley, and I miss eating clay and genital-sunbathing with that man!

by Anonymousreply 7May 30, 2025 4:23 AM
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