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Mary Lou Retton arrested for DUI

Guess her near-death experience a few years ago didn't make her a better person.

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by Anonymousreply 369July 14, 2025 6:53 PM

OP- I know I'm being a shallow faggot and or a bitchy queen but she should be arrested just for being SO unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 1May 26, 2025 9:38 PM

Are we sure it wasn't Johnny Rapid?

by Anonymousreply 2May 26, 2025 9:40 PM

Drunk and broke … that's no way to go through life, backflippin' bitch.

by Anonymousreply 3May 26, 2025 9:40 PM

That Mary Lou Retton troll told you guys that she had a drinking problem 5 years ago, but none of you listened and drove him and all of his Mary Lou Retton updates off the board.

by Anonymousreply 4May 26, 2025 9:40 PM

In that pic she looks more like Lou Retton.

by Anonymousreply 5May 26, 2025 9:40 PM

[quote]In that pic she looks more like Lou Retton.

Mary!

by Anonymousreply 6May 26, 2025 9:41 PM

That's a WV 9 or a NYC 3. If you lived in Fairmont WV you'd be drunk all the time, too.

by Anonymousreply 7May 26, 2025 9:42 PM

Did she use the Go Fund Me money she "earned" to post bail?

by Anonymousreply 8May 26, 2025 9:43 PM

Cane face!

by Anonymousreply 9May 26, 2025 9:44 PM

It happens

by Anonymousreply 10May 26, 2025 9:46 PM

MAGA trash.

by Anonymousreply 11May 26, 2025 9:46 PM

And that's a picture with makeup ON.

by Anonymousreply 12May 26, 2025 9:47 PM

Y’all mean girls!

by Anonymousreply 13May 26, 2025 9:50 PM

Goddamn. Tough as old boots.

by Anonymousreply 14May 26, 2025 9:51 PM

She looks both male and female.

What is she ethnically? She looks like she could be Italian.

by Anonymousreply 15May 26, 2025 9:52 PM

On the bright side, her Depend underwear held up!

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by Anonymousreply 16May 26, 2025 9:52 PM

She looka like a man.

by Anonymousreply 17May 26, 2025 9:52 PM

Before I read the title, I had thought: "Oh, look! The People of Walmart is back!"

by Anonymousreply 18May 26, 2025 9:52 PM

[quote] What is she ethnically? She looks like she could be Italian.

An Irish Traveler.

by Anonymousreply 19May 26, 2025 9:53 PM

She looks like that youngest kid on the Middle who has the Bird man disease.

by Anonymousreply 20May 26, 2025 9:53 PM

She's in the National Italian American Sports Hall of Fame. It doesn't say anything more about her Italian-ness. Could be just one parent, I guess.

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by Anonymousreply 21May 26, 2025 9:55 PM

Pure white coal trash

by Anonymousreply 22May 26, 2025 9:55 PM

She didn’t want no white man lookin at her tampax!

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by Anonymousreply 23May 26, 2025 10:00 PM

If she shart her Walmart Depends when she saw the red flashing lights in the rearview, R16 , at least it was a relatively easy cleanup job.

by Anonymousreply 24May 26, 2025 10:13 PM

r1 We don't need to use the 'f word,' dear.

I agree with you, otherwise. My one FF was for that, not your overall statement.

by Anonymousreply 25May 26, 2025 10:15 PM

MAGAT trash

by Anonymousreply 26May 26, 2025 10:18 PM

She is starting to look like Geri Jewell's long lost cousin.

by Anonymousreply 27May 26, 2025 10:18 PM

What a waste of FF r25

by Anonymousreply 28May 26, 2025 10:24 PM

R27. But less funny. Did Harry Louis tell the cop that she wasn't drunk...

by Anonymousreply 29May 26, 2025 10:27 PM

Drunk old whore!

by Anonymousreply 30May 26, 2025 10:29 PM

R13, bitch! You could use a drink! And a surgery or the stick up your ass.

by Anonymousreply 31May 26, 2025 10:30 PM

R24 - OMG, I am CRYING laughing!!!

by Anonymousreply 32May 26, 2025 10:35 PM

Is she spending all that Go Fund Me money she raked in on booze instead of getting health insurance?

by Anonymousreply 33May 26, 2025 10:37 PM

r28 Not at all - I rarely FF, actually. What do I care about giving up one.

by Anonymousreply 34May 26, 2025 10:37 PM

R33, male hustlers.

by Anonymousreply 35May 26, 2025 10:38 PM

I suspect her near death experience was opiate induced pneumonia. All addicts start to look the same

by Anonymousreply 36May 26, 2025 10:42 PM

R34, may I use the FFs you don't? There are some genuinely hateful people here.

by Anonymousreply 37May 26, 2025 10:42 PM

Trip to Betty Ford GoFundMe coming in hot!

Where's her daughter?

by Anonymousreply 38May 26, 2025 10:43 PM

She ain't vaultin' perfect 10s no more!!!

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by Anonymousreply 39May 26, 2025 10:44 PM

[quote] Where's her daughter?

Doing what Mom taught her by example. Drowning her sorrows and planning the next grift.

by Anonymousreply 40May 26, 2025 10:46 PM

EAT SHIT MARY LOU!!!!

by Anonymousreply 41May 26, 2025 10:46 PM

Mary Lou BENDER

by Anonymousreply 42May 26, 2025 10:47 PM

OMG that hair.

She isn't even trying.

by Anonymousreply 43May 26, 2025 10:49 PM

Mary Low Rent, a new DL icon.

by Anonymousreply 44May 26, 2025 10:51 PM

Who pissed in her Wheaties?

by Anonymousreply 45May 26, 2025 10:54 PM

R45, Bart Conner.

by Anonymousreply 46May 26, 2025 10:55 PM

Look! No belts or strings!

by Anonymousreply 47May 26, 2025 10:56 PM

Republican values?

by Anonymousreply 48May 26, 2025 10:56 PM

R48, most definitely.

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by Anonymousreply 49May 26, 2025 10:58 PM

Why is her face shaped like a loaf of bread?

by Anonymousreply 50May 26, 2025 11:10 PM

Mattress Mack is a genuinely good guy. He donates a great deal to hurricane victims—he has opened up his showroom to people homeless from disasters. Donates a lot of $$. I haven’t lived in Houston for nearly 20 years, I’m disappointed if he donates to politicians like Ted Cruz.

by Anonymousreply 51May 26, 2025 11:11 PM

[quote] Why is her face shaped like a loaf of bread?

Life-threatening yeast infection. Please send money.

by Anonymousreply 52May 26, 2025 11:16 PM

R51 no he’s not. He is a huge homophobe. I know because one of my friends who haven’t spoken to in a long time was his longtime assistant and he quit because Mac became a huge homophobe. He does all the charity work he does as cover so he can do shitty things. He’s a very bad person. Very bad.

by Anonymousreply 53May 26, 2025 11:37 PM

Mary Lou Retton?

Mary Lou Rotten!

by Anonymousreply 54May 26, 2025 11:46 PM

The Faces of Meth

by Anonymousreply 55May 26, 2025 11:49 PM

Midgets can't take too much.

by Anonymousreply 56May 26, 2025 11:57 PM

She never had a very athletic appearance to me. Perhaps it was the height. Always looked like a den mother who made cookies.

by Anonymousreply 57May 26, 2025 11:59 PM

Did they really have to hand-draw extra lines at the bottom of the height chart when she was being processed?

by Anonymousreply 58May 26, 2025 11:59 PM

Born rough trash, will die rough trash.

by Anonymousreply 59May 27, 2025 12:00 AM

Maga scum, what a delicious downfall...

by Anonymousreply 60May 27, 2025 12:01 AM

Amateur.

by Anonymousreply 61May 27, 2025 12:08 AM

Mary Crotch Rotten

by Anonymousreply 62May 27, 2025 12:11 AM

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 63May 27, 2025 12:13 AM

How much booze does it take for a midget to get blotto?

by Anonymousreply 64May 27, 2025 12:14 AM

That's what she looks like -- an old meth-head.

