Idahate-o
It would be idaho
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 27, 2025 12:21 AM |
That would be so pathetic
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 27, 2025 12:23 AM |
This is the lamest thing I've seen in recent memory. I'm embarrassed for them.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 27, 2025 12:26 AM |
Ehh, fuck em. They’re just trying to get a rise out of people.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 27, 2025 12:46 AM |
You just know they think about gay sex a lot.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 27, 2025 12:53 AM |
The least fuckable heteros will be in attendance.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 27, 2025 1:58 AM |
And moderately fuckable closet homos masquerading as heteros.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 27, 2025 4:14 AM |
I hope all five of them have fun!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 27, 2025 5:23 AM |
Every day of the year is "Hetro Awesome fest" for straight people. Anyone who attends this hates gays and they're the ones who openly discriminate against us.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 27, 2025 5:27 AM |
More like Hetero Chud Fest
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 27, 2025 5:29 AM |
More probably Hetero Choad Fest
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 27, 2025 5:38 AM |
Here's a pic of the bar's "charcuterie". They serve gross slop to low-class rubes. Ha!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 27, 2025 6:03 AM |
[quote]"any heterosexual male dressed like a heterosexual male will receive a free draft beer."
"Dressed like a heterosexual male" is such a bizarre notion it just reminds me of a long-ago joke by a gay stand-up comedian: "This guy came up to me after my last show and confided that he'd once had a homosexual experience. I said, 'What, did you match your belt with your shoes?'"
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 27, 2025 6:17 AM |
They’re so hetero they can’t even come up with a catchy name for this. Did they need ChatGP?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 27, 2025 11:27 AM |
The life of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 27, 2025 2:09 PM |
Sounds extremely gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 27, 2025 6:41 PM |
One of their vids on instagram posted four weeks ago talks about Hillary's e-mails. Another one says "Homo No Mo" and is by an ex-gay pastor. That's one way to make people want to come to your bar, I guess. JFC.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 27, 2025 6:56 PM |
Ex-gay? lol
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 27, 2025 7:55 PM |
I've had such hot sex with the kind of guys who would go to something like this.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 27, 2025 7:59 PM |
They still won't get girls to suck their shrimpy, diabetic, yeast infected incel dicks.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 27, 2025 8:00 PM |
Did you rough fuck them R19? I would have rough fucked them until their eyes popped out... That's what guys like that like best.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 28, 2025 2:17 AM |
Dick size contest?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 28, 2025 2:19 AM |
Idaho? Good lord.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 28, 2025 2:33 AM |
I think they should follow Tucker Carlson's advice on masculinity and do some group testicle tanning. Just imagine all those cowboys with their balls out, waving free in the fresh air and sunshine! It's the sort of activity that would draw more men to the event...
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 28, 2025 3:29 AM |