I am Fully Erect Right Now Datalounge People 🍆

Tell someone else who cares.

Kill it.

Select your favourite porn and relax in a gentleman’s way.

If that was you in the bus stop on Cavendish Street opposite the cinema, then the police have been called and someone of the bus took a photo of you.

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

I’m erect, why aren’t you erect?

See if it finally reaches the 1 inch mark on your retractable measuring tape...

That's very good. My Mom always complained I was slumped over whenever I was standing.

can you see it when you look downwards? Doubt it!

R8- When I was about 13 years old I was on my bedroom floor drawing pictures of something naughty. My mother unbeknownst to me was standing there at one point and said-

STOP DRAWING PENISES!

Cold shower and prayer.

R10. You're mother is a pervert too. Classy ladies don't know what penises look like.

You'd probably do better posting on lpsg.

Film it, jerk it & post it on Datalounge!

Go for a walk

Chop it off! 🔪🍆

First time???

Take matters into your own hands. Firmly.

Get out your magnifying glass

Make a TikTok

Saturday night at the bathhouse a cute Latino said I have a HOT cock.

Aim it the other way then. You know how I detest organs. Beauty has absolutely nothing to do with that WORD, that THING you have hanging there like an obscene pickle. Spare me your anatomy.

Point your hands to Jesus, & pray for guidance until the obscenity has subsided

Disappointing. I don't come to DL for this kind of smut.

Can you fit two fingers on it or 3?

Gurl! Hop on Grindr! There's plenty of people looking for a post holiday release! Make sure and put clean sheets on the bed and do a once-over in your bathroom with some Clorox wipes!

Pics or it didn’t happen.

OP is FTM. This is protruding from her front hole.

No one cares if a bottom is hard.

Zero to negative infinity.

R29- I am a TOP not a bottom.

I feel it is better to give than receive.

So not a dilation violation?

Tell your father.

Offer up thanks for the efficacy of blue pills.

Then sit down...

I have a few nails I need hammered.

Bang,

Get away from my sofa, JD.