And I should know; my neighborhood's full of 'em.

by Anonymousreply 65May 27, 2025 12:18 AM

“Mary Lou Retton is not answering any questions”

by Anonymousreply 66May 27, 2025 12:20 AM

i recall that interview of a catatonic retton on oxygen, shes maga so they danced around the covid vaccine subject

by Anonymousreply 67May 27, 2025 12:20 AM

A boozer, a user, and a loser!

by Anonymousreply 68May 27, 2025 12:25 AM

Who is this bitch? Is she one of Pete Hegeseths ex wives?

by Anonymousreply 69May 27, 2025 12:27 AM

Share a moment with the world, Mary Lou!

by Anonymousreply 70May 27, 2025 12:29 AM

R53, I’m sorry to hear that. I was naively hoping he might be a decent soul.

by Anonymousreply 71May 27, 2025 12:40 AM

Ot Jerri Blank’s sister R27

by Anonymousreply 72May 27, 2025 12:42 AM

WHYYYYYYYY

by Anonymousreply 73May 27, 2025 12:58 AM

I was just going to say it looks like she and Tonya Harding have a lot they could bond over.

by Anonymousreply 74May 27, 2025 1:29 AM

She be a crack ho now

by Anonymousreply 75May 27, 2025 2:17 AM

I was molested by Lou Albano

by Anonymousreply 76May 27, 2025 2:18 AM

Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope!

But apparently Marion County, West Virginia, does!

by Anonymousreply 77May 27, 2025 2:38 AM

Booze today, heroin tomorrow!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 78May 27, 2025 3:00 AM

Just say no, Mary Lou.

by Anonymousreply 79May 27, 2025 3:04 AM

Looks like she left her choppers on the nightstand in OP’s pic.

by Anonymousreply 80May 27, 2025 3:18 AM

Fake ass bitch is straight up criminal, I'd love to see her behind bars.

by Anonymousreply 81May 27, 2025 3:19 AM

She made an incredible porno pegging Peter Dinklage.

by Anonymousreply 82May 27, 2025 3:20 AM

so now the truth is coming out, it always does. She has health issues due to substance abuse.

by Anonymousreply 83May 27, 2025 4:18 AM

R83, the bitch has every STI known to man!!!! That whore mouth has sucked every cock in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 84May 27, 2025 4:19 AM

She knows where to find the booze and the depends

by Anonymousreply 85May 27, 2025 4:42 AM

MAGA Lockup!

Thursdays this fall on the CW. Starring Mary Lou Retton as Butch Ann, a lesbian mother of three that lost her way with a heroin bust but loves her President Donald Trump!

by Anonymousreply 86May 27, 2025 4:47 AM

I thought it was Rachel Dratch.

by Anonymousreply 87May 27, 2025 4:47 AM

Diminutive dyke

by Anonymousreply 88May 27, 2025 4:47 AM

Poor Gen Xers had to watch THIS on Saturday morning.

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by Anonymousreply 89May 27, 2025 4:54 AM

R89. She sounds sloshed...

by Anonymousreply 90May 27, 2025 4:57 AM

Her skin isn't terrible for a 70-year-old.

by Anonymousreply 91May 27, 2025 5:38 AM

She looks a right Karen.

by Anonymousreply 92May 27, 2025 8:35 AM

Isn't there some saying about ending up with the face you deserve?

by Anonymousreply 93May 27, 2025 8:56 AM

....

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by Anonymousreply 94May 27, 2025 9:19 AM

I think she should have a reality show. "Drunk on the Balance Beam" She was once America's sweetheart and an inspiration to all. The most tragic part is her becoming MAGA. At least you can fight addiction, but you can't fix retarded.

by Anonymousreply 95May 27, 2025 1:17 PM

I wanna see the cop's bodycam footage and see Mary Lou try and walk the straight line like it's the balance beam.

by Anonymousreply 96May 27, 2025 1:23 PM

She was maga before maga existed

by Anonymousreply 97May 27, 2025 1:29 PM

She looks like this Jessy Kirson character.

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by Anonymousreply 98May 27, 2025 1:50 PM

Bless her heart!

by Anonymousreply 99May 27, 2025 1:55 PM

She made a pivot from athlete to motivational speaker. This was a pre-social influence world but the grift is the same. Her client was the Republican National party and her appeal was the squeaky clean wholesome American aggression.

The pukes love to bootstrap and blame people who have lost their way.

by Anonymousreply 100May 27, 2025 1:59 PM

Is she dying?

by Anonymousreply 101May 27, 2025 2:13 PM

Amateur!

by Anonymousreply 102May 27, 2025 2:17 PM

Debi Thomas: “Oksana, you weren’t a gymnast, chile!”

Oksana: “So VAT???! I VIN!”

Debi Thomas: “No, ho. I WIN.”

Oksana: “Right. You vin. But you are not gymnast. Ho.”

by Anonymousreply 103May 27, 2025 2:26 PM

I just wanna know how grifting on gofundme and being arrested for DUI aligns with bootstraping.

by Anonymousreply 104May 27, 2025 2:56 PM

Arreschted!

by Anonymousreply 105May 27, 2025 3:07 PM

Way to tarnish your reputation, idiot.

by Anonymousreply 106May 27, 2025 3:36 PM

[quote] Officers say they found Retton in her car in a nearby AutoZone parking lot with a screw-top bottle of wine in her passenger seat.

It's like a Reno:911 episode.

by Anonymousreply 107May 27, 2025 3:38 PM

[quote] According to court documents we obtained, Mary Lou was initially stopped by cops after she had allegedly been driving her grey Porche "all over the roadway."

Wow. This bitch was begging for money because she didn't have medical insurance, but she drives a Porsche?

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by Anonymousreply 108May 27, 2025 3:48 PM

Her life is one big meth, um, mess.

by Anonymousreply 109May 27, 2025 4:17 PM

Hagsville

by Anonymousreply 110May 27, 2025 4:21 PM

Somewhere Ecaterina Szabo is doing the big, long, Jan Hooks as Bette Davis doing her video will laugh!

by Anonymousreply 111May 27, 2025 4:28 PM

What SHE needs is a Mary Lou retcon.

by Anonymousreply 112May 27, 2025 4:38 PM

She also need Mary Lou Retin A.

by Anonymousreply 113May 27, 2025 4:52 PM

You don't destroy your body with gymnastics and live in West Virginia and not develop an opiate addiction

by Anonymousreply 114May 27, 2025 5:26 PM

What a scammer!

by Anonymousreply 115May 27, 2025 5:30 PM

Trump should make her Secretary of Defense.

by Anonymousreply 116May 27, 2025 5:33 PM

R116, she'd at least have a healthy distrust of Russians...

by Anonymousreply 117May 27, 2025 5:40 PM

What’s the bigger crime the dui or naming her daughter Shayla.

by Anonymousreply 118May 27, 2025 6:00 PM

Who will play Mary Lou in the Lifetime movie?

