Mary Lou Retton arrested for DUI

OP- I know I'm being a shallow faggot and or a bitchy queen but she should be arrested just for being SO unattractive.

Are we sure it wasn't Johnny Rapid?

Drunk and broke … that's no way to go through life, backflippin' bitch.

That Mary Lou Retton troll told you guys that she had a drinking problem 5 years ago, but none of you listened and drove him and all of his Mary Lou Retton updates off the board.

In that pic she looks more like Lou Retton.

[quote]In that pic she looks more like Lou Retton.

Mary!

That's a WV 9 or a NYC 3. If you lived in Fairmont WV you'd be drunk all the time, too.

Did she use the Go Fund Me money she "earned" to post bail?

Cane face!

It happens

MAGA trash.

And that's a picture with makeup ON.

Y’all mean girls!

Goddamn. Tough as old boots.

She looks both male and female.

What is she ethnically? She looks like she could be Italian.

On the bright side, her Depend underwear held up!

She looka like a man.

Before I read the title, I had thought: "Oh, look! The People of Walmart is back!"

[quote] What is she ethnically? She looks like she could be Italian.

An Irish Traveler.

She looks like that youngest kid on the Middle who has the Bird man disease.

She's in the National Italian American Sports Hall of Fame. It doesn't say anything more about her Italian-ness. Could be just one parent, I guess.

Pure white coal trash

She didn’t want no white man lookin at her tampax!

If she shart her Walmart Depends when she saw the red flashing lights in the rearview, R16 , at least it was a relatively easy cleanup job.

r1 We don't need to use the 'f word,' dear.

I agree with you, otherwise. My one FF was for that, not your overall statement.

MAGAT trash

She is starting to look like Geri Jewell's long lost cousin.

What a waste of FF r25

R27. But less funny. Did Harry Louis tell the cop that she wasn't drunk...

Drunk old whore!

R13, bitch! You could use a drink! And a surgery or the stick up your ass.

R24 - OMG, I am CRYING laughing!!!

Is she spending all that Go Fund Me money she raked in on booze instead of getting health insurance?

r28 Not at all - I rarely FF, actually. What do I care about giving up one.

R33, male hustlers.

I suspect her near death experience was opiate induced pneumonia. All addicts start to look the same

R34, may I use the FFs you don't? There are some genuinely hateful people here.

Trip to Betty Ford GoFundMe coming in hot!

Where's her daughter?

She ain't vaultin' perfect 10s no more!!!

[quote] Where's her daughter?

Doing what Mom taught her by example. Drowning her sorrows and planning the next grift.

EAT SHIT MARY LOU!!!!

Mary Lou BENDER

OMG that hair.

She isn't even trying.

Mary Low Rent, a new DL icon.

Who pissed in her Wheaties?

R45, Bart Conner.

Look! No belts or strings!

Republican values?

R48, most definitely.

Why is her face shaped like a loaf of bread?

Mattress Mack is a genuinely good guy. He donates a great deal to hurricane victims—he has opened up his showroom to people homeless from disasters. Donates a lot of $$. I haven’t lived in Houston for nearly 20 years, I’m disappointed if he donates to politicians like Ted Cruz.

[quote] Why is her face shaped like a loaf of bread?

Life-threatening yeast infection. Please send money.

R51 no he’s not. He is a huge homophobe. I know because one of my friends who haven’t spoken to in a long time was his longtime assistant and he quit because Mac became a huge homophobe. He does all the charity work he does as cover so he can do shitty things. He’s a very bad person. Very bad.

Mary Lou Retton?

Mary Lou Rotten!

The Faces of Meth

Midgets can't take too much.

She never had a very athletic appearance to me. Perhaps it was the height. Always looked like a den mother who made cookies.

Did they really have to hand-draw extra lines at the bottom of the height chart when she was being processed?

Born rough trash, will die rough trash.

Maga scum, what a delicious downfall...

Amateur.

Mary Crotch Rotten

MARY!

How much booze does it take for a midget to get blotto?

That's what she looks like -- an old meth-head.

And I should know; my neighborhood's full of 'em.

“Mary Lou Retton is not answering any questions”

i recall that interview of a catatonic retton on oxygen, shes maga so they danced around the covid vaccine subject

A boozer, a user, and a loser!

Who is this bitch? Is she one of Pete Hegeseths ex wives?

Share a moment with the world, Mary Lou!

R53, I’m sorry to hear that. I was naively hoping he might be a decent soul.

Ot Jerri Blank’s sister R27

WHYYYYYYYY

I was just going to say it looks like she and Tonya Harding have a lot they could bond over.

She be a crack ho now

I was molested by Lou Albano

Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope!

But apparently Marion County, West Virginia, does!

Booze today, heroin tomorrow!!!!!

Just say no, Mary Lou.

Looks like she left her choppers on the nightstand in OP’s pic.

