‘And Just Like That’ season 3

I’m watching and I hate myself

I was wondering when it would start. I thought it would start midnight. 2 minutes left.

I hate myself for loving to hate watch it.

It's truly the definition of a hate spiral.

Finishing Hacks, first. Also, still digestig dinner so want to give it a fair chance.

I love the show. Idc how bad it is it’s still entertaining

Thank you for starting a thread, OP. I plan on hate watching later on.

One more cocktail and I’ll be ready to watch.

Omg Cynthia Nixon’s wig is so bad!

Is that freak Che coming back?

WTF at the hat Carry is wearing.

r8 Maybe I am blind, but it doesn't look bad.

Rosie O’Donnell and Miranda fuck

Miranda fucked Rosie the virgin nun.

carrie is wearing a mushroom

[quote]Who else will be watching!?

I'd rather get fingerblasted by Che Diaz

R15. My ex wife Mawanda loves Che's fingahs.

carrie has phone sex w aiden

How does Miranda age the best? CN aged better than all of them. SJP looks ok sometimes and other times she looks 85.

I’m glad Cynthia got a party city wig before they went out of business!

carrie's huge brownstone is lame

R20 Did she renovate the old one?

I’m calling it. Time of death: 5/29/25; 9:57pm.

R21 she sold it.

R18 they don’t have the same genetics.

R24 duh but I would’ve never guessed that Cynthia Nixon would have aged better than the rest, especially Kristen Davis.

Isn't Cynthia married to Mason Reese?

That episode was really good.

r27 - no.

R14, HR Puffinstuff called and he wants his fuckin' hat back.

I liked it. I am broken hearted and ashamed, but I liked it. Seema's a whiny cunt, and the finger bang was killing me, but I liked it. Easy, amusing. If this was E1, S1, we'd be raving.

I liked it too. It was very simple and easy and lighthearted. It felt like what season 1 should have felt like

It was airless. I want grit. I want middle-class striving Carrie. Her manse is cringe.

Grit? You must have never watched SATC.

Go watch Breaking Bad.

WTF happened. This was a really good, really funny episode. Seema is officially Samantha and I love her. I hope this continues for the whole season.

Seema is nothing like Samantha nor should she be like Samantha. She’s a different character.

Feels like they retconned Charlotte’s daughter Rock being trans. They didn’t call her by name at all and she was dressed like a girl again etc.

r36 Kids go through phases.

R37 correct, which is why people rushing to put their 5 year olds on blockers needs to not happen.

God that was even more boring and insufferable than I thought it was going to be.

Is rosie the dyke from Winnipeg in this episode?

Rosie O is playing a......what now?

Samantha was never as arrogant as Seema.

[quote] CN aged better than all of them.

Just a natural beauty, I guess!

I'm waiting for the cat to get dumped after it poops in one of her shoes.

We need more of Gilded Age and less of this brain rot.

The “Sex and the City” women return for more antics as they navigate love in the Big Apple in their 50s

Ummmm...

Sarah Jessica Parker Born: March 25, 1965

Michael Patrick King cannot write. He's lost his own thread.

R46 I've been in my 60s for like 10 minutes you cunt.

R45 you do know you can just not watch, right?

R46 SJP is 60. Carrie isn’t.

r49 I'm not watching, I was just stating a general truth, dear.

The "Oh no" queen at the doggy day care cracked me up.

Didn’t feel like a season premiere at all. Did they even explain Che and Nya’s departures?

I was just listening to an interview with Michael Patrick King, and it strikes me how much he really doesn’t get it. He said that Sarah Jessica told him everyone was going to hate Carrie because of this ridiculous new home she has, but he told her she was crazy. That instead, everyone was gonna love Carrie because it’s aspirational. So tone deaf. It was both a weird and terrible choice to make every character ridiculously wealthy. In the same episode, you have the young woman saying that Miranda’s former townhouse was her goal. You have both Charlotte and LTW living in expansive Park Avenue apartments. No one even thinks about money. It’s simply not how New Yorkers, including very high net worth New Yorkers, live in 2025.

Actually, let me clarify my statement. You could have a show where they are all ridiculously wealthy, if that were your thesis statement. For instance, Gossip Girl. But if you do that, you have to throw some other wrench in the plan, like they’re all in the thick of raising young kids. Or they have big jobs. Or they’re under some sort of serious threat. Whatever it is. But both the reason for existence and proof of concept of the SATC world was always that Carrie is in everywoman navigating modern New York. Now you have her in the. .01% without any real problem to speak of. A woman who didn’t have kids. Whose biological family has never given her problems. Who has moved from fantasy job to fantasy job with ease. It’s just a bad framework to begin with, and the less than stellar writing doesn’t help.

Has Rosie ever played a character that wasn’t mentally retarded?

Also, she was playing a virgin nun who never had sex and her first time was with a political tilt a whirl?

I’m convinced MPK hates John Corbett because that phone sex scene was so incredibly cringe it was unwatchable.

And Seema is not Samantha. She’s an unmade bed.

Seema should’ve also been cut. Actually, I would’ve been totally fine cutting LTW as well. From the beginning, the writers have been fighting the original formula (no Carrie voiceovers, not the original gals, etc) because they wanted to differentiate the show. It was another mistake. It feels like they are slowly reconning it back a little, but it’s too little too late.

For R55: The infamous (scathing, possibly unhinged harsh even for that movie) review of the worst of the movies:

"[SatC2] is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls."

Yup, R59. I remember Tina Fey saying something very early on in the original series run. This is when everyone loved the show and the quality was good, and she did as well. But she said something to the effect of how she had never met a single New York woman who acted like any of these women. How they were really gay men.

MPK seems similar to Andy Cohen in his insistence that he has some sort of special insight into what makes these women tick. But both men seem to approach it from the lens of gay culture, not the lens of actual NYC woman. It’s Truman Capote esque.

Now that Carrie is alone, she lives in a huge house twice the size of where she lived with big?

I never want to see Carrie Bradshaw have phone sex.

This was the worst episode yet.

I was looking down from Heaven on the scene, r61, and it was a beautiful moment of which I approved.

I can't believe anything else was done after the hideous SATC2.

Everyone involved must be getting serious bank to grind this out.

Not me, R62.

The new series is retarded but still appealing somehow. Some of the fashion is still fun to see.i do t like Seema she’s annoying

It does feel like the SATC2 writers remain in charge.

Seema's like original recipe Charlotte, whiny and needy, with Samantha's dry delivery and Miranda's neuroses.

By the end of the series she will probably be happily married to a woman but fired from the show.

Like I have nothing better to do on a Thursday night than watch an elderly social X-ray finger herself.

And what did Miranda use to get Mary off? A basketball?

Didn't the sex happen rather quickly for lesbians?

I mean, and maybe this a by gay men standards, but wasn't Sister Mary was the kind of gal who needed to earn the but she has a great personality badge before she visited Miranda's snackateria?

I feel badly for Cynthia.

2 Emmys

2 Tonys

Latest storyline: deflowering Rosie O’Donnell on HBO Max

R69. Sister Mary was only in town for a few days and decided after 60+ years that she needed to lose her virginity and see Wicked NOW.

New York is a helluva town, r71!

Well, if they wanted to find the one sex hookup that would be even more repellant than Miranda and that hideous Che......congratulations, mission accomplished!

I hate that they made Miranda a lesbian because it’s basically been all she’s played for the past three seasons. She used to be the most interesting character.

It doesn't make sense that Miranda is living like a nomad while Steve and Brady are settled in a loft.

I could see DL fave Lens Dunham guest starring as one of Miranda's lady lovers.

R76 with fingerless gloves!!

Agree r58

The reality is Aiden would be hooking up with a 30-something. A good- looking wealthy guy would have his pick

New York Times Recap

Real talk: I hate the minority storylines. I don’t care about Seema or the other one

They should have created a brand new show with these characters.

This bitch.

I love Nicole Ari Parker but her Lisa character is so bland she makes Charlotte look interesting by comparison. I blame the writing, not the actor.

No more scenes with Aidan alone in his car. The crying thing last season plus the j/o scene in ep. 1, just no.

So, Kristen Davis is getting paid for doing almost nothing.

"Her" storylines are about her kids and dog - lol.

Kudos to her for raking in money to call in her performance.

None of these people will ever work again. Get them coins, hunty!

Which is ridiculous, R85, because there are a million stories they could tell about an UES mommy with kids in a private school. That’s a whole world onto itself, and yet they made both of those kids dull and/or odd.

The owner of Peanut was a horrible, amateurish actress. However, that was the most restrained and best acting I have ever seen from Rosie O’Donnell.

I can't believe I'm writing this but Rosie has never LOOKED better.

You need cataract surgery R89!

[quote]I was just listening to an interview with Michael Patrick King, and it strikes me how much he really doesn’t get it. He said that Sarah Jessica told him everyone was going to hate Carrie because of this ridiculous new home she has, but he told her she was crazy. That instead, everyone was gonna love Carrie because it’s aspirational. So tone deaf. It was both a weird and terrible choice to make every character ridiculously wealthy. In the same episode, you have the young woman saying that Miranda’s former townhouse was her goal. You have both Charlotte and LTW living in expansive Park Avenue apartments. No one even thinks about money. It’s simply not how New Yorkers, including very high net worth New Yorkers, live in 2025.

They did the storyline last season where Miranda was unhoused and sleeping on the professor's sofa. To quote Valerie Cherish, who was offered Samantha before Kim Cattrall, I don't need to see that.

It's a comedy drama about 3 wealthy white women pushing 60 who do fabulous things. They experienced hardship like that time Carrie lost her computer and was kept awake by chickens and Samantha was kept away by the trannies. They dated men who still lived with their parents.

