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Caught on camera: Brigitte slapping Emmanuel Macron

Playful teasing, or spousal abuse? Video at the link.

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by Anonymousreply 209May 29, 2025 5:26 AM

MAGA would call it two men fighting.

by Anonymousreply 1May 26, 2025 10:39 AM

I wouldn't call it a slap, more like a shove to the face. And not exactly playful.

by Anonymousreply 2May 26, 2025 10:50 AM

Just looks like a face push to get him to "move it along toots".

by Anonymousreply 3May 26, 2025 10:54 AM

It doesn't look playful. Maybe he's been cheating.

by Anonymousreply 4May 26, 2025 11:07 AM

Nothing playful about that.

by Anonymousreply 5May 26, 2025 11:09 AM

He seemed embarrassed when he realized it was caught on camera.

by Anonymousreply 6May 26, 2025 11:13 AM

He just told her, “oh, by the way, Justin Trudeau is spending the weekend again…”

by Anonymousreply 7May 26, 2025 11:17 AM

Maybe her wig was too tight?

by Anonymousreply 8May 26, 2025 11:29 AM

Maybe she’s hangry.

by Anonymousreply 9May 26, 2025 11:33 AM

Poor man. Stuck in unhappy marriage

by Anonymousreply 10May 26, 2025 12:02 PM

There is no way he is fucking that thing...he must have someone on the side, very common in france.

by Anonymousreply 11May 26, 2025 12:03 PM

He is such a catch, arguably the real leader of the free world at this point. Hot to death. Why does he stay with that nasty hag?

by Anonymousreply 12May 26, 2025 12:17 PM

Slip. Slap

by Anonymousreply 13May 26, 2025 12:21 PM

Why are trans women so quick to throw hands?

by Anonymousreply 14May 26, 2025 12:24 PM

Her toothpick legs bother me.

by Anonymousreply 15May 26, 2025 12:28 PM

The French popular media are having a field day! One report says this incident "breaks the silence" of how she always acts this way under stress.

The repeated slow motion analysis of her hand and his head is akin to what happens in Oliver Stone's "JFK."

by Anonymousreply 16May 26, 2025 12:38 PM

Wow she looks way too thin, even for a French person.

by Anonymousreply 17May 26, 2025 1:05 PM

Whatever happened, he's reeling from her savage blow. Almost falls down the stairs.

by Anonymousreply 18May 26, 2025 1:10 PM

oh, fer god's sake. While I've never pushed my spouse in the face, we fight plenty and luckily there aren't photogs capturing our every move. I don't know how any marriage lived in the public eye survives.

by Anonymousreply 19May 26, 2025 1:37 PM

She is repellent.

by Anonymousreply 20May 26, 2025 1:53 PM

LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 21May 26, 2025 2:06 PM

He is so fucking hot. I love his profile and his strong nose.

BDF for days.

by Anonymousreply 22May 26, 2025 2:08 PM

Photo of said profile/BDF.

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by Anonymousreply 23May 26, 2025 2:09 PM

She should be cancelled immediately.....how dare she shove the leader of France in the face. If she is not cancelled for her aggressive assault, at least cancel her for her spindly legs, which scare the children.

by Anonymousreply 24May 26, 2025 2:16 PM

To the guillotine!

by Anonymousreply 25May 26, 2025 2:29 PM

is he really bi? that is the bigger question.

by Anonymousreply 26May 26, 2025 2:44 PM

I believe the shove stemmed from Emmanuel telling her to put away the Gauloises. That was after he agreed with the flight crew that Brigitte had had enough to drink on the flight and she was cut off. That’s not a sober hand shoving him in the face… I bet her excuse to staff is that he “walked into her fist”…

by Anonymousreply 27May 26, 2025 2:52 PM

[quote]Her toothpick legs bother me

Me too! She keeps skipping leg day, unlike you know who...