Old: Linda Hunt

Young: Natalia Grace

by Anonymousreply 119May 27, 2025 6:13 PM

Peter Dinklage in a short wig, R119.

by Anonymousreply 120May 27, 2025 7:08 PM

I thought people of her political persuasion didn't believe in handouts. Shouldn't she take personal responsibility for her choices? Her choice to marry bad!y and blow her money. Her choice not to buy health insurance. Her choice not to vaccinate which led to Covid related pulmonary disease. Her choice to get shitfaced and drive around in her Porsche. Another spoiled athlete whose been blessed with talent, money, and adulation and is a pathetic ruin.

by Anonymousreply 121May 27, 2025 7:12 PM

[quote] Old: Linda Hunt

[quote] Young: Natalia Grace

[quote] Peter Dinklage in a short wig

You bitches are eeeeevil!

by Anonymousreply 122May 27, 2025 7:23 PM

R122, Dinklage is learning to do the splits as we speak. Oscar-bait.

by Anonymousreply 123May 27, 2025 8:46 PM

[Quote]I think she should have a reality show. "Drunk on the Balance Beam"

more like drunk on Jim Beam

by Anonymousreply 124May 27, 2025 9:22 PM

Like her sobriety her cuteness lasted about 5 minutes

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by Anonymousreply 125May 27, 2025 9:47 PM

Imagine being pulled over in West Virginia with an open bottle of Boone’s Farm in the console.

by Anonymousreply 126May 27, 2025 10:01 PM

[quote] Her choice not to vaccinate which led to Covid related pulmonary disease.

She tested negative for Covid.

by Anonymousreply 127May 27, 2025 10:16 PM

She owns a Porsche but was begging for money??? The grift is strong with these types.

by Anonymousreply 128May 27, 2025 10:24 PM

I’m calling it now - she’ll be dead within the next five years.

by Anonymousreply 129May 27, 2025 10:27 PM

In a fuckin porche r126

by Anonymousreply 130May 27, 2025 10:30 PM

She's looking rode hard and put up wet in OP's photo. I haven't seen a fall from grace this bad since Amerca's Sweetheart Susan Richardson. Maybe Erin Moran.

by Anonymousreply 131May 27, 2025 10:30 PM

R127 according to her. Do you believe it?

by Anonymousreply 132May 27, 2025 10:32 PM

When did she get that Porsche? I know one of you can do this vital legwork of digging up when she got that car, and as always, stay safe and anonymous.

How long has she had that car? If it fits with the GoFundMe money, we may be able to share this to a wider audience.

by Anonymousreply 133May 28, 2025 3:27 AM

She’s a typical maga grifter opioid addict.

by Anonymousreply 134May 28, 2025 3:35 AM

….from West Virginia. Loves Boone’s Farm in the Porsche.

by Anonymousreply 135May 28, 2025 4:02 AM

How do we know It was Boone's? The daily mail said it was a container with a screw-on top. It could have been Riunite.

by Anonymousreply 136May 28, 2025 4:11 AM

I did the legwork, r133. I'm a car person so I was curious about what kind of Porsche she was driving.

She drives a red 2015 Porsche Panorama that she was able to keep after her marriage blew up in 2018.

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by Anonymousreply 137May 28, 2025 4:49 AM

*Porsche Panamera

by Anonymousreply 138May 28, 2025 4:51 AM

R137 Another question is why can't a Christian woman hold on to a marriage ordained by Christ Almighty 🤔

by Anonymousreply 139May 28, 2025 5:55 AM

Do you know who I am???

by Anonymousreply 140May 28, 2025 6:06 AM

Maybe she was drinking Thunderbird.

by Anonymousreply 141May 28, 2025 6:40 AM

{Quote] Guess her near-death experience a few years ago didn't make her a better person.

or a better driver OP

by Anonymousreply 142May 28, 2025 6:47 AM

Some people can’t be helped.

by Anonymousreply 143May 28, 2025 6:57 AM

I love it when a GoFunder drives a BMW or Porsche.....suckers.

by Anonymousreply 144May 28, 2025 6:58 AM

Her pussy stinks!!!

by Anonymousreply 145May 28, 2025 7:12 AM

Mary Lou Rotten

by Anonymousreply 146May 28, 2025 3:28 PM

It was a bottle of Barefoot Merlot

by Anonymousreply 147May 28, 2025 3:58 PM

She looks like an old streetwalker

by Anonymousreply 148May 28, 2025 5:29 PM

[quote] What’s the bigger crime the dui or naming her daughter Shayla.

You stole my baby's name!!

by Anonymousreply 149May 28, 2025 5:41 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 150May 28, 2025 6:46 PM

I usually see older gay men driving that zaftig SUV/wagon/stretch sedan.

The cars usually have crumpled fenders and the guys are looking for meth and/or dumb 20 year-olds that have meth.

by Anonymousreply 151May 28, 2025 7:10 PM

The crazy straw across her face attaches to a beer helmet.

by Anonymousreply 152May 28, 2025 8:22 PM

West Virginia, goofy Porsche and screw top wine make this story so good. I wonder if it was a strawberry wine from one of WV’s famous wineries? Shop local!

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by Anonymousreply 153May 28, 2025 9:07 PM

riunite! 😂

by Anonymousreply 154May 28, 2025 9:24 PM

God, she was so annoying when she was young, recalling her battery ads (It's SUPER-charged!!!).

I suppose I should feel pity for her, here's the thing, Retton had opportunities in life most people don't have, apparently, she squandered them.

by Anonymousreply 155May 28, 2025 9:32 PM

[quote] She looks like an old streetwalker

I prefer Ms. Putain, but merci.

by Anonymousreply 156May 28, 2025 9:36 PM

Turning tricks behind a Walmart dumpster in shithole West Virginia. Does she get paid in box wine?

by Anonymousreply 157May 28, 2025 9:52 PM

A entire box of wine for that???

I think it's more like, one of those little single serving mini bottles.

She'd probably have to pull a Dawson-like weekend for a box of wine.

by Anonymousreply 158May 28, 2025 10:26 PM

Has it been explained what she was doing in West Virginia? The town where she was arrested was where she grew up.

But it seems like she was last living in Houston.

by Anonymousreply 159May 28, 2025 10:29 PM

[quote] She'd probably have to pull a Dawson-like weekend for a box of wine.

I'll do it! (As soon as my bail is posted)

by Anonymousreply 160May 28, 2025 10:34 PM

I have to wonder if all of that pounding her body and joints took is now coming back to haunt her.

She could have become addicted to pain pills cuz - well, she was in pain a lot. Same with alcohol.

Just trying to give the woman some grace here. Prince and Madonna got hooked on the pain pills because of their dancing in heels for 20+ years. And they weren't pounding their feet and knees 6 hours a day like she was.

Plus the constant stress on bones at a young age causes growth plate issues which affect joints later in life.

Gymnasts can have a whole lot of problems later on - it's never talked about. Particularly those who were training under Karolyi and when we didn't know as much about the impact of all of this.

by Anonymousreply 161May 28, 2025 10:45 PM

My younger sister says the same about ballet r161.

by Anonymousreply 162May 28, 2025 10:46 PM

Gymnastics is murder on the body. I know a couple women who trashed their bodies and never competed beyond high school

by Anonymousreply 163May 28, 2025 10:51 PM

R162 - yes, ballet too. Most dancers are in trouble by their 40s.

Ballet and gymnastics have the additional factor of borderline anorexia, so their bones are more fragile in the first place.

Look at football players/lineman - lifetimes of injuries and pain is more common than not.

I've only had back pain a few sporadic times in my life. I can't imagine what life is like when you're in pain just walking to the bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 164May 28, 2025 10:59 PM

no grace extended to bootstrappers.

by Anonymousreply 165May 28, 2025 11:02 PM

And who knows what kind of shit she had to take from Bela Karolyi and his wife as a kid. People running the US gymnastics program were rather toxic.

by Anonymousreply 166May 28, 2025 11:07 PM

"Hi Mom - how's everything going - you good propped up in bed? Anything on TV? No? Anything you want to watch?"