If you want something more gritty, watch something more gritty.

I’m not sure that the series was ever supposed to be particularly relatable—with the exception of the sex and dating stuff.

R91, a massive townhouse on Gramercy Park isn’t just wealthy. It’s a whole other level.

And no, I will watch what I want to watch, and I will also give my feedback on what I think would help what is probably the most roundly criticized show on TV.

But it was relatable, R92. The original series run, and particularly the first few seasons, were a heightened version of a New York that felt very familiar at the time. It was toward the end of the run, and especially at the time of the first movie, that they decided to instead lean into the over the top displays of wealth.

[quote][R91], a massive townhouse on Gramercy Park isn’t just wealthy. It’s a whole other level.

And The Widow Bradshaw has earned it!

I thought Rosie was Rosanne Barr at first.

Anyone know how much Carrie’s fancy new townhouse would cost? Also, is the exterior realistic?

If so, wow it’s beautiful

I don't understand what they're doing with Aidan. If he's gonna be Carrie's long distance boyfriend then make him her long distance boyfriend. If he's not gonna be her long distance boyfriend, then write him off the show.

Tasteful friends, this is the high end of the market.

I'm starting to think that this show is post-criticism and post-cringe. We all know what we're in for.

I'd live there.

The townhouse is dreamy indeed but too big and impractical for an elderly single woman.

Those stairs alone are a killer

Rosie left oks better than she did in her youth. She still seems special though

That stupid fucking hat.

That stupid fucking giant ball necklace that stupid Lisa is wearing.

Seema's dumping a rich movie producer. She's a idjit.

Who else forwarded through that revolting phone sex scene? They're OLD.

I did r107. I couldn’t watch it for real

I like LTW and Seema, but juggling then as main-level characters is a lot. The show seems rushed like they HAVE to fit so much stuff in every episode.

This episode was more like the old show.

SJP looked 81 during most of it until she was doing the phone sex scene where she actually looked like a good looking older Carrie. Watch it again. You saw her SATC face a bit older. She should never wear her hair pulled back.

R109 Totally agree. They never should’ve made them main characters. No one cares. They tried to do too much diversity,which I’m all for, but they did it badly.

LTW's husband is so nicely thick. Can he do a solo jerkoff scene?

Mehcad Brooks is in episode 2? Can he fuck LTW's husband?

Oh, God, is that her phone sex hat r82? Shit, what the fuck is that? Too late, now I'm going to see it every time. Goddamn, it's ruined forever!

[quote] LTW's husband is so nicely thick. Can he do a solo jerkoff scene?

I find him very sexy.

I don’t mind LTW and Seema. I’d rather watch them than the endless “Miranda’s a lesbian now” shit.

They’ve tightened the ensemble enough now that they should be able to serve the main characters in an hour long episode, it’s just that everyone’s storyline is pretty darn boring and few of them overlap in a meaningful way. There’s nothing tying it all together the way the original series did via the Carrie column/voiceovers.

Carrie's clothes are more ridiculous than ever, esp. given that she now looks old. Seema is just annoying as is Charlotte's home life. Miranda must have had one heck a makeover because she looks better than recent pics of Nixon. The nun storyline just seemed random. The phone sex thing just seemed random.

I would have preferred they keep Che and her tackiness than Seema.

Lose them both. Che was a nightmare. Miranda still acts like she's 14.

I really enjoyed laughing at Che

Rosie was great.

R56 only no. They’re all in their 50s. The storylines you’re creating are for young people. Gossip Girl was HS kids. These are women getting near 60. And rich people exist. Many do. In NYC. Living in the areas these ladies do.

I want Chris Jackson inside me while singing his songs from Hamilton.

R60 that was a criticism of the OG series by a few critics back in the late 90s into 00s. Many people said the women were actually gay men, especially Samantha.

R61 she had phone sex more than once in the OG series too. Did you never watch?

They made Miranda a lesbian at the request of Cynthia. She wanted to incorporate some of her real life into the character. R74

R83 couldn’t disagree more. I liked Lisa a lot this episode. And she’s so pretty.

R85 she got paid to do almost nothing in the final seasons of SATC and in both films. Her entire storyline in the final season was getting pregnant, same with the first movie and then her storyline in the second movie was her being a mom.

R93 issue is no one wants your “feedback”. Also, complaining on a random forum isn’t “feedback”. It’s just complaining. Look up what feedback is.

If I don’t like something I don’t watch it. Who hates something to the point they complain about it FOR HOURS straight but refuse to stop watching it? That is ridiculous behavior.

R94 the series was not relatable. Only the first 2 or 3 reasons. The women gained more wealth with time. It happens. That’s life. Some people score. Some don’t. Charlotte married rich and then inherited an apartment worth millions and jewelry etc. worth millions, and then married a lawyer. Samantha was always pretty wealthy from the start. Miranda was a successful attorney. Carrie was the only one who struggled with money at times and then Big happened. A millionaire.

When he died she inherited his fortune.

R98 and that’s the stupidest complaint you’ve given on the thread, and that’s saying something!

I watched every episode of BULL for LTW’s husband. He played a gay stylist turned lawyer.

I like Lisa. She’s the best of the new characters. I don’t mind Miranda being a lesbian but I think she could get better women

Why is Aiden always in his truck? Is he secretly a hobo?

It’s so his kids don’t hear him. His car is probably his alone place.

All is forgiven since they ended it with the best song ever.

I haven't watched that woman since Square Pegs

R137 haven’t heard that song since season 1 of Veronica Mars.

Get rid of seema. She doesn't fit and is boring. She is a samantha wannabe.

Seema is the opposite of Samantha

Samantha wanted a lot of sex but without real intimacy or affection and pushed away men who wanted more.

Seema wants sex with intimacy and affection and is pushing away men who won't give her that.

Are nuns allowed to have lesbian sex?

R142 obviously not.

Does NYC even have a lesbian bar?

The lesbian bar scene was transphobic - Miranda says lesbian bars she went to were "like law school but without the penises".

NEWSFLASH: LESBIANS CAN HAVE DICKS!

The show runs purely on hate watch fumes. But that admittedly works. I watched it and I hated it. And I will watch and hate again.

[quote] All is forgiven since they ended it with the best song ever.

Actually, it started with the best song ever.

SJP's hat in the park was so over the top, it screamed: "I am a woke supporter of nameless fashion designers trying to get their name out there" and she looked beyond ridiculous. Her townhouse on Gramercy Park is basically billionaires row these days, and her going from a small one bedroom to this monstrosity is another tone-deaf move. The show has no heart and definitely no soul. If you take a turd and a brownie and blend them together you get 'And Just Like That'. :(

R123, I wasn’t saying those should be plot lines for AJLT. I’m saying that to heighten the stakes and create a compelling show, you have to give your wealthy characters more obstacles. In my opinion, that is one of the major flaws of this show. The stakes are extremely low.

Oddly defensive post, R130. But with all due, while you explain the rules of feedback on this silly little forum, I will continue to weigh in however I damn well please.

No, R150. No you will not.

And so it is decreed.

In real life, Seema would be washed up and too old to find anybody, because she's too high maintenance and probably crazy. She's the kind of new friend who doesn't last long because eventually you say oh, now I get it.

And she smells of curry.

R147, I love that song too! One of the most annoying things I’ve noticed is the canned Muzak-type music they were using in both the movies and the new show. I always attributed in to the salaries of the actresses being so high that they couldn’t afford the rights to good music anymore. The sappy stuff they were using was so jarring, they had pretty good music for the shows. The music in this episode was much better.

I will say that I thought this episode was better written in that it had the lightness and ease of the earlier seasons—the jokes were pretty good and the dialogue was funny and interesting. But I agree that the lives these women now lead are so far removed from real life characters that it’s kind of insulting. How many women (and men) can relate to any of their lives? I get that if you’re in NY for many years, you probably have achieved some wealth and status, but they’re off the charts wealthy. It’s so off-putting.

Finally one silly observation. Has ballet sunk to such a level that only about 10 people attended the concert?

Cynthia Nixon’s fountain of youth:

R144, yes. Henrietta Hudson and the Cubby Hole to name two.

The most realistic thing about the episode was the big theater being near empty for the ballet.

I gave up on this mess halfway thru the first season but my spouse convinced me to watch the season three premiere and I enjoyed it! Granted I was stoned out of my mind, which helped me enjoy the truly awfulness of most of it, but I laughed a lot.

The Rosie/Miranda storyline was fun. Don’t understand the point of the two new main women characters, but whatevs. They didn’t suck —just don’t understand their place in the show other than awkwardly stuffing in some diversity. But the Adian/Carrie storyline. He’s leaving for 5 years?! And they can’t have contact during that time? He moved to Pennsylvania, right? Which borders NY? And they can’t figure out how to visit each other? The phone sex scene was just awful and they should go back to no contact.

I’m sticking with it at least until Patti Lupone shows up.

Well actually he’s banished to Virginia, which is farther away and technically the South.

The real issue here is that Aidan was never a good match for Carrie, and either the actor didn’t want to commit to the series or the showrunner decided that settling Carrie down with another Love Of Her Life at this point in the series was a bad idea. So they contrived this ridiculous way to keep them apart.

The end trailer showing snippets from the upcoming season suggests that Carrie at some point takes up with a younger man and that at some point Aidan returns expecting to move in with Carrie and manages to ruffle her feathers when he decides to take over half of her walk-in closet.

Maybe Patti will show up as a brutal truth sayer, telling Carrie she’s too fucking old to dress like that and that she’s a narcissistic cunt.