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by Anonymousreply 28May 26, 2025 3:07 PM

Ugly, dried up bitch.

by Anonymousreply 29May 26, 2025 3:20 PM

Madame is having a senior moment

by Anonymousreply 30May 26, 2025 3:33 PM

Is she mad about Justin??

by Anonymousreply 31May 26, 2025 3:39 PM

Spindly legs and a bloated abdomen are tell tale signs of an alcoholic.

by Anonymousreply 32May 26, 2025 3:47 PM

Maybe Brigitte takes Ayds™️ diet candy.

by Anonymousreply 33May 26, 2025 3:53 PM

They're French, having a tussle is foreplay for them. Only Italians take spousal abuse furthest to its exotic potential.

by Anonymousreply 34May 26, 2025 4:00 PM

Erotic potential*

by Anonymousreply 35May 26, 2025 4:00 PM

R19, this wasn't done in the privacy of their home or boudoir. It was done to a major leader, clearly in public with people around, and in the open door of an airplane. It's very fucked up.

The gesture looked like that of a drunk.

by Anonymousreply 36May 26, 2025 4:08 PM

Oh, i could teach her how to slap better.

by Anonymousreply 37May 26, 2025 4:14 PM

Zut alors!!!

by Anonymousreply 38May 26, 2025 4:19 PM

Will Smith is taking notes.

by Anonymousreply 39May 26, 2025 4:23 PM

what R15 said. her legs are the spindles of a 100 yo crone.

by Anonymousreply 40May 26, 2025 4:30 PM

R21 We need syntax like [vocal fry] Literal violence… [/vocal fry].

by Anonymousreply 41May 26, 2025 4:31 PM

He is 47 years old, in the prime of his life, getting humiliated by his emaciated 72-year-old crone of a wife, his former teacher who groomed him at 15. Even Vini eventually escaped from Mary Kay Letourneau. Why can't this hot, intelligent, powerful man break free?

by Anonymousreply 42May 26, 2025 4:45 PM

If I were 72 years old and had to put on a wig, a full face of makeup, and hooker heels after a long flight, I'd feel like slapping a bitch too.

by Anonymousreply 43May 26, 2025 4:49 PM

[quote]MAGA would call it two men fighting.

I'll never understand this theory. She's about 5 feet tall.

by Anonymousreply 44May 26, 2025 4:49 PM

Magat brain is not difficult to understand.

by Anonymousreply 45May 26, 2025 4:51 PM

He held his arm out for her to take down the stairs, but she refrained.

by Anonymousreply 46May 26, 2025 5:20 PM

"I was bickering, or rather joking, with my wife," Macron told reporters in Hanoi. "It's nothing."

Reuters

by Anonymousreply 47May 26, 2025 7:04 PM

R4- He's cheating with a WELL HUNG, masculine, muscular TOP.

by Anonymousreply 48May 26, 2025 7:10 PM

R43- LOL- as long as she' s not wearing a RATTY KOREAN WIG

Did you notice that fact that this OLD HAG has very scrawny legs?

by Anonymousreply 49May 26, 2025 7:11 PM

DAMN IT EMMANUEL!!!! (Vicious slap ensues)

by Anonymousreply 50May 26, 2025 7:14 PM

R44, she's also given birth, through her vagina, to three children who look just like her.

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by Anonymousreply 51May 26, 2025 7:15 PM

My Fat Daughter waddled over to her computer and posted that the Macrons are the “grossest couple in global leadership” on X.

My Fat Daughter and her Fat Husband may not be global leaders, but they are the grossest couple on the planet. When they come to my home in Arizona and sunbathe by the pool, it’s APPALLING-it looks like a couple of pregnant manatees basking in the Florida sun.

I have to give the servants Triple Time when My Fat Daughter and her Fat Husband descend on Arizona with their bulk. Between the 24/7 demands for food; the unsightly, fleshy bodies by the pool; and the vile odors emanating from the bathroom-they demand hazard pay.

