I'm locked in my bedroom.
I'm in Europe.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 30, 2025 1:26 AM |
I'm locked in the bedroom overdosing on the ZYPREXA I stole from Aaron's medicine cabinet before he started screaming and accusing me of being a far left lunatic
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 30, 2025 1:27 AM |
I’m the beard…
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 30, 2025 2:06 AM |
I'm the tarot cards she reads to advise Aaron on the "Steelers thingy".
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 30, 2025 2:33 AM |
I’m Bigfoot. More people believe in me than in any of Aaron’s beards.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 30, 2025 4:02 AM |
I'm cashing my $10,000 a month bearding check
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 30, 2025 4:09 AM |
I'm Shailene Woodley, and I miss eating clay and genital-sunbathing with that man!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 30, 2025 4:23 AM |