Patricia Field doesn’t do the clothes for this so the styling is always slightly off.

The styling is horrible, r161. In S&TC, The women were always well dressed according to their characters, with Carrie’s costumes slightly off the charts, but she never wore designer clothes—only designer shoes and purses. It looked like she actually got a lot of her clothes from thrift shops. Miranda wore suits for work but otherwise dressed casually, Samantha wore sexy clothes, but they were also professional as befitting her job. (Seema, as her substitute, also dresses way over the top for her job.) And Charlotte was preppy.

John Corbett can’t act, is the problem

Patti is apparently Anthony's mother.

Given recent events, chef's kiss.

[quote]Maybe Patti will show up as a brutal truth sayer, telling Carrie she’s too fucking old to dress like that and that she’s a narcissistic cunt.

I'm sure she will. It may not be part of the show, but it's very likely, yes.

There are some major problems. One: Kristin Davis cannot act. At least, in the original, she was given some juicy storylines and rescued by competent actors like Kyle McLachlan. Now she is playing opposite children and dogs. It is painful.

SJP has aged poorly. Her bizarre wardrobe does not help. Neither does her sad, massive, empty brownstone. She looks like Rapunzel (so said Anthony, accurately!).

Cynthia Nixon can act, but suddenly being a lesbian is the only part of her identity. She's a completely new character from the original. It is unfortunate.

Seema is no Kim Cattrall.

The other family - Nicole Ari Parker and her brood - seem to belong in a different show.

Sigh.

I love Nicole Air Parker but it does feel like they were a great idea to support Charlotte's white cluelessness in one episode back in the so woke we broke it season.

Seema's the character that's failing. She started out as cool and aggressive but she's just a picky old grump. She's single at sixty. What does that tell you?

The Red Rooster scene was cringeworthy.

The look at R52 has been giving me deja vu, but she's dressed like the original 80s Strawberry Shortcake dolls, mostly Apple Dumpling, little bit of Apricot with a dash of Purple Pie Man.

It looks like something that fell on her head and no one has told her.

The season does not need to end with a Carrie/Aiden geriatric dream wedding with Carrie wearing a FABULOUS designer dress designed for someone 30+ years younger. I fear that is what is coming.

Can't wait for the appearance of Patti LuPone given the current bruhaha.

Carrie looked like a slutty Holly Hobby with that ridiculous hat.

that hat really deserves a thread of its own

Here is my question. What on earth did Big do to leave her all that money? Nobody lives like that.

Carrie's hat had me craving Jiffy Pop.

They made Anthony apologize for walking in his truth and almost put him in friendship jail, and yet Carrie walks freely through the streets of New York City with monstrosities on her head.

Unfair! She always an apology to the entire city, if not the entire world.

oops, "owes" not "always."

That hat made the episode look like a Mad TV spoof of the show.

Watched it lad5 night. Jesus, wtf was Carrie wearing? First scene she walked out wearing a bridal negligee then later the biggest gingham prairie bonnet ever made. Are we supposed to believe NY women walk around like this?

Charlotte still looking freaky from fillers and, lord, she is a terrible actress. Her kids are boring.

Did they get rid of the other Black lady? Miranda's professor?

I can't get interested in Seema or the other Black family. Poor Harry has zero to do.

The show seems to have been written by people who have never been married or had kids. Every family I know has issues—yet these people have none. I am not even referring to the excessive wealth, either.

Yup, R181. I’ve never seen a show with so many family members who have absolutely no role. They’re just there.

[quote]Did they get rid of the other Black lady? Miranda's professor?

The actress is also in The Morning Show and was largely absent for the last series. I'm sure I remember reading a lot of her scenes were filmed separately as she was in LA and the rest were in NYC.

[quote]The show seems to have been written by people who have never been married or had kids. Every family I know has issues—yet these people have none. I am not even referring to the excessive wealth, either.

You mean you missed the storylines about Brady in the first couple of seasons, the storylines about Charlotte's 2 kids and her expectations for them, and the whole reason Aiden can't commit to Carrie being because of his kids?

I hope Rosie gets an Emmy nod for playing Sister Mary of Winnipeg. MAGA will melt.

I saw a video of Cynthia talking about working with her old friend Rosie - she said MPK had asked her to be in the 2 previous seasons but she finally said yes to this season.

Cynthia said Rosie is great and played the character with humanity, meaning it's ok to laugh at her as long as you pity her too.

Is Sebastiano Pigazzi (Guiseppe) gay? He is HOT.

r157 I didn't get it. Was it because it was a day show??

"Here is my question. What on earth did Big do to leave her all that money? Nobody lives like that."

He was generally understood to be in finance and business - which is incredibly vague. Were supposed to assume that he had some very high level, very lucrative job. Plus, maybe he had family money - though that wasn't really revealed in any way. He would emphasize his work at times like it was really important, he had the big "Paris deal" that fell through. When Carrie couldn't afford the down payment for her apartment, she went to him and said how she had read about how he had turned a modest amount of money into a lot of money. So he was vaguely rich but we never knew the specifics.

I imagine there was also some life insurance that came the way of The Widow Bradshaw.

OMG I don't know why I've only just realised this but if Carrie married Aiden and went double barrelled she would be Carrie Bradshaw-Shaw or would she be Carrie Shaw-Bradshaw? That would be a wedding for Liza to attend.

I just don't know why we can't have Carrie do the voiceover over the entire series like she used to. I thought Exec Producer Michael Patrick King has said they would do that. Additionally, they're defintley trying to "lighten up" the serious with lots of colors. Everyone including the extras are wearing lots of colors.

I'm sorry WHAT kind of stage direction was given to poor Aiden that he had to "LICK" his hand and then put it down his pants while jerking off in the truck. This isn't a porno and it was gross. Oh I could go on and on it's just not the original series and never will be. But I thought it would be a bit more organic from the original to this one.

Can we talk about Sebastiano Pigazzi??? I can’t believe there’s no separate thread yet on this Italian hottie. What is this? This is supposed to be Datalounge. Can we stop talking about the stupid politics all the time and focus on what is really important?

It was entertaining but SJP should never wear her hair severely pulled back. Makes her look ancient.

I had to look up the credits for the woman who was bitching about Charlotte's dog attacking her dog, she was the actress who ran the first funeral home they went to when Big died.

The Anthony bottoming arc was actually pretty funny. I am enjoying the second season. And the way they wrote Sanford out was pretty well done too.

They really need to 86 the extra dead cast. Give Anthony more airtime. As was mentioned above, the show feels rushed to squeeze in as many people as possible and it doesn’t work. The new characters were introduced in inorganic ways. I don’t connect to them except the Italian because he is linked to Anthony. I feel like they should’ve made one of Charlotte’s kids like able. They need better writers. SJP has to see the need.

Yeah, that is the thing r196. It was not a terrible idea to introduce some black characters but it's all so half-assed and not thought out. It just feels like "Carrie's black friend called her today to bitch about some stupid date, but now we can get back to the real characters." And Charlotte's kids are just nothing, I guess just stand ins for "woke" kids these days, but that is also half-assed and no thought behind it.

I can't wait for the Anthony - Patty LuPone smackdown.

They should get rid of the lawyer or Seema. Both are too much. Rosie O’Donnell was excellent. Maybe she could get a recurring role as a friend not lover of Miranda.

[quote]I'm sorry WHAT kind of stage direction was given to poor Aiden that he had to "LICK" his hand and then put it down his pants while jerking off in the truck. This isn't a porno and it was gross.

Mary!

The sole saving grace is that Carrie hasn’t changed.

:ring-ring:, “Okay I’m ready to masturbate, now, please.”

“Oh, well can’t you go in the other room or be really quiet so your son doesn’t hear?"

Seema seema lotta work.

Meanwhile, across town, Miranda was hosting a very serious gender ordeal party after Patti LuPone told her to shove it up her bustle.

I hate watched the first two seasons of this mess, but I just can’t do it any more.

The original impulse to end SATC at its peak popularity after six seasons was correct. As an avid fan, I missed the show but was glad they ended it before they could ruin it. But then came those movies and this AJLT dreck.

The first movie was okay — they [italic]absolutely[/italic] should have stopped after that. The second movie was so awful, such a caricature of the show and the characters, that is what killed the franchise’s magic. This AJLT shit is just pissing on its grave.

I remember reading a review of the second movie that said it was like watching your oldest, dearest friend getting bashed to within an inch of their life in a dark alley.

Oh come on guys, AJLT is not THAT bad.

I've always wondered why SJP who has serious literary creds (her own fiction imprint, current Booker Prize judge) has allowed so much pure trash to be written for her and performed by her. Surely she can't think this shit is good.

“ I hate watched the first two seasons of this mess, but I just can’t do it any more.”

mary?

"In shedding so much of the clutter it, like Carrie’s studio, had been accumulating since the 20th century, AJLT finally feels less like an SATC hangover and more like its own preposterous yet generally fun thing."

The New York Times panned it, and the commentaries have been nothing short of brutal.

Sebastiano Pigazzi did full frontal in the Luca Guadanino HBO series with Chloe Sevigny, practically a micropenis. They must have used a Ken Ryker dildo for his scene in the tacky breadboy delivery outfit.

Of course they used a prosthetic penis. I never expected him to be that huge. But also didn't think he'd be micro.

R210 that is very disappointing to hear.

The long blonde hair isn't doing SJP any favors.

Who was looking at what shoes SJP was wearing when she had that contraption on her head?

And just like that ... DataLounge queens entirely overlooked that they retired the (literal) "and just like that..." voiceover at the end of each ep. Remember the weird scene where Carrie was mad at Anthony? She said, "Boom – and just like that, I'm not mad anymore."