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by Anonymousreply 52May 26, 2025 7:18 PM

[quote]"I was bickering, or rather joking, with my wife," Macron told reporters in Hanoi. "It's nothing."

The way he said it was bickering first and then quickly changed it to joking means it was probably the former.

by Anonymousreply 53May 26, 2025 7:18 PM

Nothing! Just like the cocaine paraphernalia last week was "nothing"!

by Anonymousreply 54May 26, 2025 7:27 PM

The closet hits hard.

by Anonymousreply 55May 26, 2025 7:28 PM

That's not slapping someone.

THIS is slapping someone.

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by Anonymousreply 56May 26, 2025 7:29 PM

There is no way that any 47 year old man wants a 72 year old wife and I say that as a 53 year old woman.

by Anonymousreply 57May 26, 2025 8:00 PM

R57 yeah, straight men in their teens/twenties lust after MILFS, but after after they turn 30 they tend to go after younger women.

by Anonymousreply 58May 26, 2025 8:08 PM

“ There is no way that any 47 year old man wants a 72 year old wife”

CUNNNNNNNNT!

by Anonymousreply 59May 26, 2025 8:11 PM

[quote]He is 47 years old, in the prime of his life, getting humiliated by his emaciated 72-year-old crone of a wife, his former teacher who groomed him at 15. Even Vini eventually escaped from Mary Kay Letourneau. Why can't this hot, intelligent, powerful man break free?

[quote]yeah, straight men in their teens/twenties lust after MILFS, but after after they turn 30 they tend to go after younger women.

Tell that to Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

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by Anonymousreply 60May 26, 2025 8:39 PM

I agree that it looks more like a shove than a slap, but anything like that to the face does not look good.

He's actually getting some sympathy over on Twitter

by Anonymousreply 61May 26, 2025 8:42 PM

If you watch the entire video, look at the flight attendant's shoulder as she's coming down stairs. Does it look torn and bloody? What the heck happened on that plane?

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by Anonymousreply 62May 26, 2025 8:56 PM

thats a scarf, ma chère.

by Anonymousreply 63May 26, 2025 9:07 PM

The woman you're referring to wasn't on the flight, r62. She's a member of the airport staff.

by Anonymousreply 64May 26, 2025 9:08 PM

I condole him.

by Anonymousreply 65May 26, 2025 9:09 PM

She totally decked him.

by Anonymousreply 66May 26, 2025 9:12 PM

Hmm R64, you may be right, unless she exited first. Doesn't look like a scarf, though.

by Anonymousreply 67May 26, 2025 9:18 PM

72? Holy shit!! Macron has issues!

He offered his arm to walk down the stairs. The old hag ignored him. He needs to dump the old witch tout de suite!

by Anonymousreply 68May 26, 2025 9:21 PM

How can he dump her and go with a younger woman? Maybe he has a thing for grannies....

French men have lots of whores on the side, a powerful man like him is no exception.

I think they probably have an arrangement.

There is no way he finds that sack of bones sexy...maybe he fucks her in the dark or she sucks his cock and that's it

by Anonymousreply 69May 26, 2025 9:37 PM

she definitely hit him. someone call social services!

by Anonymousreply 70May 26, 2025 9:39 PM

I guess you didn't get le memo. Macron's maîtresses over the years have included Alexandre Benalla and Mathieu Gallet, donc ses petits maîtres

by Anonymousreply 71May 26, 2025 9:43 PM

she pushed him with both hands around his mouth area...i rewatched the video

by Anonymousreply 72May 26, 2025 9:53 PM

I can't feel any kind of sorrow for this pathetic closet case.

by Anonymousreply 73May 26, 2025 9:56 PM

R62 R64

Is this a scarf?

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by Anonymousreply 74May 26, 2025 10:41 PM

R74 - That is odd-looking, although her sleeve would indicate she's wearing something of a similar red color underneath the blue coat?

