I actually think Brooklyn’s a douche so this is hilarious.

What kind of self-respectable DLer could have an inch of interest on the lives of these Nepo Babies who inherited all their mother's talents... which are NONE?

This is like how Atia of the Julii would have behaved at her son's wedding if the Romans had wedding dances.

What r1 said. I came to say that I am embarrassed for OP for having an opinion to begin with.

Oh, what a shame… said no one.

r1/r3, I'm not OP, but I would guess the point of this thread is not to express sympathy for Brooklyn or for his bride but to mock Posh Spice for being a control freak.

Love what Peltz is wearing.

[quote]A source tells PEOPLE that Brooklyn Beckham and his wife Nicola Peltz were hurt after Brooklyn's mother Victoria allegedly hijacked the first dance at the couple's 2022 wedding

1) I'm always suspicious of "a source tells so-and-so..."

and

2) Why is it coming out now, three years later?

r6 Her sharp, jutting hip bone could easily circumcise Brooklyn.

Becks will finally get that knighthood he's so desperately been angling for over the years. Could have anyone have guessed back in the 90s that one day a Spice Girl would be Lady Beckham?

Mess with a bull...

Victoria would be the mother in law from hell.

The Lady Beckham thing is going to stick right in Geri's craw. She's been playing at the lady of the manor for years. Shedated an aristocrat for a few years before meeting her husband.

I was shedated after one vishit too many to Shtudio 64!

David seems to have passed down his preferred type of woman to his son. Both women are freakishly thin, have overinflated lips, big bulbous noses (atleast Victorias original nose when they married first the description), and are more tanned brunettes.