Awkward & cringe, though I know it's the Rosie scenes in bed with Miranda that'll give me PTSD for years. (Unlike actual New York women, nuns don't get Brazilians.)

They need Carrie Coons

Has Carrie ever mentioned her family?

I know Miranda is from that place they went to when her mother died and she got felt up by the lezzie in the bra shop. And she has a sister.

Charlotte has a brother who fucked Samantha but I can't remember where she was from originally.

Her parents would be about dying now, R216. Hopefully, they spare us another Carrie Funeral scene.

Pretty sure Charlotte was from Connecticut.... the brother was Wesley, wasn't he? Think Miranda was from Philadelphia (the upper middle class suburbs, I'd guess.) I think I remember Carrie saying something cryptic about her mother once, but it was almost an aside.

Carrie mentioned her father basically disappearing (so Daddy issues with Big). Miranda seemed very Main Line Philly---father was dead by the time mother died. Charlotte was either from Westchester or Fairfield County. Samantha was from someplace that had backyard swimming pools (probably above ground).

Reddit, and I know I sound naive for posting this, is absolutely melting down about AJLT. They hate it. They hate everything about it. It is quite entertaining. Makes the reaction on DL look scholarly. Lacks the wit and phrasing of here but my God the sincere horror at it all is hugely entertaining.

Didn't Samantha once say something about her mother being a drunk?

What was weirdest about Carrie’s mushroom has was that she could wear it without anyone commenting on it. This is New York?

There could be, if you were thoughtful, intelligent writers, a whole episode about Carrie's fashion choices. Have her get mocked in the street and then some introspection, along with a healthy dose of the girls at the diner: By the time I had to get home, I had to look in the mirror and ask myself: Was I lucky Mr. Blackwell was dead?

I lost interest early on. I kept it on but I got up and did other stuff. It seems tired. There needs to be some strife or striving.

One of the things I find is a downside to streaming series is there's no discipline about the production schedule... a couple of years can pass between the end of one series and the resumption of the next.

And if you're at a stage of life that might be called really aging... (naming no names)... it can really show.

2 criticisms of the show: OMG LOOK AT KRISTIN'S FROZEN FACE SHE LOOKS AWFUL and OMG LOOK AT SJP'S SAGGING FACE SHE LOOKS SO OLD

Honestly,

r221

Sam's mom was a drunk with 3 kids. Samantha also worked at a dairy queen

I’ve weighed in several times here about the excessive wealth, but I have to admit I was surprised to learn that Carrie’s new apartment, which looks so huge, is “only” 1700 sq ft. Obviously not small for NYC, but I live in an apartment that’s just over 1300 sq ft and it certainly doesn’t feel big. Some of my extremely rich friends live in places double or even triple the size of mine.

Charlotte is from CT and went to Smith College where she majored in finance (which is not a major there).

That's funny r229. She seems like she would've been an art history major or something, and at a more traditionalist, less feminist school. Finance just seems wrong (even if it was a major there), too practical, too competitive with men, i.e. future husbands to take care of her.

I don't remember Samantha ever saying her mother was a drunk. She did say her mother was saddled with three kids at the same age Sam was thriving in NYC. Miranda had a tumultuous relationship with her mother. Charlotte's brother was hot. Carrie's dad went AWOL.

Nice fucking hat!

Carrie's hat looked like an old-fashioned ice pack.

[quote]Little is known about her early life, other than she comes from a working-class background and started working at a Dairy Queen selling Dilly bars at the age of 13 to earn some pocket money. In season 3, Samantha mentions she has at least 2 siblings, reflecting on how her mother "was saddled with 3 kids and a drunk husband" by her age.

R228, it looks much larger than 1700 sq feet. If the actual physical building in real life is only 1700, that doesn't mean that's what they're trying to project in the show. Are they even using the actual interior of the property they show from the outside?

R235 they rarely ever do interior shots on anything other than a soundstage

[quote] Carrie mentioned her father basically disappearing (so Daddy issues with Big).

Correct. But then when they did "The Carrie Diaries" Carrie and her previously unmentioned sister Dorrit were in CT being raised by their overprotective dad after their mom had died of cancer.

The Carrie Diaries was a huge piece of shit.

The actress who played Carrie in The Carrie Diaries was very pretty. I'm assuming she was in a disfiguring accident at some point.

Candace Bushnell was from CT, so it makes sense Carrie would be from there. Bushnell grew-up in a nicer than average suburb of Hartford--Italian and less wealthy part of an old WASP Hartford family (Bushnell).

I don't have a horse in this race.

That’s true, R235. Perhaps they intend it to be bigger than its real footprint. It looks about 4000 square feet (or more) on the show.

[quote]I don't have a horse in this race.

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THAT IS SO CLEVER AND ORIGINAL, R241!!!!!

Truly, if everyone in the DL feels as I do your OH so ORIGINAL POST will get WW'd to the high heavens until the end of time!!!

We can't thank you enough for bringing this fresh, new and LANDMARK viewpoint to our humble website!!!!!

Fucking moron.

R243 -- Matthew, is that you?

I really enjoy the ridiculous clothes. I live in a city where everyone just wears bland atheleisure clothes. I wish someone would wear something crazy.

Be the change you want to see r245.

R245 Im in CT and saw an adult man wearing a onesie with a printed bikini clad woman on the front and back (mostly saw the back as they were ahead of me in line). I will concede this was at a dispensary, but it was still an individual working a 'look'.

And jusht like that....

R244=Poo Shoes, desperately failing to deflect from her idiocy.

Seema is way too needy, and quite exhausting. She does not mesh with anyone on the show. Carrie has nothing in common with her, until she is ready to sell that oversized townhouse.

Just saw this and felt trolled. WTF. Is this from planet musk?

And Just Like That ... i smell a rat.

Rewatching the 2nd season. Hard to believe that Gloria Steinem would agree to appear in an episode with an oversized dick pic.

[quote] Charlotte is from CT and went to Smith College where she majored in finance (which is not a major there).

[quote] That's funny. She seems like she would've been an art history major or something, and at a more traditionalist, less feminist school. Finance just seems wrong (even if it was a major there), too practical, too competitive with men, i.e. future husbands to take care of her.

R229 R230 Charlotte did in fact major in art history and minored in finance. She says so in season 4 episode (7, Time and Punishment) when she's interviewing her gallerina replacement so she can be a stay at home non-mom wife for Trey.

"Majored in art history, minored in finance, same as me!"

Do we think SJP and Nixon realize how cringe this show is? Are they completely delusional? They seem savvy. And yet.

They are delusional.

Agree with R256. And they think they’re smarter than they are.

I’m pretty sure that SJP and Nixon would be aware of the correct use of “cringe”, R255.

SJP said in a new interview that she never watches the show and never watched SATC either. Maybe she should?

I think having Carrie harassed by the talking alarm was meant to make the apartment more relatable.

Dumb question which should have been asked 20 years ago: When Miranda married Steve, did Brady become Brady Brady or did he have to stay Brady Hobbs? Was this ever answered?

R260 that talking alarm shit is the same tired plot point that happened when she moved into that sun-blasted white loft for two minutes. There was some chime that kept going off that she couldn't figure out.

I thought the alarm (with the identifying code "Carrie and Aiden") constantly going off was supposed to be a warning to Carrie about her "relationship" with Aiden. After her attempted phone sex with Aiden flopped, the alarm started blaring, and she turned it off and starting writing again: "The woman wondered what she had gotten herself into."

I can see Carrie agreeing to the five year pause in the moment, but the next day, she should have dropped Aiden. A woman pushing 60, whose husband suddenly dropped dead, should know that waiting five years for someone (with no or limited contact!) is mind-numbingly stupid. And the blank postcards are more pathetic than romantic.

Rock continues to be a little asshole. "BELIEVE WOMEN!" "FAST FASHION!"

The wonderful Cheri Oteri is going to be in an episode this season. She will elevate this crap material just like she did with her MCM guest spot.

I watch because I am playing the game “Identify the NYC location”.

What medication is Brady Brady Hobbs taking?

The door alarm thing was stupid, especially when the secret password was revealed. I'm sure that even New Yorkers eventually turn off these things unless they're going to out overnight.

I thought she would use the "my pussy is hungry" as a double entendre since she has a kitty now. hehe

After the discussion about the families of the original characters this interview is quite interesting about the deliberate choices not to focus on family members.

[quote]I thought she would use the "my pussy is hungry" as a double entendre since she has a kitty now. hehe

This isn't Are You Being Served? and Carrie isn't Mrs Slocombe, yet.

And the same interviewer as R267 scolding the women on their "not always perfect" representation of LGBT characters.

What a smug twat. Imagine making the hideous Cynthia Nixon look good!

“ Carrie isn't Mrs Slocombe”

And the show is poorer for it

The phone sex scene seemed out of character for Aiden—he’s never been that crass or horny.

This is the style Carrie needs to embrace again: lift at the roots—especially in the front—not completely flattened like she wears it now. Also, lighter eye makeup. She rims her eyes in khol and then a dark eyeshadow and her eyes shrink.

Her rimmed eyes:

Carrie's hair looks best when left as a wild mane. It detracts from her large, witchy face and makes her look less haggard. That scraped back look really ages her. Agree about the harsh eye makeup but I see it everywhere now. Kardashian's started it?

I think I'm the only one but I thought she looked great with the short curls and the shoulder length straight was good too.

She looks like an Afghan Hound at present, but most women her age do.

Why doesn’t Miranda just move in with Carrie?

Miranda is already squatting at Carrie's. Why do you think the alarm keeps going off?