"I'd. Like. To. Watch....." tension builds in the room, her daughters all eyeing each other...."the 1984 Olympics Gymnastics"

"AAAAAAGHHHH!!!! MAAWWWWMMMM!!!! NOOO!!" all daughters shriek, then suddenly interrupted by the sound of an empty 2L bottle of Paul Mason chablis wine bottle crashing to the floor.

by Anonymousreply 167May 28, 2025 11:26 PM

I never trusted her because of baby teeth. If it wasn’t for Fred Dwyers ball's and ass, 1984 would have completely sucked.

by Anonymousreply 168May 28, 2025 11:37 PM

She’s been back in West Virginia for while.

by Anonymousreply 169May 29, 2025 12:11 AM

You gotta let a ho be a ho

by Anonymousreply 170May 29, 2025 12:20 AM

R169 We can tell

by Anonymousreply 171May 29, 2025 2:12 AM

She peaked at age 16. That's gotta be rough.

by Anonymousreply 172May 29, 2025 4:18 AM

[quote] Gymnasts can have a whole lot of problems later on - it's never talked about. Particularly those who were training under Karolyi and when we didn't know as much about the impact of all of this.

And yet most of them don't get caught drunk driving or scamming hundreds of thousands of dollars for medical bills. Not to mention her horrible takes when it comes to things like the Nassar case. She is uniquely cunty in the world of US gymnasts.

by Anonymousreply 173May 29, 2025 4:25 AM

She always came across as a sanctimonious cunt. And MAGA as well, so fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 174May 29, 2025 4:59 AM

Zola Budd tripped Mary Decker and both managed to slip into respectable obscurity.

by Anonymousreply 175May 29, 2025 6:10 AM

Aging is a fucking nightmare

by Anonymousreply 176May 29, 2025 6:14 AM

Talk to my lawyer!

by Anonymousreply 177May 29, 2025 6:15 AM

You all love me! You really love me.

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by Anonymousreply 178May 29, 2025 6:43 AM

To be specific, R155, Retton claimed those batteries were 'sah-OOOOOO-pah charged!" This ad drove me crazy in the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 179May 29, 2025 8:20 AM

R179, just for you!

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by Anonymousreply 180May 29, 2025 2:35 PM

Her transformation into Patton Oswalt is proceeding apace

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by Anonymousreply 181May 29, 2025 2:41 PM

Sad substance cautionary life. For all the trashing on this thread you can be sure she is a very unhappy woman (if you’ve been close to substance abuse you’ll know this). What is the evidence she is MAGA? Speculation?

by Anonymousreply 182May 29, 2025 2:47 PM

R182 She's definitely was a Republican and was a big Reagan supporter, but I see nothing online to suggest she is a Trump supporter or MAGA affiliated. I know many Republicans that draw the line at Trump.

by Anonymousreply 183May 29, 2025 8:35 PM

She's an anti-vaxxer. Not hard to do the math on this one.

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by Anonymousreply 184May 29, 2025 8:38 PM

R184, an antivaxxer who moved back to West Virginia. Maybe Texas wasn't sufficiently Republican for her?

by Anonymousreply 185May 29, 2025 8:55 PM

If you call yourself a Republican these days, you're MAGA.

by Anonymousreply 186May 29, 2025 9:00 PM

On the positive side, Mary Lou can now go on tour with Tonya Harding and rake in hundreds on the Florida Bar Jell-O Wrestling Circuit.

by Anonymousreply 187May 30, 2025 12:24 AM

Not to argue whether or not MLR is an anti-vaxxer, but your link R184 hardly serves as undeniable truth. Just because some guy on the internet says something doesn't mean it's true.

by Anonymousreply 188May 30, 2025 2:30 AM

I kinda saw her on one of those entertainment shows and they went back to her grift - the one when she "needed" pure oxygen. Pretty sure she's an anti-vaxxer. MAGAT for sure.

by Anonymousreply 189May 30, 2025 5:19 AM

She didn't stick the 1984 vault.

by Anonymousreply 190May 30, 2025 5:21 AM

I loved her at the time, but she's trash.

by Anonymousreply 191May 30, 2025 5:22 AM

R190 Nadia didn’t stick at least one of her landings she received a 10 for. MLR earned that gold. But she’s a trash human. Scum.

by Anonymousreply 192May 30, 2025 11:48 AM

R132 = Nelli Kim!!

by Anonymousreply 193May 30, 2025 12:01 PM

Is she a hillbilly or a faux one like Jaydine?

by Anonymousreply 194May 30, 2025 2:05 PM

Daily Fail now has a huge headline saying her family has "issued a deeply worrying update".

by Anonymousreply 195June 2, 2025 11:10 PM

According to the family, she has "vanished".

by Anonymousreply 196June 2, 2025 11:11 PM

Another grift afoot. Just wait...

by Anonymousreply 197June 3, 2025 12:03 AM

Has her daughter started another Go Fund Me grift to "find" her mother? Mary Lou is probably hiding in the attic until the GFM hits 100k then she will magically reappear, disheveled and acting disoriented.

by Anonymousreply 198June 3, 2025 12:09 AM

I graduated high school @ 15,& graduated from CUNY @19.I started working for one of the national morning news shows soon after graduation.

One of my first big assignments was to pick up Mary Lou Retton at the St Moritz,which is where we put our guests at the time. But we usually just had the limo & the limo driver get the guests to the studio.

There was some need that the grown ups weren’t sharing with me, a star struck green kid from upstate NY,about exactly why MLR [b] had[/b] to be picked up personally- but I was told to go do it, and I did. Happily.

I learned my first lesson about celebrity that morning. Mary Lou was such a bitch. And very nasty. And bratty.

And she looked like a thumb.

by Anonymousreply 199June 3, 2025 5:29 AM

[quote] An inside source said in the wake of her arrest: 'Her family had no idea she was here at all, they found out about the arrest when everyone else did.

[quote] 'They don't really talk much, she moved away. She never called them to tell them that she was coming back, they only found out after the arrest. That's families for you, it's not her best decision. Families are like that, there wasn't a falling out – they just haven't spoken in a while'.

[quote] Now it appears Retton has gone completely to ground, with no sign of her at her family home in Fairmont or her primary residence, her post-divorce property in Texas.

[quote] According to social media, Retton and her four daughters have a very close relationship, though she has not appeared in her children's Instagram posts in at least six months.

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by Anonymousreply 200June 3, 2025 7:58 AM

Missing: 4'9 middle-aged midget with no neck.

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by Anonymousreply 201June 3, 2025 8:03 AM

R201 The cat’s face says it all.

by Anonymousreply 202June 3, 2025 12:06 PM

You left a lot out of that story, R199.

What year was it? Was it during her gymnast days or after? And if so, how much after?

What did she specifically do to warrant her bitchiness?

DL minds want to know.

by Anonymousreply 203June 3, 2025 12:13 PM

Sounds like Mary Lou may have pulled a Sinead.

by Anonymousreply 204June 3, 2025 12:14 PM

What is needed is a Go Fund Me for that damn cat.

by Anonymousreply 205June 3, 2025 12:47 PM

Now I feel like watching THAT DARN CAT

by Anonymousreply 206June 3, 2025 12:54 PM

MLR in r201's photo looks like an old peasant woman. Those girls don't stand a genetic chance.

by Anonymousreply 207June 3, 2025 12:56 PM

"We're really close to our mom, but we haven't heard from her for six months and we don't know where the hell she is. But she's a great mom and cares about us deeply. She's super charged."

by Anonymousreply 208June 3, 2025 1:00 PM

On a bender and MIA is a huge, glaring sign that she is off the rails. 500 grand will pay for an expensive detox facility. I read ozempic is being used to treat drunks with success.

MLR has options but I knew she was a toxin when she made a pivot into motivational speaking and her performance was preachy and stern.

by Anonymousreply 209June 3, 2025 1:06 PM

Advertising is so strange. Would you purchase batteries because you heard a midget scream the battery is super-duper charged?

Crackhead 80s.

by Anonymousreply 210June 3, 2025 1:08 PM

Did Cathy Rigby have any scandals?

by Anonymousreply 211June 3, 2025 1:12 PM

R211 Just wearing a Stayfree maxi-pad on the uneven bars.