But yeah...wtf!

by Anonymousreply 75May 26, 2025 10:50 PM

wow, looks like her uniform was ripped and her shower is bleeding or it's part of her uniform lol

by Anonymousreply 76May 26, 2025 11:19 PM

wow, looks like something farfetched or something plausible lol 🤡💩

by Anonymousreply 77May 26, 2025 11:21 PM

R10 which one?

by Anonymousreply 78May 26, 2025 11:21 PM

He should dump her for Laverne Cox and be historic!

by Anonymousreply 79May 26, 2025 11:35 PM

R79 so witty, so irreverent

by Anonymousreply 80May 26, 2025 11:38 PM

The woman who some think has got a bleeding shoulder was not on the flight. She is a member of Hanoi Airport staff. In the video she is seen outside the door of the plane as it is opening. Watch the whole thing.

by Anonymousreply 81May 27, 2025 12:02 AM

What a cuck!

by Anonymousreply 82May 27, 2025 12:14 AM

Macron was furious.

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by Anonymousreply 83May 27, 2025 12:20 AM

Wrong link. Furious Macron

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by Anonymousreply 84May 27, 2025 12:21 AM

she is a double agent and has a bleeding shoulder because macron fucked her in the toilet and brigitte found out so ripped her to shreds and poured acid on her shoulder or she is a tiny Vietnamese airport worker i dunno lol

by Anonymousreply 85May 27, 2025 12:44 AM

Brigitte Macron is tearing Emmanuel apart!

by Anonymousreply 86May 27, 2025 12:48 AM

It looks like she's pushing his face away It does look more like a shoved than a slap

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by Anonymousreply 87May 27, 2025 12:51 AM

young tranny got beat by old tranny 🙀 I dunno - sus huh? or maybe that a sauce🥫 I dunno right? lol 🤡💩

by Anonymousreply 88May 27, 2025 12:53 AM

R84. Oh my....Macron is so hot when he's angry. Look at that face!

by Anonymousreply 89May 27, 2025 1:02 AM

I love that Jesus Enrique guy. His body language vids are fucking hilarious. But it's confusing he has like 5 different youtube channels.

by Anonymousreply 90May 27, 2025 1:38 AM

Slap HAPPY

by Anonymousreply 91May 27, 2025 2:47 AM

That was just plain wrong, he needs to leave her sorry ass, those chocolate honeys would never pull that shit with him.

by Anonymousreply 92May 27, 2025 3:03 AM

Happier times when he was 15 and she was pushing 40.

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by Anonymousreply 93May 27, 2025 3:17 AM

She does have frog legs.😂

by Anonymousreply 94May 27, 2025 3:25 AM

Probably she has alcoholic dementia snd Macron was telling her to smarten the fuck up and stop being an embarrassment. She wears a shitz zhu on her head instead of a proper wig. She lives in Paris. She can't find a proper wig?

by Anonymousreply 95May 27, 2025 4:08 AM

Ratty Parisian wig!

by Anonymousreply 96May 27, 2025 4:12 AM

Don't listen to the haters, Brigitte. Slim pins and a belly mean sexy momma. I'm sober as a nun.

by Anonymousreply 97May 27, 2025 5:11 AM

Is she blind? Can't she see her wig is trash? Doesn't she have a stylist or real friends to tell her the truth???

by Anonymousreply 98May 27, 2025 5:27 AM

Pretty typical of powerful men, enjoying getting roughed up. He probably fucked her senseless later in gratitude, don’t kink shame.

by Anonymousreply 99May 27, 2025 5:59 AM

There isn’t an army of stylists at the Élysée Palace (and on tour) trying to whip that merde on her head into something remotely presentable every day?

Or does this old battleaxe just say “fuck it” and throw any ratty synthetic Temu/Shake N Go garbage on her head before she walks out the door in the morning?