I love it, r277, but please let it be Che. secretly living in the attic or something. Sneaking in and out through the kitchen door.

Nobody gets rid of Che, dammit!

Che is in Palestine fighting for the people of Gaza. This is what got her thrown under the bus, not the pathetic reason given by producers that the storyline just finished.

SJP was wearing a "cloud hat". It should be banned like MAGA caps.

Don't say anything bad about The Young Carrie Bradshaw Chronicles! It gave us Austin Butler!

Way late to the party, and haven't read the thread yet, but I actually liked this episode.

Was it great? No. But it was light, funny enough, and felt like classic SATC.

Awkward phone sex? Check.

Weird sexual situation with a virgin nun? Check.

A fire in bed waiting for Zoom sex? Check.

Carrie looking utterly ridiculous? Check.

Basically they cut a ton of fat and focused on what we loved about the show in the first place.

Charlotte was still useless. The PBS film maker and her hubby were still useless. But Carrie, Miranda and Seema's storylines were pretty damn good. At least for one episode.

May I just say right here and now that I applaud their restraint in not having Carrie wear both the big ugly hat and the big balls necklace together.

No, 283, you may not say that. And you may not say that because, as others have noted here, she wore a fucking holly hobby strawberry shortcake ensemble in the middle of a modern American city.

The huge ball necklace is NOT functional!

This episode was the first one that seemed like old school SATC. Still not as good as the worst. SATC, but we’re getting there finally. One review seemed to have been from someone who saw the entire season and remarked that the show has finally figured itself out. I’m glad because they’re comfort food to me. SJP needs to find a look that’s flattering and stick to it. She looks like their mother.

I think Che should die some absurd , cartoon death, like a piano falling on her head. And she can leave her fisting glove and some dildos to Miranda in the will.

At the will reading, we find out Che had a type, when a bunch of Cynthia Nixon/Clay Aiken lookalikes are summoned for their bequests as well -each of them getting one of Che’s sex toys.

I actually liked Che after they broke up and the powers that be toned her down.

Rewatches the second movie last weekend. AJLT makes SATC 2 look like the Godfather.

r273 I don't know why she does that heavy smokey eye. Women with small eyes and long faces should avoid that. It makes your smalls look even smaller, older, and caved in. Hell women over 45 shouldn't do it as the last thing is look older.

And curly hair looks better on people with a long face. Long hair just makes you face look even longer. A shorter-- not too short curly hair would make her look younger.

I actually liked the Wilma Flintstone necklace because they put it on a beautiful woman who can wear anything and look good. It would have looked ridiculous on Carrie.

That necklace reads DON"T COME NEAR ME . . .including to her husband.

Will Brady make more appearances? He is so refreshingly ugly.

I also stated to like Che after she got humiliated with her failed TV show.

Omg , I meant to write:

I also started to like Che after they got humiliated with her failed TV show.

Omg , I meant to write:

I also started to like Che after they got humiliated with their failed TV show.

I would be embarrassed to be seen with Carrie in one of her crazy outfits.

And just like that, we are talking about Carrie again and watch her with gleeful hate.

I do hope people understand that literally no one in NYC dresses like Carrie.

Thanks for the insider tip, R198. You’ll find that no one on planet Earth dresses like Carrie.

Literally.

r298 No one anywhere dresses like Carrie.

Thanks, R298, we couldn't have figured that out.

R298 lives in NYC and is proud of it, goddamnit!

Rotten Tomatoes has given Season 3 its highest ratings so far.

Old fags love these old hags.

This show has ruined NYC which is full of angry cunts who moved here thinking that they could have Carrie's lifestyle. If they are lucky they are married to some wall street pig who is even as we speak is out looking for some young girls (or guys) to fuck. There is no Mr. Big and most women here couldn't find three real friends if their lives depended on it.

Not to mention what it did to the gays who identified with those harridans......

Mr Big was ugly from Season 1 episode 1 of SATC. Those nasty double folded bags u der his eyes…. He comes across as a complete and utter asshole, which Chris North apparently is.

So people dress like slobs in NY like everywhere else?

Chris Noth was a beautiful man in his 20s, 30s, 40s, and on. He was too pretty for Carrie, but hey it's her show.

"This show has ruined NYC which is full of angry cunts who moved here thinking that they could have Carrie's lifestyle."

People talk about The Great SATC Migration that supposedly ruined the city but I can't believe that THAT many young women moved there - who weren't going to move there anyway - because of SATC. A few sure, but enough that the city is "full of" SATC cunts? I'd imagine it was more women who already lived there who took on an SATC "tone" in their lives.

Those kind of peoples can't afford to live in NYC

I really can’t see how Chris Noth is pretty. Sorry.

He looked perpetually fatigued.

Incredibly bad name for a show. Or for anything.

Jesus Christ Davis's ruin of a face. She never should have.

I knew that fuckin' cat would get out.

Is the gardener Logan Marshall Green?!

Cheri retinas perfection. I love her so much.

Oteri. Weird autocorrrct!

I’ve never liked Aidan. He’s always been a whiny little bitch.

He continues to be a weird, whiny little bitch.

They went very meta with the hate-watching.

Better than last week and mostly because of the hot gardener.

Can they give Charlotte and her uncomfortable face a more boring plot line? Carrie is going to either lose or kill the cat but it's nice she's gotten over her screeching fear of squirrels.

My feedback on Ep2:

Three Carrie shrieks in the first twenty minutes were three too many. Not cute. Never was.

John Corbett was never a good (or even adequate) actor but he was, at least, cute. Thirty years later Aiden is just wet. That story line is dead.

Kristin Davis cannot do comedy. That whole story arc was pathetic and even made Nicole Ari Parker look silly and unattractive. As she’s a beauty IRL this was quite an accomplishment.

Sarita Choudhury doesn’t have the knees to wear a short skirt.

Kristen's acting wasn't this bad during the original run. What happened? Did the bad plastic surgery freeze her face so much she has to try too hard to look animated?

Her daughter's bf looks tres gay.

Didn't take long for this show to become as bad as everybody thought it was last week.

They are capable to two archetypes: the character as the unformed original in SATC or a caricature of nothing that walks the earth. Carrie's just a sad mess with no more insight than she had in SATC. Miranda's the shrill neurotic who can't get on. Charlotte is a running joke. The character isn't a person. And Che isn't gone. She's just called Seema now. Obnoxious, unlikable, unreal..

The obnoxious mom-college counselor arc is such a waste of time.

Seema’s face looks like a man’s face.

There's not a recognizable human being in the whole cast. They're all so fucking old and trying so hard to still be attractive and hip. Just painful.

I find it hard to believe any of them care about sex. It just isn’t that important to women in their mid-to-late 50s.

Looking good, having a beautiful house, being fabulous with their equally great-looking friends— yes. And getting their kids a good college Sherpa.

I weirdly found myself identifying with almost every plot EXCEPT the Aiden plot. Garden angst, kid college app angst, hate-watching an unbelievably stupid show, being lonely but not really wanting to date, lusting after Logan Marshall Green…

Seema looks older than 55.

Only $30 for drinks?!

Drinksch!

New York Times episode 2 recap.

"In a speech as dramatic as the one she gave Ravi, Seema kicks Sydney to the curb. I hope Seema does this to at least one person every episode. It’s a long shot, but we’re two for two." NYT.

Is Cheema the new Julia Sugarbaker?

Watch the pilot episode again. There is nothing sentimental or fantastical about the original show or characters, it's grounded in reality. It's basically a documentary, but starring actors as fictional characters.

AJLT reminds me of Season 3 of Twin Peaks (not that it's anywhere near as good); it's so bogged down in sentimentality.

And it does not make any sense. Why would the perpetually optimistic Charlotte still be hanging around with such bitter characters after so many decades?

And just like TWAT

The first season has a very different vibe. I was glad they jettisoned the vox pop scenes

They do seem to pair Charlotte up with LTW more than with Carrie and Miranda. I guess that shows some growth for Charlotte?

In the opening scene for ep 2 (long shot, dim light), I briefly thought it was a flashback of some sort. Carrie’s body looked much younger than her years! Kudos to SJP. But I wonder if they used some digital enhancement. That youthful body’s VERY unlikely at her age.

I like Seema a lot, but she’s exhausting. Again, I somewhat doubt a real woman would have her whole life revolve around dating.

It’s the writing and the tone for me. Take something like the prep school college app stuff with Charlotte. I actually think that’s a perfect plot for her at this stage as an Upper East Side mom. However, every part of it was played like an absurdist cartoon, and I don’t understand why. The original show didn’t play like this. Even when they heightened the comedy, it still didn’t feel like this.

[quote]The first season has a very different vibe. I was glad they jettisoned the vox pop scenes

But isn't that the difference between Darren Star in control and Michael Patrick King in control?

R341 I agree that's a plot line that they could certainly do a lot more with as that's an issue many of the original show's core fan base are probably currently experiencing, whether they are a UES or your average suburban mom. Although I was somewhat amused how they were able to get in a few "red-pilled" takes about how identity politics has corrupted the Ivy League admissions process.

It was somewhat unrealistic that Charlotte wouldn’t have hired a college whisperer when the kids were in, like, eighth grade.

Oh, and the nonbinary kid plot! I have that one too. Maybe I’m living in the world of “And Just Like That!”

The story arcs seem like they belong in a different show. The Charlotte & friend with the college whisperer made no sense as a short arc. They already had one, apparently. The Seema and the matchmaker just highlighted what a help rejecting complainer she is---people like this are exhausting and really don't work as series characters if this is all they do. Carrie in a dress for someone half her age doesn't work and the obvious Cougar story line just doesn't seem realistic---it's like Lucy unironically being called "young lady". Oddly, Miranda of all people had the most realistic story line with her rejection by waitron at the restaurant.