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by Anonymousreply 212June 3, 2025 1:14 PM

Cathy Rigby was legitimately cute and became an attractive woman. She did commentary for years until the late 1980s when she stopped, in part she said because she didn't like the eating disorder culture within the sport, herself a recovering bulimic. She took voice and acting lessons and rode her portrayal of Peter Pan into the ground she did it so often. I think she got a Tony nod for it at one point. Don't know if she's ever had any success doing any other show.

by Anonymousreply 213June 3, 2025 5:31 PM

The woman is spiraling! First a divorce, then an ICU visit, and now a DUI. Oh, and she lives in a West Virginia trailer. The poor dear.

by Anonymousreply 214June 3, 2025 5:34 PM

Rigby also did orange juice commercials and an episode of The Six Million Dollar Man where she played a Russian gymnast.

by Anonymousreply 215June 3, 2025 5:37 PM

R215 Cathy Rigby playing a gymnast?!

No way!

by Anonymousreply 216June 3, 2025 5:40 PM

Can you guys please hurry up and tell all your Mary Lou retten jokes I am so sick of seeing this half melted head of a Lego person bumped to the top of the feed

by Anonymousreply 217June 3, 2025 5:52 PM

Her lawyer, from an esteemed candy family, says Ms. Retton is fine. She’s currently curled up in the shower with a Yeti cup full of rum and Riunite.

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by Anonymousreply 218June 3, 2025 8:35 PM

She's on skid row but drives a Porsche? Is this like when Sue Ellen Ewing hit rock bottom in the drunk tank?

by Anonymousreply 219June 3, 2025 8:42 PM

[quote] in fact, the lawyer is adamant she's currently "in good spirits."

I believe it. Rum, whiskey, vodka, brandy, gin...

by Anonymousreply 220June 3, 2025 8:49 PM

There's been reported sightings of a midget driving around Appalachia with an open can of Olde English 800.

by Anonymousreply 221June 3, 2025 9:08 PM

Here's Ed Rollo, a Morgantown WV lawyer with his daughter, newly graduated from WV Law in 2020. This is WV prestige, people.

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by Anonymousreply 222June 3, 2025 9:27 PM

^sorry

Trust me, he's a troll.

by Anonymousreply 223June 3, 2025 9:40 PM

"Rigby also did orange juice commercials and an episode of The Six Million Dollar Man where she played a Russian gymnast."

But was she in the phenomenal gymnastics-kung fu mashup Gymkata?

by Anonymousreply 224June 3, 2025 9:59 PM

Eat shit Cathy Rigby! I was the star of Ice Castles and was a Bond girl! Not to mention working with Miss Bette Davis.

by Anonymousreply 225June 3, 2025 10:11 PM

The locals post signs -

“BEWARE: STITCH IS BACK IN TOWN” - with a picture of Stitch in a leotard on the beam.

It’s kind of like those “Beware of aggressive Canadian Geese” signs.

by Anonymousreply 226June 3, 2025 10:31 PM

[r-203] I am writing this with alternating index finger as i’m getting orange with yellow chrome put on my nails. it looks better better than it sounds.

But thanks for asking!

1) Mary Lou was fresh off her Olympic wins.. This was her first national,or national morning interview , after her 1986 victories.

She appeared to be a bundle of delightful, happy energy who had a million watt smile.

She emerged from her suite rumpled, bloated and angry. She ignored my “Good morning, Ms Retton, Can I get you anything……?”, breezed by me, , and swanned into the limo.

I made one more attempt to ask her if she needed anything. Mary Lou told me to “Shut up.”.

And when The Thumb talks (at least at that moment in 1986), you listen.

So I shut up, and locked that away for use later on.

That and Liza with a M doing coke on the toilet seat upstairs from the studio, only to go downstairs to the studio for her segment to discuss how much she enjoyed living drug free.

by Anonymousreply 227June 3, 2025 10:38 PM

R227 The shut up response reminds me of when I visited a friend's mother in the nursing home. My friend would cheerily greet the mom's roommate with a chirpy "GOOD MORNING EVELYN!" and the reply back would always be "AHH, SHADDUP!" This was 20+ years ago and we still laugh our heads off over it.

by Anonymousreply 228June 3, 2025 10:44 PM

R227 Wow. What a cunting little cunt.

Now you need to tell us more about Liza and other adventures you had.

by Anonymousreply 229June 3, 2025 11:07 PM

Yes, what r29 said. Please.

by Anonymousreply 230June 3, 2025 11:12 PM

quite the visual r221 😂

by Anonymousreply 231June 4, 2025 1:56 AM

The visual includes a fucking PORSCHE!

by Anonymousreply 232June 4, 2025 2:00 AM

And Mary Lou now topless.

by Anonymousreply 233June 4, 2025 2:49 AM

R199/R227, you said that you graduated high school at 15 and college at 19 and this was your first big job. You remember the years you graduated? Then surely you'd know that MLR's victory was in the 1984 Olympics, not 1986. She was already something of a has been in 86.

by Anonymousreply 234June 4, 2025 3:51 AM

r217 You bumped the thread, moron.

by Anonymousreply 235June 4, 2025 3:59 AM

Has she released a statement yet?

by Anonymousreply 236June 4, 2025 6:55 PM

[quote] Has she released a statement yet?

Yes. MY PUSSY STINKS!!!

by Anonymousreply 237June 4, 2025 7:29 PM

R217 R235. Yeah, you moron!

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by Anonymousreply 239June 7, 2025 10:43 PM

The ex-BIL doth protest too much in the article at R239. Didn’t she have a bottle or box of wine in the car when she was pulled over for DUI?

by Anonymousreply 240June 7, 2025 10:55 PM

R240, they're cooking up another new scam!

by Anonymousreply 241June 7, 2025 11:02 PM

These people are grifters, much like the Chrisleys.

by Anonymousreply 242June 7, 2025 11:23 PM

Long covid. that actually tracks with the trumpism and atheltism. Anecdotal, but the people I know who died/are still struggling with covid effects were super gym rat, extreme marathon or otherwise very athletic. The others were woefully out of shape couch barnacles who probably only did 500 steps a day. I guess I'm safe in the middle

by Anonymousreply 243June 7, 2025 11:34 PM

That pic at r239 suggests she should have made a career comeback with Glenn's role in Hillbilly Elegy.

by Anonymousreply 244June 8, 2025 12:26 AM

Her daughter was a gymnast at LSU and the fans HATED her. Apparently very rude to everyone. At the last event she went to, she was caught on camera booing the coach.

by Anonymousreply 245June 8, 2025 12:32 AM

Confirmed. She's a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 246June 8, 2025 4:21 PM

[r-234] Your anger is escaping. Why would anyone want to share any information with you?

I was always younger than the group; older than the group and it was 41 years ago. Sometimes I don’t fact check my years exactly. If you question my veracity,just ask. Don’t react like you’re Vincent Bugliosi and I’m a crafty 100 year old grifting grandma.

For the rest of you, Miss Blunden was a 24/7 bitch and had hairy nipples.

by Anonymousreply 247June 8, 2025 8:57 PM

R247, it was no anger. You posted a bunch of dates that didn't line up. You remembered your age when you graduated but not the year so it made your stories suspicious. But I loved the imagination of Liza snorting off a toilet seat. Good job.

by Anonymousreply 248June 8, 2025 10:57 PM

It's truly tragic. Mary Lou was supposed to tumble the entire length of the LA Coliseum before lighting the cauldron for the '28 games. Not anymore!

by Anonymousreply 249June 10, 2025 4:52 AM

Carl Lewis has been a long-time track and field coach at his alma matter - University of Houston. He was an assistant coach, but when Leroy Burrell left for Auburn he was promoted to head coach (which at a top-level track program is usually second from the top below the director of track and field).

