Woman Arrested for Attacking Child Who Called Her ‘Miss Piggy’ on Flight

Is there a video clip?

How old was this 'child?' The media now loves to call 17-year-olds 'children.'

She doesn’t look that fat

She should've taken that extra step.

Tough call... fatty v. kid on a flight... two of the things DL hates most. I mean, I could go either way on this one.

R3 She could stand to lose a few.

Well, who thinks that kid will be less vocal and insulting in future? Result.

Incompetent parenting goes public.

If she could stand to lose a few becomes the new DL standard, a lot of us are now at great risk of being arrested for beating a mouthy kid on an airplane.

So she was traveling with it? It wasn't a stranger's brat?

R10 Im wondering the same. This started at Disney, seems they traveled together but no relation is mentioned, which makes this another level of bizarre.

Ya call that fat? I’ve seen bigger potamuses.

I believe the source for every sentence in the post comes from ‘the outlet’, but with only 12 references to ‘the outlet’ I’m still unsure.

So we’re claiming the kid who called someone Miss Piggy as the DLer? Or the woman who punched and deleted the uppity child?

To be fair, I can see it both ways.

SLAP HIM!

Sometimes the little ones can make even the most stable adults go completely berserk.

Article at OP is weirdly vague. Not only does it never state the child's age (or age range), it's never made clear how the woman and child are connected. I'm presuming they weren't strangers, since 1) they were traveling together 2) she took the kid's phone as "discipline."

Nanny? Dad's girlfriend? An aunt or other secondary relative who was babysitting?

Noticed that too, r17. Strange not to mention the relationship between the two.

She had a fat attitude and the child picked that up. Kids are great!

Oink Oink

Allegiant Airlines.

Enough said.

That child is lucky she didn’t do this to My Fat Daughter.

My Fat Daughter likes to use her bulk as a weapon, so she would have sat on the adorable little moppet, who would have suffocated under My Fat Daughter’s cellulite.

Never confront My Fat Daughter on her tonnage; she’s as lethal as a rhinoceros in such a scenario.

Hi, Cindy! I was wondering when you were going to chime in!

R20 She looks like MAGA trash, and no doubt the little girl probably was too.

Sche schmacked the little schucker!

What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?

Kermit's finger.

DL is like 5th grade. But I still laughed at R26's joke.

r20: Thanks for posting that. I found the article on VICE and for some reason could not link it directly here.

[quote] I'm a fifth grader too

Intriguing. Tell me more.

R20. Did the dear child say anything about those awful eyebrows?

The little mouthy bastard probably needs a few light slams every day to keep his ass in line.

^ Also Bryan Singer.

He probably comes from a home where he hears his dad talk to his mom like that.

Do the parents have any comment?

Kristy "Menstrual" Krampton!

Who do you suppose was trying to open the emergency exit door?

The kid had it coming

Generally, I hate airport drama, but the sight of a woman smacking the hell out of a mouthy kid on a plane would've been hilarious.

At least I beat up Christina in the privacy of our beautiful Brentwood mansion

Team Kid.

Kid team

[quote] Tough call... fatty v. kid on a flight... two of the things DL hates most. I mean, I could go either way on this one.

The only thing to make this more DL would be the intervention of a queeny flight attendant or if a black witness recounted the incident for local tv.

Has anyone asked Kecia Lewis to comment?

I mean, she is after all a very famous Broadway veteran!

[quote]The incident turned violent when the child pushed Crampton’s arm off the armrest, the outlet reported. It’s then that Crampton allegedly began smacking the kid, according to the outlet.

I think she showed a lot of restraint, plus I hate kids.

Wasn’t there a thread about this yesterday? Was it deleted?

He probably smelled her piggy pussy

Miss Piggy will have to fly Spirit next time.

I believe he started by murmuring, "My seat mate is so fat. . .How fat us she? . . .She's so fat, when we went to Sea World, Shamu told her to go on a diet.. .My seatmate is so fat. . .How fat is she? . . .She's so fat, the Epcot ball saw her and felt slim. . .My seatmate is so fat. . .How fat is she?. . .When we went to the Muppets show at Disney, everyone who saw her thought Miss Piggy waa doing an in-person appearance. . My seatmate is so fat. . .How fat is she?. . .

He deserved the beating and a tiny DLer

Was she next to the emergency exit? I’m feeling sucked out now!

AIRPORT 2025: THE DATA LOUNGE

Bratty kid gets walloped.

Obese passenger squishes seatmates.

British fans of JK Rowling demand that a homely woman suspected of being a transexual be removed and executed.

Shitty Little Ann clogs toilet.

Did the Vicki Lawrence incident happen this year?

I suspect that that little bratty queen Eugene from Mama's family was the child in question.

I am team #FatFrau.

Yeah she's probably a fat annoying frau but fuck these little brats and their parents whom "gentle parent" them.

Slap those little brats in the face!!!!!

That kid is gonna be fat when he hits middle age.

If she didn't like the kid, she shouldn't have kidnapped it. (Well, that's how the article reads, anyway.)