It’s also not at all forbidden to hire an outside college counselor. A lot of wealthy prep school families do and, as R344 indicates, they do so well before junior year.

But yeah, that whole plot line is played like a cartoon. Even the part where LTW was running onto the field in front of athletes. Who the fuck behaves like that in real life?

Charlotte has become a caricature of who she was on SATC. Why is she always taking those mincing little steps? Running around in the snow to buy her daughter condoms?

SJP has never looked worse than when she was standing in front of her house with the exterminator. I'm shocked they let her look that awful. This nonsense with Aidan, planning a future with a man who can't see her and whose children hate her.

Would anyone want to spend more than 5 minutes with Seema? She's intolerable. I get she's a "strong, independent woman" but where does that mean she has to be totally unlikable.

This episode featured the stupidest kitchen table ever. Lol.

All those overbearing, meddling Indian mothers who warned their sons about Seema years ago were proven right.

R324 her acting was always very soapy and she was the weakest link

Mario Cantone was on WWHL last night. Annoying as ever but I had no idea he's 65. He looks great for his age. But, GEEZ is he obnoxious.

R338 that’s believable. Charlotte being super close friends with these women in her late 20s and 30s was believable. We tend to like to be around people very different than us while younger. 40s too even, maybe. But by now she definitely would be good friends with them from more of a distance in real life and have a friend she has much more in common with. Lisa and her feel like they would really be good friends.

You saying it shows growth? Why? Because Lisa is black? She’s a beautiful rich mixed race black woman who is intelligent and classy. Charlotte isn’t besties with Cardi B. Relax. Chatlotte could be closed minded at times but she was never racist.

[quote] This episode featured the stupidest kitchen table ever. Lol.

👎🏻

R340 actually, yes. A rich woman in her 50s very well COULD be focused on finding a man. Most women need relationships eventually and want to get married. It’s in their dna. Weddings are traditionally for women, not men. Men tend to thrive more being alone while women don’t.

Her clock is ticking. She’s getting near 60. She wants to bag herself a man and settle down for good before it’s officially too late and she looks way too old where no one would be interested.

R341 good thing this isn’t the original show. The original show ended in 2004. We are in 2025. Time to stop bringing that up. This is the sequel show.

Sorry but the first season of SATC had a completely different vibe and that’s not a positive.

SATC got better once they dropped that first season groundedness etc. the people talking into the camera? Hated that.

Aiden is a(or was) a furniture designer. You'd think there'd be an actual discussion rather than just sending a pic.

R358 keyword… WAS. He left that behind.

Reddit is loving this episode

I think I might have forgiven all of this show's sins if instead of Miranda saying to her waitress crush "I thought you were queer", she said "I thought you were gay". Minor in the scheme of things, but it would've have resonated more with the demographic who actually watches this.

R361: You're just old and petty if you think that would make it better. Making an error of attraction made that scene one of the few that seemed even remotely realistic on this episode.

Whoa, Nellie!

"Men tend to thrive more being alone while women don’t."

Generally don't men self-destruct more?

Convinced MPK is on this thread. Every once in a while, there is an oddly touchy comment.

MPK needs to be kicked out of Carrie's garden.

I IMDB'd the actor who plays Adam. Boy does he look different.

For a while there Logan Marshall Green was channeling Tom Hardy.

Now, he looks quite a bit different— and hotter!

Good episode.

Seema behaves like she doesn’t even like men sexually or otherwise. Just hates men in general

She looks like a bull dyke

She's one of those tired, delusional cows who only wants successful and powerful men yet resents them for devoting too much time to the endeavors that actually make them successful and powerful.

I thought Carrie actually looked better this episode. Her hair was down.

Older women actually do better alone than older men. Women have been relegated to caretaking. When older men are widowed or divorced they don't fare as well as women.

Yes, Seema is haggard looking and was a total bitch to those dates. She doesn't like men. Maybe her and Miranda should hook up.

Charlotte's face is scary and her costumer should be shot. Those belts up under her tits do not disguise her weight gain.

Kristin seems to have lost weight this season.

Carrie actually looked better than she has in a long time.

Seema was an unpleasant bitch to her dates. I know it was supposed to be funny, and if Samantha had reacted the same way it would come off humorous.

Yes, Charlotte’s wardrobe makes her look like a stuffed sausage. I don’t understand it at all.

Samantha actually liked men. Seema doesnt. She's bitter and comes across as a total cunt.

[quote]Oddly, Miranda of all people had the most realistic story line with her rejection by waitron at the restaurant.

The New Miranda is now so sanctimonious there is no way she would have hit on a lowly waitress half her age at an expensive restaurant she dines at. Too much of a power imbalance.

And Charlotte is doing what she always did well, airhead social climbing comedy with occasional depth.

Seema is a cunt to just about everyone

Watching it now.

Seema at the bar was great. The only scene that would fit in SATC.

R372 that’s statistically false. Women don’t do well alone and are far more lonely than men when they’re alone.

R373 SEEMA IS NOT SAMANTHA

R376 Miranda dated a bartender who couldn’t afford a suit…

You’ve clearly never watched the OG show

[quote][R376] Miranda dated a bartender who couldn’t afford a suit… You’ve clearly never watched the OG show

Even 20 years ago a successful woman earning more than her male partner of the same age was not controversial and not a power imbalance.

Now, a wealthy lesbian on the prowl for service pussy half her age has more red flags than a Trans Palestine protest.

Seema rejecting all of those guys was terrible. She is so unlikable. For the record, I thought they were all hot. Probably too good for her.

Sorry R379 but that's not true.

R383 I know! As if that blousy mess could do any better.

[quote]Women don’t do well alone and are far more lonely than men when they’re alone.

Here's a source. Widows and female divorcees handle single status much better than men as women have larger networks of friends.

That’s for sharing posts about women who are single after their husbands die.

We are discussing women who can’t find a man to marry her. Not the same.

Thanks*

Seema is looking rough this season.

Actually, women who have never married are happier than their married counterparts too R388.

Not true.

I'm just wondering who thought the public desperately needed a Rosie o Donnell and Cynthia Nixon sex scene?

There are studies that claim women without marriage and kids are happier. But what’s never discussed is those women are still constantly in relationships. They may not be married but they’re always in relationships still. Not truly “single”.

[quote]Seema is looking rough this season.

One of the problems with streaming is so much fucking time passes between series that you can tell.

You're either an incel R94 or a female stuck on men. I know several women who are single and not dating and very happy. As one said, "I have a great sex toy, girlfriends, a great job, travel and do what I want when I want. Why do I need men with their baggage?" My sister is one as are most of her friends. Expand your circle and don't be so chauvinistic.

Seema is becoming the most reviled figure in the whole franchise. I cant fathom that she is popular amongst women and the gays dislike humorless cunts.

Seema is that friend who you know is difficult and a pain in the ass but somehow you love her anyway.

Who's Seema?

R398-In what universe?

A fat frau cunt universe R400, like the one R398 lives in.

I cut that kind of person out of my life.

FWIW, the show is currently #1 on the Max platform.

R403: So what. I 'm sure a lot of the popularity is hate watching.

Low bar. There's shit on Max. It was probably Hacks two weeks ago and Gilded Age four weeks from now.

I just don't get why they garb Carrie up in all that nonsense and think the chatter is going to help the show. She looks like a homeless person who got dressed in a hurricane downwind from the Mrs. Roper collection.

I suspect they think so too r404. And I admit I do like them for having a whole theme about hate watching on that episode, which shows a little self-awareness. And I think overall this season is at least trying to break out of the stupid bubble they made for themselves and that lead to the dreaded Che. I appreciate that.

The girl playing Charlotte’s daughter is bad. They should either have gotten the girl who was on Severance Season 2 or just sent the ungrateful little bitch to boarding school.

R408 - Baroness Elsa Schraeder

R408 - lightweight.

The girl playing Charlotte’s Asian daughter is actually a pretty good actress. Given that they charge her with playing a teenage girl.

Mmm mmm mmm. The delicious Ramin Karimloo.

Where?

The ladies play a game for Vanity Fair

[quote] Don't say anything bad about The Young Carrie Bradshaw Chronicles! It gave us Austin Butler!

I ignored Austin Butler for years because of The Carrie Diaries. He was this weakass Macaulay Culkin lookin’ poser. I was so pleasantly surprised by him in Elvis.

[quote] Kristen's acting wasn't this bad during the original run

Her acting really was that bad. She got a lot of leeway for being the most conventionally feminine.

And the prettiest

Kristen has always been a terrible actress. It’s why, despite all the famous from SATC, she hasn’t worked much.

Hasn’t done anything!

Seema should have been named Julie. That cunt.

Kristin is actually pretty good in Season 1 of SATC. After that, Charlotte morphed into a marriage obsessed dingbat and she did the best she could with the material.

Agreed R421. I just rewatched the first season. When filming without consent and revenge porn were cool and blowjobs were edgy.

Kristin was very limited. Her negative emotional expressions were grossed-out squealing and dropping her jaw.

I laughed a lot at this episode…not always kindly. There was some genuinely funny stuff—Cheri Oteri—but the Carrie/Adian storyline is killing any good in this show. I did laugh at the awfulness of it. We had to pause show multiple times during Carrie scenes to express our outrage, so at least we’re engaged in this mess.

Did anyone else think the dialogue about hate watching a tv show between Miranda and the waitress was written for those of us hate watching AJLT? If so, tip of the hat to self-aware writers.