You would think the government of a country known for being at the forefront of style and fashion would want their First Lady to look like something other than the bride’s drunk, combative aunt at a wedding.

by Anonymousreply 100May 27, 2025 5:59 AM

R99 do you think he likes that with Trudeau meetings?

by Anonymousreply 101May 27, 2025 6:01 AM

Manu is the rightful heir to John Barrymore’s sobriquet, The Great Profile.

by Anonymousreply 102May 27, 2025 6:10 AM

We're all thinking the same thing.

How come this slightly melted, wig wearing, toothpick legged, predator teacher old hag gets to sleep with the sexy President of France? On top of that, slap him around too? The nerve of this bitch! He should toss her back into the old hag sea where she belongs.

by Anonymousreply 103May 27, 2025 6:25 AM

Leave her in Hanoi and fly home without fear of another deplaning assault!!

by Anonymousreply 104May 27, 2025 6:32 AM

[quote]You would think the government of a country known for being at the forefront of style and fashion would want their First Lady to look like something other than the bride’s drunk, combative aunt at a wedding.

French First Ladies are notoriously frumpy, with the exception of Carla Bruni. It’s been mostly a series of Mamie Eisenhowers. They’ve usually looked like they smelled like cigarettes and old pantyhose, too.

Brigitte is probably the second most stylish, overall. Someone makes sure she’s on point most of the time, though the hair situation seems hopeless. Her actual personal style is trashy.

by Anonymousreply 105May 27, 2025 7:02 AM

I didn't know they didn't marry until 15 years after meeting, or that she didn't bother divorcing her first husband for almost as long. Her children, who are around Macron's age, had long ago reached adulthood so there wasn't "wait til the kids are grown up" factor.

What a strange arrangement/relationship*. Made more awkward, no doubt, by the fact her daughter was Macron's classmate. Or not awkward. Is this run-of-the-mill behavior for the French so people are unfazed by it?

*What would make it less strange is if Macron's gay and it's a bearding scheme.

[QUOTE]she met the 15-year-old Emmanuel Macron in La Providence High School,[36][37] where she was a teacher and he was a student and a classmate of her daughter.[38] Brigitte divorced Auzière in January 2006 and married Macron on 20 October 2007.[39][40][41]

by Anonymousreply 106May 27, 2025 11:20 AM

Some of you Pollyannas don’t seem to be able to grasp the fact that life can be complicated.

by Anonymousreply 107May 27, 2025 11:31 AM

People, it's quite obvious what happened: he told her "your wig looks like it's trying to leave your head in shame." And she reacted appropriately.

by Anonymousreply 108May 27, 2025 12:02 PM

“Is this run-of-the-mill behavior for the French so people are unfazed by it?”

No one is bothered enough to vote against that kind of stuff anymore. But everybody is still gonna talk about it. People are gonna be people.

by Anonymousreply 109May 27, 2025 12:03 PM

It is so obvious she uses a strap-on and he loves it.

by Anonymousreply 110May 27, 2025 12:38 PM
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by Anonymousreply 111May 27, 2025 12:51 PM

Maybe she has dementia. Seriously

by Anonymousreply 112May 27, 2025 12:56 PM

Such a contrast to Macron's recent long close embrace with Zelenskyy.

by Anonymousreply 113May 27, 2025 4:16 PM

Are there many young, straight guys who are into much older women/grannies. It is pretty common for young gay guys to be into daddies and granddaddies.

by Anonymousreply 114May 27, 2025 4:27 PM

Did their dicks touch?

by Anonymousreply 115May 27, 2025 5:03 PM

Where was Lea Michelle while all this was going on?

by Anonymousreply 116May 27, 2025 7:47 PM

r112, that was what I thought too. A seasoned political spouse in her right mind would never do something like that.

by Anonymousreply 117May 27, 2025 7:51 PM

Melania keeps Trump a couple of arm lengths away, so that sort of thing isn't going to happen here.

by Anonymousreply 118May 27, 2025 8:24 PM

Her face and bad wig combo are always giving Planet Of The Apes.