Still in shape, still unmarried, still not out, but doesn't seem particularly concerned about gay rumors. Granted, there aren't that many anymore since he's out of the mainstream spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 250June 10, 2025 4:59 AM

R250 I thought Carl Lewis came out a long time ago.

by Anonymousreply 251June 10, 2025 10:59 AM

I don't think so, R251. At least that I'm aware of.

by Anonymousreply 252June 10, 2025 6:44 PM

Mary Lou tried making a man of Carl in 1984!

by Anonymousreply 253June 10, 2025 9:44 PM

Mary Lou speaks!

"In a statement to ABC News on Tuesday, the 57-year-old said, "I take full responsibility for my actions. What happened was completely unacceptable. I make no excuses."

Retton went on to express deep regret and a commitment to growth.

"To my family, friends and my fans: I have let you down, and for that I am deeply sorry," she said in the statement. "I am determined to learn and grow from this experience, and I am committed to making positive changes in my life."

"I truly appreciate your concern, encouragement and continued support," she added.

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by Anonymousreply 254June 12, 2025 5:34 PM

"I truly appreciate your concern, encouragement and continued support," she added.

Did she add her new Go Fund Me for the "continued support"?

by Anonymousreply 255June 12, 2025 6:44 PM

She didn't mention God?

by Anonymousreply 256June 12, 2025 6:51 PM

Is DUI a big deal in West Virginia? You’d have to be intoxicated just to step out into that MAGA wasteland.

by Anonymousreply 257June 12, 2025 6:56 PM

Well, she only got a $100 fine. Make of it what you will.

by Anonymousreply 258June 12, 2025 7:09 PM

Mary Lewd ALKIE

by Anonymousreply 259June 12, 2025 7:16 PM

I’m sure her fans have completely forgiven her.

by Anonymousreply 260June 13, 2025 1:27 PM

All three of them R260.

by Anonymousreply 261June 13, 2025 1:33 PM

R261=Ecaterina Szabo

by Anonymousreply 262June 15, 2025 4:02 AM

There's famous lore from the gymternet that back in the day after MLR won the gold medal she was hired (at 18 years old) by NBC to be a commentator for their gymnastics coverage including the 1988 Olympics in Seoul. MLR commentated at all the NBC gymnastics events between 1986-1988 but rumor has it that when commentating at the event in Seoul, network brass had them turn off MLR's mic while commentating. Suffice to say that was the end of MLR's commentating career, not soon after NBC hired Elfi Schlegel a much less accomplished Canadian gymnast to be their commentator for women's gymnastics and she was their for the next twenty years.

by Anonymousreply 263June 15, 2025 6:49 PM

I like Elfi but she and Tim were the worst commentators possible. Tim's grunting always struck me as his getting fucked by Mitch Gaylor with no lube.

I think MLR only did a few meets before NBC realized they made a huge mistake. No one shut off her mic, but they essentially told her it was Tim's show, not hers. I think American audiences were really given the short stick by not getting Kathy Johnson Clarke and Bart Connor, who were unfortunately contracted to ABC.

by Anonymousreply 264June 15, 2025 8:07 PM

R264, no Bart was commentating for NBC in 1988. Bart did the Olympics, they picked up Daggett sometime in the next quad. MLR definitely did the commentary at the 1986, 1987 and 1988 U.S. Nationals and Olympics. ABC still had the rights to Olympic Trials, so Cathy Rigby did the commentary there. ABC brought Kathy Johnson Clarke in in 1990 after Rigby left (I think Rigby's last event was '90 Euros). I believe Connor switched over to ABC in 1989, and I assume somewhere around that time Daggett came in at NBC. I liked Elfi as a commentator, she was direct and new her stuff. A lot of gym fans didn't like her because she made some rather unkind comments about a Russian gymnast (she shouldn't be on the team or something along those lines) at some point. However, I really think that Elfi was more victim of her surroundings as Daggett was so over the top (which I'm sure he was encouraged to be by the higher ups) and both Al Trutwig and John Tesch the 'color' commentators came across like pervy idiots and turned every gymnast's story into some misogynist trope.

by Anonymousreply 265June 15, 2025 8:59 PM

She's back on the juice again!!! She was seen stumbling out of a check cashing place.

by Anonymousreply 266June 23, 2025 7:33 PM

In order for MLR to be “back on the juice”, she’d have to have, at one point, been off it.

Glug, Glug, Trumpy cunt! Glug Glug!

by Anonymousreply 267June 23, 2025 7:43 PM

R266 Link?

Damn she’s tarnished her legacy something fierce. First that nasty Nassar defense, then the mystery illness where she needed money from GoFundMe driving around in a Porsche, then this DUI. And yes, I’ve heard she isn’t Miss Nice like most people think. She’s maga trash.

by Anonymousreply 268June 23, 2025 8:12 PM

Please do not speak ill of our most valued customers!

by Anonymousreply 269June 23, 2025 8:17 PM

[quote] She’s a nasty, viscous drunk

You mean, she's so drunk now you can see through her? Wow!

by Anonymousreply 270June 23, 2025 8:23 PM

AHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Pause) AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Pause)AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(Pause) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Anonymousreply 271June 23, 2025 9:45 PM

R266 I'd love to see that! Unfortunately, I can't find anything online to support it. Please give us a link if it's true.

by Anonymousreply 272June 23, 2025 11:12 PM

Whore

by Anonymousreply 273June 23, 2025 11:41 PM

She’ll do better for the low price of $1.8 million.

by Anonymousreply 274June 23, 2025 11:56 PM

Now there are questions over whether America's Sweetheart spent the money on her daughter's wedding.

[quote]Retton’s 22-year-old daughter, Emma Kelley, married her 24-year-old college sweetheart, Hudson Clark, a safety for the Las Vegas Raiders, at the “stunning Crape Myrtle Allee at the Dallas Arboretum.” The bride wore a strapless dress by designer Jenny Yoo, while she and her groom were supported by “a massive wedding party” of 15 bridesmaids and 15 groomsmen. The bridesmaids included Emma’s three sisters, Shayla, 30, McKenna, 28, and Skyla, 24, who all were involved in the sad and messy controversy related to their October 2023 spotfund.com campaign.

[quote]Following the ceremony, the newlyweds and their some 180 guests celebrated at a reception at Rosine Hall, the arboretum’s 5,000-square-foot event space, according to People. The group munched on hors d’oeuvres that included “caprese brochette, chicken quesadilla trumpets and mini brisket tacos,” followed by a sit-down dinner of chicken, roast beef and mashed potatoes. The wedding cake was designed to replicate the football stadium at the University of Arkansas, where the couple met.

[quote]“How much of the GoFundMe went to this?” One person asked in the comments section of the online People article. As previously noted, the online campaign was actually run through spotfund.com. Another person said, “I want to know who paid for the wedding because funny just a few years back her mom was so sick that they did a (spotfund.com).”

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by Anonymousreply 275July 4, 2025 1:14 AM

r275 So a perky little gymnast marries, has a truckload of daughters with white trash names and spends a chunk of "poor me" money scrounged by sympathic strangers on one daughter's wedding all the while boosting Trump.

Sounds like more "reality" programming on TLC. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 276July 4, 2025 1:25 AM

Welp, at least her manly bone structure is holding up her skin well enough, that she has yet to take on the appearance of a withered, old hag.

by Anonymousreply 277July 4, 2025 1:31 AM

[quote]bridesmaids included Emma’s three sisters, Shayla, 30, McKenna, 28, and Skyla, 24,

Skyla, like the IUD...

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by Anonymousreply 278July 4, 2025 1:35 AM

“Chicken quesadilla trumpets”!