When SJP became an executive producer both Charlotte and Samantha became caricatures. SJP didn’t like the attention Kim got for being the sexiest and funniest (the most talented imo) and Kristen got for being the prettiest. In one of the first episodes after SJP became EP Charlotte is insecure about her body in the spa and moans how Carrie has the “perfect body.” There were other changes too that made Carrie look better than everyone but I’ll stop here.. .

Sex And The City was a very diligently plotted show. Opening with “I couldn’t help but wonder”. A plot with Carrie. B plot with one of the girls. The two other girls contrasting the themes and intertwining with the others. Discussing the events at brunch. “And just like that” capping off the third act.

And Just Like That is a mess.

R425 You are correct. Except Kim is an excellent actress and still managed to make a meal out of what they gave her.

Until “Lawrence of my Labia”

So Carrie’s making up a gilded age persona so that she can start wearing gloves all the time* and fuck the gardener?

“I’m doing research.”

*she should

No one could have made that line work. What an embarrassment that that line was even typed, let alone making it to the final cut.

“ So Carrie’s making up a gilded age persona so that she can start wearing gloves all the time* and fuck the gardener?”

She’s a MacDougal now! 🍷

That’s interesting, R425. You could absolutely feel the difference once SJP and MPK became the two main voices. Carrie became this ethereal goddess, whereas before she often pointed out her own flaws.

I vote for the rat pack—real Manhatttanites.

Kristin Davis CANNOT ACT

The squawking hens will be on The View tomorrow so it should be a woke mess of a time.

[quote]Kristin Davis CANNOT ACT

She was so bad on Melrose Place. On a series not known for great acting she stands out as the absolute worst, even opposite slackjawed Andrew Shue

I was surprised she ever got another series (thanks GBF Darren Star!) but I'll admit her acting limitations work okay for shallow, naive Charlotte.

If you tried in 8th grade to perform that badly, they’d ask for another take. Oy!

“Billy!” That was her eternal Melrose Rose whine.

She was especially awful in Melrose Place. I was so glad when Brooke died

They're turning Charlotte and Lisa into Lucy and Ethel.

She was bad on friends as well

She didn’t even bother to show up for The Goonies reunion, just like Christian Bale. Typical.

Charlotte is just a caricature at this point. The whole college advisor episode was bad vaudeville. With bad comedic timing.

The worst comedic timing.

How does Charlotte have so much money? Her husband is an attorney but they live like kings. NOT realistique.

Because Trey could not get hard and shoot his load inside of her, and so she got a lot of money because of that

Her husband represents people in expensive divorces.

At this point in their lives, both Charlotte and Harry might also have some inherited wealth. But I agree that even as a successful attorney m, that alone could not support their lifestyle on the Upper East Side, where being an attorney is essentially working class.

She got the apartment free from her first husband, so that’s a huge advantage in a city where real estate is priced so high. And we know the apartment is pretty fancy.

IT'S NOT THE SAME APARTMENT.

Damn I missed that, r450, when did that happen?

I think I read that they sold the apartment at the top of the market and bought the new apartment when apartment prices cratered during Covid.

I don’t know any super wealthy NYC moms, but do they actually dress like Charlotte and Lisa? The outfits seemed particularly…formal and fussy when the college whisperer came over.

It’s “And Just Like That”, R453, it’s not a documentary.

I have a problem with the way Lisa dresses. She is supposed to be a crusading political documentary maker yet she dresses like a bimbo.

No, she dresses like a deranged clown

The only time she ever wore something beautiful was the red dress she wore during the episode about the Met Gala, headdress notwithstanding. They'll never top that and that's a shame.

Which character on AJLT is a regular Data Lounge READER? Seema would be to me.

Seema is looking awfully haggard (and quite manly). She needs a light refresh with a good surgeon and to stay away from Kristen's.

I don't get why Carrie would buy such a big Gramercy Park brownstone (and the rats weren't discovered at the inspection? Seema, you're fired) just in the event Aiden's kids needed to be there? Seems kind of desperate and trying to create insta-relationship, much like Aiden did to her when she wasn't ready to commit. Funny how now the shoe is on the other foot. She KNOWS the handwriting is on the wall that this relationship isn't going to work out. Go for the hot gardener, Carrie! Aiden is looking dry and dessicated and the two of them together seem like they should be sipping on Boniva.

I do think the show's got its mojo (finally!) and I'm mostly loving it but hating that Seema is made to be such a bitch. Her filmmaker boyfriend was obnoxious. I know! She should hook up with Steve. He's independent, has his own businesses and life and has a grown kid.

Are Charlotte and Harry that rich? Their daughters have to share a bedroom!

Ooops, apologies for the misgendering of the non binary child.

That should read "Are Charlotte and Harry that rich? Their two children have to share a bedroom!"

Carrie should report Seema to the Real Estate Board of NY for selling her an overpriced property that is rat infested. If she used her sexually confused friend Miranda as the attorney for the sale, sue her ass too for not insisting on an inspection report before the closing. A real hissing cat fight over the rats would be a perfect season finale. Charlotte could sit in the corner and cry.

R462. Their bedroom is bigger than my apartment.

Upvote for R463. I'd watch that and it would be more complete and interesting story arc than anything they've tried thus far.

Yes r463

Aiden looks like he has consumption

How is it that Carrie has a bigger place than the one she shared with Big? Was the insurance policy that good? What was Big’s worth anyway? I thought he was a millionaire a few times over but not super rich.

What if it were fiction, and in their universe none of these comments about wealth compared to the real Manhattan are meaningful.

He doesn’t know you.

R468. Right???? And I'm still waiting for the selfish bitch to pay me back!

Sorry, Carrie’s place is unrealistic in NYC.

Just for the amount of sunlight alone, r472. What brownstone has that much sun?

Remember Carrie is a best selling AUTHOR

Let us now turn then to the prose in that book.

Oh my fuckin' God is she a bad writer of fiction.

I’m trying to figure out why the lack of realism bothers me more with this show than the original series, or with a show like Friends. I think it’s because the unrealistic choices here are not just window dressing, but actually factor into the plot in a meaningful way. They don’t only look inauthentic, but the financial ease has taken away what could be much more interesting plot lines. From Carrie have not a care in the world to Anthony being well off enough to open a business on Madison Avenue to everyone else being able to essentially act how they want without any of the usual obstacles, it makes the show feel really artificial. As hard as they tried to capture 2020s NYC through diverse casting, they failed on the inequalities that really define the city right now.

It’s not a brownstone.

^ just messin’ with y’all

…but it is also correct to call it a townhouse.

The wisteria next to her front door looks fake.

I'm terrified something is going to happen to that poor cat.

Based on her lifestyle in NYC, Big most have been worth at least $100 M.

[quote] One of the most annoying things I’ve noticed is the canned Muzak-type music they were using in both the movies and the new show.

That'sh a cruel shing to shay to thoshe of ush who shang our heartsh out!

The cat is almost certainly going to be poisoned. Otherwise, why show the conversation with the exterminator?

R483 Nobody wants to see that. I’ll be super pissed.

We'd rather see Seema poisoned.

I would rather see every human character poisoned than the cat

Seema should get poisoned instead

They’d have hell to pay if they killed the cat instead of Che.

Seema IS poison.

That would be DARK.

I am the ultimate cat queen, so I hope I’m wrong.

"I would rather see every human character poisoned than the cat —Team Shoe"

I would rather see every human character poisoned by the cat.

"And Just Like That, Toxoplasmosis: AN HBO SPILLOVER SPECTACULAR!"

Carrie's Gramercy home is worth a minimum of $20 million. Seems a bit extravagant and tone deaf. I don't even think SJP lives in something that big with her husband and 3 kids.

And just like that, you’re proven wrong

That place is really nice r494.

Do those two actually have sex? They're one of those couples that come across as asexual. Both of them I've never gotten any sexual vibes, gay or otherwise, from either of them even though she dated JFK, Jr.

They now live in two brownstones that they combined.

He was a known WV barfly who dabbled in certain substances.

Without filters.

R499,

With [bold]fillers[/bold]

Kim looks great there.

Fillers? If she had any, they were minor.

That isn’t a bad pic at R499

SJP did a fund raiser back in the day for the woke DA Alvin Bragg and we all pay the price for the out-of-control crime which has resulted. SJP has a bodyguard to drag around so she is never affected by the turnstile justice system.

NYC crime continues to decline. So, is SJP responsible for that. You provide no proof of a bodyguard. Just trolling, R503.

R503 shut the fuck up with woke bullshit. Take it elsewhere. You fucking conservatives ruin everything.

R505 is upset about woke bullshit? for many it is the bullshit. Google SJP and bodyguard and you will find many, many pics with her and a variety of bodyguards. I believe crime in NYC will truly decline when Andrew Cuomo is the next mayor.

[quote]Google SJP and bodyguard and you will find many, many pics with her and a variety of bodyguards. I believe crime in NYC will truly decline when Andrew Cuomo is the next mayor.

Asswipe, that has nothing to do with NYC or any other city on the planet for that matter. She's a celebrity - a 60 year-old female celebrity at that. She would be stupid not to have protection when she's out and about.

R507 please watch your language. So much woke hatred out there, imagine if a real MAGA got you to flake out. Crime is bad in NYC. I don't believe Mayor Adam's rosy picture of things. Not a MAGA but a moderate Dem who thinks we are better off with a more moderate message and candidate, certainly not Alvin Bragg or the other far left Dems that Sarah has actively helped with fundraising.

I used to be her neighbor. There was no bodyguard.

She walked the streets and rode the subway.

I find LTW's husband unfortunate looking - his face looks like a crushed soda can.

[quote] please watch your language

R508, unclutch the pearls and start enjoying your life.