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by Anonymousreply 119May 27, 2025 11:16 PM

Sorry, this:

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by Anonymousreply 120May 27, 2025 11:17 PM

The French have a higher opinion of Melania Trump which is insane.

by Anonymousreply 121May 28, 2025 12:57 AM

He’s too hot for that old skeleton.

by Anonymousreply 122May 28, 2025 1:07 AM

If not already proclaimed, the besieged Brigitte will be slowly hauled away as she's beset by a variety of dementia. She's been his quiet side-piece, beard, or whatever for very long-standing Macron.

by Anonymousreply 123May 28, 2025 1:10 AM

R121, tell me more. How is that possible? Do they not despise her vulgarity?

by Anonymousreply 124May 28, 2025 2:44 AM

The French don't like anyone. Certainly not Melania

by Anonymousreply 125May 28, 2025 9:11 AM

If French men liked Melania she would have found her Sugar Daddy is Paris and not have been forced to try her luck again in NY and settle on soiled old Donald Trump. That said. I think Mel did enjoy Donald when they first became a couple. Still she probably would have preferred to marry a Sarkozy type, or a handsome French cad, so she could enjoy the sex for as long as it lasts in such a couple.

by Anonymousreply 126May 28, 2025 10:13 AM

The French appreciate a sophisticated fashion model like Melania who has brains as well as beauty.

by Anonymousreply 127May 28, 2025 10:58 AM

Lip reader reveals what French President Emmanuel Macron’s wife Brigitte said moments after shoving him in the face

by Anonymousreply 128May 28, 2025 1:28 PM

“As the aircraft door opens, President Macron is seen turning toward Brigitte. In an unexpected moment, she pushes him in the face,” a lip reader told The Express.

After the door opened and Macron noticed that the cameras were on him, he then said “Hi” before raising his hand.

“Emmanuel then steps closer to Brigitte before composing himself and crossing to the other side. Moments later, he signals for her to follow him with, ‘Let’s go,'” the lip reader said.

“He thanks the pilot and waves at the cameras, trying to recover the public-facing image.”

“But at the top of the stairs, things turn icy again. He offers his arm; she ignores it, choosing to cling to the railing instead. As she passes, she appears to mutter, ‘Dégage, espèce de loser,’ translated in English, ‘Stay away, you loser.’”

Moments later, the lip reader claims Macron said, “Essayons, s’il te plaît” — which translated to, “Let’s try, please?”

She then responds, “Non.”

“His closing expression, and the phrase lipread as ‘Je vois,’ translated in english “I see” says it all,” the lip reader went on.

by Anonymousreply 129May 28, 2025 1:30 PM

Madame caught monsieur flagrante delicto.

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by Anonymousreply 130May 28, 2025 1:42 PM

Grumpy vieille mère disciplining son fils.

by Anonymousreply 131May 28, 2025 1:45 PM

Macron needs to slap me in the face......with his beautiful uncut cock.

by Anonymousreply 132May 28, 2025 1:49 PM

Amateur

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by Anonymousreply 133May 28, 2025 1:55 PM

Which wig is worse?

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by Anonymousreply 134May 28, 2025 1:55 PM

Macron's supposed aide/amoureux

Alexandre Benalla 35yo spent several years doing security work back in Morocco. But when his old chum Macron, a former banker turned politician, decided to create a new political party, En Marche!, and run for the presidency in 2017, Benalla swiftly returned to Paris to help.

The duo soon became inseparable. They skied, cycled and attended tennis matches together. They were also on sufficiently close terms for the aide to have been given an all-access pass to the Assemblee Nationale and a key to Macron’s private residence in Le Touquet.

After his boss’s election victory, the young aide was given numerous perks, including a £100,000-a-year salary and a grace-and-favour Paris apartment on the Branly quay, close to where President Mitterrand once housed his mistress and illegitimate daughter at the state’s expense.

There was also a government car fitted with flashing sirens to help him clear the capital’s notoriously clogged roads.