Ooh la LA!

by Anonymousreply 279July 4, 2025 1:42 AM

mary lou mustache

by Anonymousreply 280July 4, 2025 1:46 AM

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 281July 4, 2025 2:27 AM

So I guess after giving birth to her last daughter, MLR couldn't think of anymore hillbilly monikers and went for the over-used albeit relatively benign Emma...

by Anonymousreply 282July 4, 2025 3:15 AM

She was probably begging for an enema.

by Anonymousreply 283July 4, 2025 3:27 AM

Patti Lupone could probably do an interesting turn as Mary Lou. Isn't she a midget as well?

by Anonymousreply 284July 6, 2025 12:45 AM

I’m tired if this haggard bitch

by Anonymousreply 285July 6, 2025 4:23 AM

JESUS. The Daily Fail has full details and they're AMAZING.

[quote]Despite being told multiple times to listen, the former gold medalist admitted that she couldn’t stand with one leg in the air for nine seconds in the newly released footage. Retton can be seen rolling her eyes when asked to conduct the tests, before adding: ‘This is ridiculous, I’m a gold medalist.'

The photos could be any addicted bag lady you see by the side of the road.

Link in next comment.

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by Anonymousreply 287July 8, 2025 7:43 PM

“Don’t you know who I am?” 💅🏼

by Anonymousreply 288July 8, 2025 7:50 PM

The bodycam video of her arrest at R287 is the funniest shit I've seen in AGES. Her belligerence, the Karen haircut, the oxygen tube... it's like a Reno 911 skit. This should become a DL classic!

by Anonymousreply 289July 8, 2025 7:54 PM

R287 - that was actually really sad to watch. Her body is still in great shape for her age - but man, the tanning and whatever else - she looks so aged and awful.

Wow. She may be MAGA but I just can't be gleeful over watching someone clearly at a low point in their lives.

by Anonymousreply 290July 8, 2025 8:02 PM

Talk about a fall from grace! By a former Olympic gymnast, nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 291July 8, 2025 8:54 PM

Quite big knockers...

by Anonymousreply 292July 8, 2025 9:15 PM

[quote] Wow. She may be MAGA but I just can't be gleeful over watching someone clearly at a low point in their lives

She's always been an entitled, awful cunt...and drunk drivers endanger the lives of others. This is karma.

Funniest comment on the DM article:

[quote]Looks like Debbie Downer on crack.

by Anonymousreply 293July 8, 2025 9:33 PM

Apparently, Mary Lou tried bribing the cop into letting her go if she flashed him her tits.

by Anonymousreply 294July 8, 2025 9:46 PM

They’re my role model!

by Anonymousreply 295July 8, 2025 10:11 PM

TMZ has multiple videos of her arrest.

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by Anonymousreply 296July 8, 2025 10:29 PM

R293, stop trying to justify you're schadenfreude.

by Anonymousreply 297July 9, 2025 12:27 AM

your not you're

by Anonymousreply 298July 9, 2025 12:27 AM

No comments on the videos?

by Anonymousreply 299July 9, 2025 12:44 AM

John Waters should cast her in his next flick.

by Anonymousreply 300July 9, 2025 1:37 AM

JHFC that was worse than I thought. The entitlement she has is sky high. She was taken aback that she was arrested in West Virginia because let’s face it she’s white and a republican and she thinks that’s her get out of jail free card more than the gold medal in my opinion. She was hostile, hit the officer, and she only had to pay a $100 fine that right there is how she got her way.

by Anonymousreply 301July 9, 2025 1:45 AM

Did anyone else think - all those years on the balance beam and you can't fake walking a thick painted line on concrete?

I would have LOVED to see her do some sort of gymnastic trick on that yellow line and whip those arms back high.

That would have been internet gold!

by Anonymousreply 302July 9, 2025 1:47 AM

So the oxygen tank thing - apparently she had a really bad case of pneumonia that scarred her lungs.

Do we think it was pneumonia or COVID and she didn't get the shot?

Or was she huffing and smoking drugs?

by Anonymousreply 303July 9, 2025 1:50 AM

Covid for sure.

by Anonymousreply 304July 9, 2025 1:55 AM

As my late aunt would have said:

Ya never know, do ya?

by Anonymousreply 305July 9, 2025 2:03 AM

She’s so trashy, I thought she was a Philadelphia street corner.

by Anonymousreply 306July 9, 2025 3:19 AM

R303 Too many Capris with her Boone’s Farm.

by Anonymousreply 307July 9, 2025 3:29 AM

She just have been totally trashed. An Olympic gymnast can’t stand on one leg for a few seconds?

And she was driving barefoot? That’s Britney Spears level trash.

by Anonymousreply 308July 9, 2025 3:33 AM

She’s a really bad person.

by Anonymousreply 309July 9, 2025 3:33 AM

Her face looks AI.

by Anonymousreply 310July 9, 2025 3:45 AM

Mary Lou: “They’re saying I’m drunk!”

Daughter: “Are you?”

Mary Lou: “No!”

by Anonymousreply 311July 9, 2025 3:53 AM

R301, I didn’t see any of that in the video. She simply sounds trashy and drunk. Basically she kept acting shocked. She didn’t take a swing or anything.

by Anonymousreply 312July 9, 2025 3:54 AM

She looks like a troll doll.

by Anonymousreply 313July 9, 2025 3:54 AM

She looks like she's about to follow Karen Black around with a knife and a maniacal smile!

by Anonymousreply 314July 9, 2025 3:59 AM

[quote] And she was driving barefoot?

No. She took them off to walk a straight line.

by Anonymousreply 315July 9, 2025 4:01 AM

R314 = 🤣

by Anonymousreply 316July 9, 2025 4:02 AM

She never graduated high school.

by Anonymousreply 317July 9, 2025 4:03 AM

After the USA Gymnastics sex abuse scandal hit the news in 2016, the Protecting Young Victims from Sexual Abuse and Safe Sport Authorization Act of 2017[29] was introduced to the 115th Congress. Retton and other members of USA Gymnastics met with the bill sponsor, Senator Dianne Feinstein, with the aim of convincing her to drop the bill

by Anonymousreply 318July 9, 2025 4:06 AM

Is it true that she got $2 million from her divorce and a Porsche and she claimed that she was broke?

by Anonymousreply 319July 9, 2025 4:09 AM

The cop literally said don’t hit me when he was putting on the cuffs. She swatted him away. That’s assault according to the police. She did it more than once.

by Anonymousreply 320July 9, 2025 4:12 AM

WV goes easy on drunk driving. Hmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 321July 9, 2025 4:22 AM

She was wheezing the entire time. Was it really lung scarring from covid or too many hits off the meth pipe?

by Anonymousreply 322July 9, 2025 4:28 AM

I hate seeing her age hardened face continually popping up on my DL feed

Because I feel sad for the incredibly talented little girl lost to time and because fuck I'm aging too fuck fuck fuck

by Anonymousreply 323July 9, 2025 4:33 AM

R322 Why not both? I do believe she got Covid one too many times. She hates to admit it bc she’s maga. Or the double pneumonia was made far worse because she had Covid so many times.

by Anonymousreply 324July 9, 2025 4:33 AM

The other side of having your dreams come true. Train at the expense of your education and a social life to win Olympic gold at 16 years old...make a ton of money quickly and have people kissing your ass. Ten years later nobody cares about you. Forty years later your lack of education, social skills and a body that's been utterly destroyed by the sport that made you a star (and probably led to the scorching opiod addiction that is probably lurking beneath all the rest of the problems, including the lung problem) brings you to the place where you are living out the lyrics of a bad country song.

by Anonymousreply 325July 9, 2025 4:41 AM

🎵 who could turn the world on with her smile?

by Anonymousreply 326July 9, 2025 5:00 AM

Grandpa Munster-ish.

by Anonymousreply 327July 9, 2025 5:01 AM

She’s not going to alive much longer. I give her another two years tops.

by Anonymousreply 328July 9, 2025 5:31 AM

R328 Agree

by Anonymousreply 329July 9, 2025 5:35 AM

R325 That didn’t happen to a lot of American gymnasts. MLR chose this life. Shannon Miller had a much longer career and her body didn’t betray her like MLR. MLR chose to be a horrible person. I’ll always defend her win in 1984, but she’s a bad person.

by Anonymousreply 330July 9, 2025 5:39 AM

I thought she was treated pretty well by those cops. I wonder if a black person in West Virginny would be treated that well. 🤔

by Anonymousreply 331July 9, 2025 5:50 AM

R331 They would not

by Anonymousreply 332July 9, 2025 6:14 AM

Shannon Miller was never as famous as MLR was after winning in L.A. Also Shannon never won the Olympic AA, the ultimate prize.

by Anonymousreply 333July 9, 2025 7:20 AM

[quote]I wonder if a black person in West Virginny would be treated that well.