I find LTW’s husband - Chris Jackson - hot and I’m pretty sure he was in the Hamilton number at the Tony’s this week.

^^^ “Tonys”, before someone jumps in with “Tony’s what?”.

I've yet to check out the new season

I also find Chris Jackson hot, but of course DL think he's fat.

Here she is behind the scenes in Paris for HBO Max:

R514 thanks for sharing. I was on the edge of my seat.

I visit NYC all the time. Crime is not rampant and Adams is a fucking Republican disguising as a Democrat. Only a Republican uses the word woke. So you can just go fuck off and leave this out of this thread.

R518: "Only a Republican uses the word woke."

Umm, you just used it, R518.

Girls! Girls! You’re both tedious. Get back on topic.

Aiden needs to go. There is no relationship that would work the way he wants it, plus it’s a boring af storyline.

Aiden is portrayed by a terrible actor and the garden guy has a nice ass.

Aiden grosses me out and always has

woke woke woke, and I am a never MAGA, never Rep. woke woke woke some more.. I don't shrill fuck you to people, especially if I don't have the balls to do it in person and only on a keyboard.

huh, R523? Is that an anti-Aidan post?

picture r523 in a giant Holly Hobby hat. It's even funnier.

Good lord, that episode was horrible.

That hat….

R446 clearly never watched the OG show. Charlotte inherited millions in her divorce including an apartment worth millions and all her jewelry etc. worth millions.

R523 the show was always woke.

Episode 3 was amazing actually. I loved it.

Charlotte is officially Laney Berlin from the baby shower episode.

Charlotte’s storyline was great. The older employee feeling like they have to do whatever to fit in with the younger ones to get the job done. It happens

That episode was terrible. Horrible writing. The Charlotte scenes are getting too annoying to even hate watch. Especially the one with the Dutch guy and the fat chick. And the fat gay in the restaurant was supposed to be clever? “Old Menu” - how original.

This was boring. Almost like a filler episode. I honestly can't get interested in Seema's or the other side character's (LTW?) problems.

It was all so contrived and unbelievable. In real life, Charlotte’s husband would have shat himself, not just peed in his pants.

Lots of very random plot lines. Charlotte the drug broker and the club goer. Seema has life taken out from under here and yet remains an unlikable bitch. The LTW plotline resolved so easily. SJP's softening (probably sagging) boobs do not make for a good cleavage shots. The flat tire thing was something you knew was coming. The Aiden storyline is ridiculous---doing all that for his kid is nuts.

Disagree. It was good. Well written. And the girls were all great

Which business has a tire slasher like that?

R536 something happening doesn’t make it a PLOT LINE. Charlotte getting the drugs for Carrie isn’t a plot. Carrie needing the drugs is the plot. And we will probably find out more. That’s the beauty of TELEVISION. It doesn’t have to all be shown in one episode and you can find out what is happening down the line.

Is this the first tv show you’ve ever watched? And why don’t you know what plot lines are?

New York Times recap.

I was actually hoping Charlotte would have done a line or two giving us a plot line of Charlotte becoming a cokewhore to stay up all night with the young uns for her career.

Dear God please cancel it this summer. I'm already dreading next week with Aidan's brats.

The one good thing about this third episode was that the insufferable Cynthia Nixon was off-screen for most of it.

R542 just don’t watch it. You not liking it doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t.

Miranda falling into the background a bit actually works well

The fat aunt from Kimberly Akimbo is back.

I got bored quite early so while watching went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole to discover that Aiden’s ex wife Cathy is played by Rosemarie deWitt who IRL is married to Ron Livingston who in SATC played Carrie’s boyfriend Jack Berger.

Not that fascinating but slightly more interesting than this weeks ep.

Bunny agreed to give Charlotte 'just the apartment' in the settlement and I doubt her jewelry was worth millions. I don't think she got a cash settlement or alimony.

R548 then Trey told his mother via fax to let her have whatever she wants and to quit it. Again, you must have not watched. Bunny didn’t have the final say in the end.

Tell me you’re broke without telling me you’re broke. Good jewelry isn’t cheap. Charlotte had expensive jewelry gifted to her.

Harry was a high end divorce lawyer, so I assume he did ok. We don't know the full extent of what she got from Trey, but she had no income of her own after the divorce. She's old enough to have dead parents who also may have given her money. Kristin Davis is a truly horrible actor, regardless and the plotlines for her tonight were stupid.

The Aidan thing is ridiculous. People create blended families everyday or have long distance relationship where they see each other

Bunny was on of the best recurring characters ever on SATC. Having a pushy WASP Mother was a nice substitute for the usual Italian or Jewish ones.

R551 ok and??? Clearly something is up with Aidan and the show is building up for a reveal.

Samantha Irby wrote this episode. No wonder it was so much better

Anyone else find the final shot sad? Carrie, RUN.

Plot twist: Aiden is an Adderall addict.

Honestly, I thought this episode was really boring, with some odd false starts. What was the point of the flight attendant? What was the point of the restaurant manager? Is there a point to the Adderall?

Seema's no Samantha. She didn't work in the fourth chair and I actually softened a little on Seema this episode... she seemed a little more likeable again.

Agreed, R555, but not sad and sympathetic.

Carrie being asked in the car by Aiden to sleep in the guesthouse was cringey. She should have called an Uber to the nearest hotel. Or pay the Uber $500 for a drive back to her gazillion dollar Gramercy Park mansion.

Why didn’t they just have phone sex while sitting in his truck? Can this get any worse?

“Carrie being asked in the car by Aiden to sleep in the guesthouse was cringey.”

Was wearing Aidan’s engagement ring as a necklace pendant cringey? FAFO

I can't decide which is worse: the writing or the acting?

"so how is the writing going, Carrie?"

Your Goober ride is here. 0r is it Guber?

I dint speak hillbilly. 😵‍💫

If’s you did speak hillbilly, you could star in FLOYD COLLINS

I thought the Charlotte stuff was funny. I know. I'm surprised, too. Harry pissing himself because he couldn't unbutton his skinny jeans was very relatable. Why is Aiden so afraid of his kids? And that ex wife is a cunt. I hope Carrie fucks the gardener. The LTW stuff is just plain boring.

Oh—that gardener will fuck …but it won’t be Carrie.

Fingers crossed….

Hope it’s not Seema. I opt for Anthony‘s boyfriend.

Skinny, wealthy women don’t eat bread with gluten. They hardly eat at all.

Any eldergays here ever pissed in their pants because they couldn’t and button them?

^unbutton

No. But a senior moment like that *could* happen…. When you’re 80.

Just watched episode 3

Why do they have 55+ women running around like horny teenagers? That’s not how it works as women age. Not one bit.

Lisa can be removed from the show and nobody would care.

Charlotte needs to unbug her eyes

Miranda wouldn’t be this horny as a women pushing 60.

The fat girl looking for dick was ick

Carrie in that depressing guest cottage was ridiculous. She has a beautiful townhouse in Manhattan

The stories all seem out of sync with their age and for 2025. It’s a day late and a dollar short, so to speak

Anthony's storyline is a gay cliche. When his boyfriend showed up with the overly big penis showing in the work jumper, a very well to do woman on the street stopped to say out loud to everyone, I will have whatever he is offering. Really? Not too realistic. Anthony seems to have no friends of his own besides Carrie and Charlotte show up for him. I guess with his bitchy tone and sassy ways not too many Chelsea queens are in his friend group.

[quote]Carrie in that depressing guest cottage was ridiculous. She has a beautiful townhouse in Manhattan

More importantly, she had a hot, seemingly witty gardener she could be banging. Or at least TRYING to bang.

Aiden is a dumb, gross hillbilly. And he’s always been a whiny bitch. You just know he’s a lousy fuck.

WHY IS CARRIE SUCH A DESPERADO?!

Was the waiter in the Virginia restaurant scene with Carrie drag performer Murray Hill?

R546 good call in recognizing the plus size aunt in Kimberly Akimbo!

Why is Aidan tiptoeing around his basically grown brats like this?

“Basically grown” - the DL assault on the English language continues.

R557 tv shows aren’t meant for someone with your …. Brain capacity. Maybe stick to Marvel. We know you watch that based on your posting histories

R557 SEEMA IS NOT SAMANTHA. LET THIS SINK IN. SHE ISNT SAMANTHA. SHES A MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN NAMED SEEMA. SHE IS HER OWN CHARACTER.

Anthony's Boyfriend's penis was positioned completely wrong. They can't even get that right.

Seema is Indian not Middle Eastern, R579.

R581 a brown woman. Not Samantha Jones. Thanks for confirming.

Your penis doesn’t have a particular position when in super tight clothing. You also can reposition it so it’s less uncomfortable. Clearly you don’t have a penis.

I don’t have a rubber penis that slides upwards in tights, R583.

R584 you don’t have a penis period. It’s obvious

Funny Charlotte is good Charlotte. What is the point of the non binary daughter? At least the Chinese daughter is getting dick. But without Charlotte this episode would have been pointless.

Miranda being a boring lesbian is fine if it results in less time for Cynthia Nixon, mother of Jewish children.

And Carrie was just fine. Boring but fine. Is Aiden an anti vaxxer anti med guy who doesn't want his children sedated?

Lisa is interesting when with Charlotte, pointless without.

And Seema showed some more character. Sarita Chaudhury's English accent came out at one point.

And Anthony and the bread. I guess 4 minutes of screen time is enough

I’m surprised i’m nott hating it. It felt like a breeze watching it. Tho admittedly ff BLTs scenes or whatever her name is.

Seema at the bar knocking out man after man after man was great. Where do we see that actress with that crisp writing more often?

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