On the political front, meanwhile, photos of last year’s presidential campaign showed Benalla to be a constant, somewhat shadowy, presence at Macron’s side.

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by Anonymousreply 135May 28, 2025 2:06 PM

Ménage à trois cheri?

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by Anonymousreply 136May 28, 2025 2:13 PM

Brigitte must be punished for lèse-majesté. Off with her head!

by Anonymousreply 137May 28, 2025 2:14 PM

He has better taste in boyfriends than wives.

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by Anonymousreply 138May 28, 2025 2:26 PM

Oh nice side piece he got there!

by Anonymousreply 139May 28, 2025 2:30 PM

"The relationship between the straight-A student and his literature and drama teacher caused an uproar. Locals sent anonymous letters to the headquarters of the storied chocolate and macaron factory run by Brigitte’s family denouncing the affair.

Neighbors, friends and foes also spit on the doors of the future First Lady of France"

I knew the back story but I didn't know even the French raised an eyebrow. Wow. She definitely shoved his face, sloppily too.

by Anonymousreply 140May 28, 2025 3:06 PM

There's always been a vibe between them that I've decoded as dom/sub... she's the power figure that he submits to. Comme c'est sexy!

by Anonymousreply 141May 28, 2025 3:09 PM

Marcron met her when was 14yo she was his Drama class teacher. They would spend nites together rehearsing plays. Brigitte is 25 years older. They have no children. Emmanuuel never had another girlfriend or has ever been linked to another female. For years his cher ami has been a hunky Morroccan dude.

The French have a phrase for this..

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by Anonymousreply 142May 28, 2025 3:34 PM

If Macron were really gay Trump would have access to the intelligance reports and would have blabbed it to the media years ago same with Trudeau. He hates them both. Unless of course they paid him off.

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by Anonymousreply 143May 28, 2025 3:42 PM

Brigitte has children and grandchildren, r142.

by Anonymousreply 144May 28, 2025 3:46 PM

R144 not from Macron sot

by Anonymousreply 145May 28, 2025 3:51 PM

Her son is older than her husband.

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by Anonymousreply 146May 28, 2025 3:52 PM

Briggitte's daughter is the same age as her husband. Alors!

by Anonymousreply 147May 28, 2025 3:54 PM

These two have never had sex. My guess is that they sleep in separate bedrooms.

I knew a guy years ago who was married to a woman 20+ years older than him. She was unattractive (but always wearing lots of makeup) and, based on the stories he told me, she had an unpleasant personality as well. I was certain he was a closeted gay - he worked out obsessively.

by Anonymousreply 148May 28, 2025 4:12 PM

He has stepchildren.

by Anonymousreply 149May 28, 2025 4:17 PM

Why would she have left her husband and put up with all the scandalous accusations, let her children be humiliated, if they never had sex? I'm sure it hasn't happened in a long time, but she must have gotten something from him back when they got together.

by Anonymousreply 150May 28, 2025 4:21 PM

Is she puffing on a vape at R146?

by Anonymousreply 151May 28, 2025 4:23 PM

Toot A’lorez!!!

by Anonymousreply 152May 28, 2025 4:50 PM

R144/R149 beside the point dolts

by Anonymousreply 153May 28, 2025 5:11 PM

R148 some men marry their lovers and some men marry their mothers. Les goûts et les couleurs.

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by Anonymousreply 154May 28, 2025 5:30 PM

Slap him on the ASS, you bougie bitch

by Anonymousreply 155May 28, 2025 5:34 PM

Is this a French thang?

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by Anonymousreply 156May 28, 2025 5:37 PM

R156 oui bien sûr. Foreplay n'est pas.

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by Anonymousreply 157May 28, 2025 5:51 PM

“But at the top of the stairs, things turn icy again. He offers his arm; she ignores it, choosing to cling to the railing instead. As she passes, she appears to mutter, ‘Dégage, espèce de loser,’ translated in English, ‘Stay away, you loser.’”