You'll have to go to Huntington, Charleston or Morgantown to test that theory out!

by Anonymousreply 334July 9, 2025 11:57 AM

The "Mattress Mack is a genuinely good guy" lie lives on even on DL. He is MAGA trash and even started a PAC to get Republicans elected in Harris county. People are so gullible when it comes to that redneck.

by Anonymousreply 335July 9, 2025 12:17 PM

Such a good guy!

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by Anonymousreply 336July 9, 2025 12:19 PM

[quote] Is it true that she got $2 million from her divorce and a Porsche and she claimed that she was broke?

Her daughters set up a GoFundMe that raised $500k when she was in the hospital. She claimed she didn't have medical insurance. But the bitch still drives a Porsche and her daughter just had a lavish wedding. She also got a settlement for some defective hip implants in 2019 which was probably a significant chunk of change.

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by Anonymousreply 337July 9, 2025 12:30 PM

I think Mary Lou's arrest video is perfect for the "Police BodyCam Video" thread here.

She acts like all the other drunks who fail their field sobriety tests and then try and feign outrage over being arrested for DUI.

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by Anonymousreply 338July 9, 2025 12:51 PM

From the Mercury News article: "During Retton’s “Today” interview, she told Hoda Kotb that insurance was simply too expensive for her, as a recently divorced woman with pre-existing health conditions."

Does she think that the news station and the viewers are all idiots? Under the Affordable Care Act in every state in the United States you have the right to purchase health insurance without regard to preexisting conditions. The insurance has to cover those preexisting conditions and can NOT rate you (charge a higher premium) because of it. I guess she's just yet another concervative Christian liar!

by Anonymousreply 339July 9, 2025 12:58 PM

R339 She probably refused to take advantage of the ACA, because, you know, it's an Obama thing.

My MAGA sister is the same way. She was searching for a new health plan, and I mentioned that she could take advantage of the ACA, like I do, to help lower her premiums. She snapped back, "I don't want anything to do with Obama!"

Okay, bitch, then shell out those bucks.

by Anonymousreply 340July 9, 2025 1:06 PM

Hoda didn’t do her job and push back. I’m shocked!

by Anonymousreply 341July 9, 2025 1:12 PM

Poor MaryLu

by Anonymousreply 342July 9, 2025 1:18 PM

Arrrgh!Alright! Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!

by Anonymousreply 343July 9, 2025 1:30 PM

Mary Lou Who

by Anonymousreply 344July 9, 2025 1:31 PM

She kept babbling this is happening in West Virginia! and didn’t she mention a sheriff’s name? It sounded like she was friends with someone who put out the word not to arrest her when she was stopped for drunk driving.

by Anonymousreply 345July 9, 2025 1:53 PM

She looks like a crack whore

by Anonymousreply 346July 9, 2025 1:57 PM

R330 that’s not the point that was being made. It was that Shannon Miller had a longer career and her body didn’t give out the way Mary Lou’s did. So what did Mary Lou do to cause so much damage that other gymnasts with longer careers did not have?

by Anonymousreply 347July 9, 2025 2:20 PM

I didn’t see the Mattress Mack comment. He’s a genuinely evil man. He uses “charity” like most sociopaths-to insulate himself from criticism and get idiots to believe he’s a good person. He’s a virulent homophobe.

by Anonymousreply 348July 9, 2025 2:30 PM

I’m a divorced woman please help me!!!

by Anonymousreply 349July 9, 2025 2:47 PM

I guess she thinks she can commit crimes if she is in WV. FAIRMONT specifically. 🤣

I will always defend her AA Gold. I do believe she would’ve won regardless of the boycott. She seemed to step up most with pressure. But she’s maga trash. She has ruined her legacy and her darling status with so many horrible things- supporting Trump, supporting Karolyis, Nasar, the “no health insurance why is she so sick” shit, and the DUI plus videos of her horrible behavior. She’s not a good person and really never was.

by Anonymousreply 350July 9, 2025 4:28 PM

R347 - I don't know but I would think that safety and padding and injury prevention came along way since the 70s when MaryLou started gymnastics. In WEST VIRGINIA. I doubt she had the best equipment until she moved to Karolyi's camp.

I can only state from my own experience - but when I think back on the primitive shit we had for some of the sports I did back in late 70s/early 80s as a kid, it's like a different generation. Particularly compared to now. But I even saw massive improvements in the late 80s/early 90s.

But to be honest - in that video, MaryLou looks fine - her body looks to be in good shape and she doesn't mention any pain. We may just be projecting some stuff on to her. Yes she has the oxygen -but that's def not from gymnastics.

by Anonymousreply 351July 9, 2025 6:01 PM

But hell, I can’t stand on one leg for five seconds and I haven’t had a drink in twenty-five years.

by Anonymousreply 352July 9, 2025 7:24 PM

Too bad Mary Lou didn't have Officer Clemmy.

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by Anonymousreply 353July 9, 2025 7:29 PM

HATED her on Taxi.

by Anonymousreply 354July 10, 2025 3:49 AM

I can’t stand on one foot either.

by Anonymousreply 355July 10, 2025 6:05 AM

R302, Mary Lou never was very good on the balance beam. And this routine did not deserve a 9.800!

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by Anonymousreply 356July 10, 2025 6:56 PM

R351 She did say she had pain when they tried to put the cuffs on backwards.

R356 What would you give her?

by Anonymousreply 357July 10, 2025 11:08 PM

Mother and I were chatting about this last night. She called her trash.

by Anonymousreply 358July 10, 2025 11:41 PM

R357, more like a 9.700 with her balance check, lack of 180 degree extension on her leaps and splits. I'm no expert on that 1981-84 Code of Points though. She'd get hammered by today's judging, but apples and oranges.

by Anonymousreply 359July 11, 2025 12:20 AM

Is she still not answering questions?

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by Anonymousreply 360July 11, 2025 12:20 AM

the gofundme grift is appalling

by Anonymousreply 361July 11, 2025 12:48 AM

Is the car she was stopped in for DUI an expensive car? I don’t know cars.

by Anonymousreply 362July 11, 2025 12:52 AM

R356 - I just wished she had some of the same hand and arm waving when she tried to walk the police line. Missed moment.

by Anonymousreply 363July 11, 2025 12:52 AM

“I’m a gold medalist!” 🤡

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by Anonymousreply 364July 11, 2025 2:20 AM

I'M WESSS VIRGINIA'S FIRST DAUGHTER!

*hiccup*

by Anonymousreply 365July 11, 2025 2:21 AM

[quote]Is the car she was stopped in for DUI an expensive car? I don’t know cars.

Yes, it’s a Porsche.

by Anonymousreply 366July 11, 2025 2:39 AM

🎵 Almost Heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River, Life is old there, older than the trees, Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze 🎵

by Anonymousreply 367July 11, 2025 2:40 AM

awful pic. stay your drunk ass home

by Anonymousreply 368July 11, 2025 2:58 AM

Mary Lou RETTON? Mary Lou ROTTEN!

by Anonymousreply 369July 14, 2025 6:53 PM
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