Fake ass bitch is straight up criminal, I'd love to see her behind bars.

She made an incredible porno pegging Peter Dinklage.

so now the truth is coming out, it always does. She has health issues due to substance abuse.

R83, the bitch has every STI known to man!!!! That whore mouth has sucked every cock in Texas.

She knows where to find the booze and the depends

MAGA Lockup!

Thursdays this fall on the CW. Starring Mary Lou Retton as Butch Ann, a lesbian mother of three that lost her way with a heroin bust but loves her President Donald Trump!

I thought it was Rachel Dratch.

Diminutive dyke

Poor Gen Xers had to watch THIS on Saturday morning.

R89. She sounds sloshed...

Her skin isn't terrible for a 70-year-old.

She looks a right Karen.

Isn't there some saying about ending up with the face you deserve?

....

I think she should have a reality show. "Drunk on the Balance Beam" She was once America's sweetheart and an inspiration to all. The most tragic part is her becoming MAGA. At least you can fight addiction, but you can't fix retarded.

I wanna see the cop's bodycam footage and see Mary Lou try and walk the straight line like it's the balance beam.

She was maga before maga existed

She looks like this Jessy Kirson character.

Bless her heart!

She made a pivot from athlete to motivational speaker. This was a pre-social influence world but the grift is the same. Her client was the Republican National party and her appeal was the squeaky clean wholesome American aggression.

The pukes love to bootstrap and blame people who have lost their way.

Is she dying?

Amateur!

Debi Thomas: “Oksana, you weren’t a gymnast, chile!”

Oksana: “So VAT???! I VIN!”

Debi Thomas: “No, ho. I WIN.”

Oksana: “Right. You vin. But you are not gymnast. Ho.”

I just wanna know how grifting on gofundme and being arrested for DUI aligns with bootstraping.

Arreschted!

Way to tarnish your reputation, idiot.

[quote] Officers say they found Retton in her car in a nearby AutoZone parking lot with a screw-top bottle of wine in her passenger seat.

It's like a Reno:911 episode.

[quote] According to court documents we obtained, Mary Lou was initially stopped by cops after she had allegedly been driving her grey Porche "all over the roadway."

Wow. This bitch was begging for money because she didn't have medical insurance, but she drives a Porsche?

Her life is one big meth, um, mess.

Hagsville

Somewhere Ecaterina Szabo is doing the big, long, Jan Hooks as Bette Davis doing her video will laugh!

What SHE needs is a Mary Lou retcon.

She also need Mary Lou Retin A.

You don't destroy your body with gymnastics and live in West Virginia and not develop an opiate addiction

What a scammer!

Trump should make her Secretary of Defense.

R116, she'd at least have a healthy distrust of Russians...

What’s the bigger crime the dui or naming her daughter Shayla.

Who will play Mary Lou in the Lifetime movie?

Old: Linda Hunt

Young: Natalia Grace

Peter Dinklage in a short wig, R119.

I thought people of her political persuasion didn't believe in handouts. Shouldn't she take personal responsibility for her choices? Her choice to marry bad!y and blow her money. Her choice not to buy health insurance. Her choice not to vaccinate which led to Covid related pulmonary disease. Her choice to get shitfaced and drive around in her Porsche. Another spoiled athlete whose been blessed with talent, money, and adulation and is a pathetic ruin.

[quote] Old: Linda Hunt

[quote] Young: Natalia Grace

[quote] Peter Dinklage in a short wig

You bitches are eeeeevil!

R122, Dinklage is learning to do the splits as we speak. Oscar-bait.

[Quote]I think she should have a reality show. "Drunk on the Balance Beam"

more like drunk on Jim Beam

Like her sobriety her cuteness lasted about 5 minutes

Imagine being pulled over in West Virginia with an open bottle of Boone’s Farm in the console.

[quote] Her choice not to vaccinate which led to Covid related pulmonary disease.

She tested negative for Covid.

She owns a Porsche but was begging for money??? The grift is strong with these types.

I’m calling it now - she’ll be dead within the next five years.

In a fuckin porche r126

She's looking rode hard and put up wet in OP's photo. I haven't seen a fall from grace this bad since Amerca's Sweetheart Susan Richardson. Maybe Erin Moran.

R127 according to her. Do you believe it?

When did she get that Porsche? I know one of you can do this vital legwork of digging up when she got that car, and as always, stay safe and anonymous.

How long has she had that car? If it fits with the GoFundMe money, we may be able to share this to a wider audience.

She’s a typical maga grifter opioid addict.

….from West Virginia. Loves Boone’s Farm in the Porsche.

How do we know It was Boone's? The daily mail said it was a container with a screw-on top. It could have been Riunite.

I did the legwork, r133. I'm a car person so I was curious about what kind of Porsche she was driving.

She drives a red 2015 Porsche Panorama that she was able to keep after her marriage blew up in 2018.

*Porsche Panamera