I Just Finished My Breakfast A Few Minutes Ago- I Will Tell You People What I Ate This Moring For Breakfast

Breakfast serves as the mooring for the rest of the day.

Good for you. And good for Bellevue Hospital, offering such healthy meals.

You have OCD, OP.

R1- On Mondays and Thursdays when I eat this particular breakfast I never have much of an appetite for lunch. I think it's the oatmeal. I read that oatmeal is very satiating.

You must be very regular, OP.

Surely OP has his life planned to the last minute. And he tallies the sheets of TP used daily.

R5- I can't go into the office on Monday and Thursday too early because this breakfast almost always cleans me out.

This is the guy who sits there at the party with a cup of coffee while everyone else eats.

I’ll alert the press OP.

OP buys the 6-pack of Scott ComfortPlus 1-ply toilet paper, priced at $5.99, and containing a total of 2,550 sheets (425 sheets per roll × 6 rolls). He uses 4 sheets per day, invariably. This pack would last approximately 637.5 days at a cost per day of $0.0094.

OP is DL's new fave eccentric. The Boo Radley Bathhouse Troll. BRBT

How very

I must perform my healthy eating choices online!

Hey OP, I actually eat almost the same thing, but no egg. Just Bob's Red Mill granola. And blueberries. And Plantstrong Oat Walnut milk.

[quote] I can't go into the office on Monday and Thursday too early because this breakfast almost always cleans me out.

And there we have it; another stealth scat thread.

Ahhh just eat eggs, toast and BACON.

Isn’t that what Eglantine Price ate in Bedknobs and Broomsticks?

This belongs on the I Want To Be Underwhelmed thread.

I am very pleased by your positive reception of my breakfast menu. I have decided to share the books I read every month of the year. I don’t read in December because I find the act of reading to be disruptive to my year-end cleansing rituals. As the saying goes, “A book is a dream you hold in your hands.” Here is my library of books:

January: “Snowflake Geometry in the Great Plains: Patterns of Crystallization in Temperate Climates” by Dr. Enid R. Ellison

February: “The Postal Label Catalog” by Tom Harris

March: “The Dictionary of Paper” by Ian Maclean

April: “Census and Social Patterns of Topeka, 1974–1979” by Mildred S. Clemons

May: “The Complete Guide to Parking Meters” by Donald Shoup

June: “Taxidermy Wonders: A Coffee Table Journey Through Museum Collections” by Everett Bland

July: “The Curious Corset: Health Benefits of Garter Belts and Foundation Garments for Men” by Dr. Lionel Grimsby

August: “The History of Paving Tiles” by Hans van Lemmen

September - "Crochet for Profit and Pleasure" by Maeve Button

October: “Preserving Autumn: A Collector’s Guide to Waxed Leaves” by Harriet W. Finch

November: “Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?” by Dr. Seuss

May these books serve as a quiet companion through the steady cycle of the months.

That's a sad meal.

OP, You must let deadly foul farts through the day.

I had one and a half zoloft - organic of course.

Organic coffee, picked by extinct monkeys, brewed with ulta organic unicorn tears (just their tears are organic, not the rest of them weirdly).

I rounded that out with a vintage, Marlboro 100 that God himself dropped on my head.

R2 😂. Lawd DL be in rare form sometimes.

what the hell is Vital Egg?

"Vital egg".

What is that? Does the chicken drop that out on a tight schedule?

R25 It’s the egg brand I think.

Vital Egg is different enough from an egg from any other chicken...how?

P.S. - I am currently the owner of 2 chicks who will become laying hens as long as they don't die. I think I'm going to pick up another in case one dies; better to do it in threes.

“For lunch, I had tuna salad with only mustard and relish with a side of carrot sticks.”

I thought poo was what comes out of you

Orthorexia is a serious concern!

I prefer my eggs to be negligible, but you do you, OP.

Datalounge people about 16 years ago I stumbled onto a site called Cornucopia.org which rates the ethical-ness of eggs. How well the hens are treated and the quality of their food etc. Vital eggs were the highest rated eggs that were and are available in my area. The get a score of 🥚🥚🥚🥚 which is not the top of the barrel but still very good indeed.

My breakfast? Coffee and Cigarettes.