Moments later, the lip reader claims Macron said, “Essayons, s’il te plaît” — which translated to, “Let’s try, please?”

She then responds, “Non.”

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by Anonymousreply 158May 28, 2025 6:22 PM

Maybe he was canoodling with the flight attendant and that's why her suit appears torn.

by Anonymousreply 159May 28, 2025 6:24 PM

He canoodled with Vietnamese ground crew through the airplane's fuselage before the door was opened? I commend you for your idiocy, r159.

by Anonymousreply 160May 28, 2025 6:30 PM

I commend you for that stick up your ass R160. Remove it and learn to enjoy life.

by Anonymousreply 161May 28, 2025 7:17 PM

What are you even going on about, r161? He never had contact with that Vietnamese ground crew.

I like fucking and canoodling a lot, except not through unopened, aircraft doors!

(There wasn't even a hole!)

by Anonymousreply 162May 28, 2025 7:48 PM

Cool R162. My words still stand.

by Anonymousreply 163May 28, 2025 7:49 PM

Stand for what?

by Anonymousreply 164May 28, 2025 7:53 PM

L'incident Mme. Helen Keller.

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by Anonymousreply 165May 28, 2025 8:16 PM

Don't be such a literalist, R160/R162/R164. A touch of the Asp, perhaps? R159 wasn't seriously speculating about what happened but simply made a light-hearted comment, in line with the common DL "narrative" that EM is gay and flirtatious with random guys.

by Anonymousreply 166May 28, 2025 8:19 PM

Where was the hunky Morrocan bodyguard when his petit papillon was being pummeled?

by Anonymousreply 167May 28, 2025 8:21 PM

Very juicy. What happened to the hunky Moroccan guy? Is he still around? Maybe he is the reason they are fighting?

by Anonymousreply 168May 28, 2025 8:30 PM

What’s on her Spotify ?

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by Anonymousreply 169May 28, 2025 8:42 PM

What's become of Macron's friend Mathieu Gallet?

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by Anonymousreply 170May 28, 2025 8:51 PM

le stud 🙄

by Anonymousreply 171May 28, 2025 9:02 PM

Is he fucking her son?

Now that would be a humdinger of a "scandale."

by Anonymousreply 172May 28, 2025 9:09 PM

R166 - Did you not see the stupid speculation upthread? It's not being literal to think that someone's well into the slipstream of stupid commentary without paying attention.

by Anonymousreply 173May 28, 2025 9:09 PM

Thank you R166. That poster indeed must be aspie or something. Way too literal and, yes, that stick up its ass needs to be surgically removed.

by Anonymousreply 174May 28, 2025 9:28 PM

Also, upvoting its own comments is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 175May 28, 2025 9:30 PM

What's on his Spotify?

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by Anonymousreply 176May 28, 2025 9:33 PM

R170 he died in an unfortunate eyebrow threading accident

by Anonymousreply 177May 28, 2025 9:36 PM

Why can’t WE have a handsome, athletic President? One where the biggest scandal is who ISN’T he fucking around with?

But I guess that was JFK and I missed all that.

by Anonymousreply 178May 28, 2025 10:41 PM

I’ve had one parent and four aunts die from dementia. This looks for all the world like the beginning stages of it. That weird hyper-hostility, especially in women, is one of the common first signs. She’s exactly the right age for it.

by Anonymousreply 179May 28, 2025 10:50 PM

Macron the gangsta

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by Anonymousreply 180May 28, 2025 10:51 PM

We had Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 181May 28, 2025 10:52 PM

and you wonder why Manny is always swatting down those rumors.

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by Anonymousreply 182May 28, 2025 10:54 PM

R181 OH, MY SIDES!!!!

"ATHLETIC...HANDSOME...CLINTON!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 183May 28, 2025 11:44 PM

It might be that she has dementia, but it's also possible that she's just sick of having to travel all over the world, smile and be nice for the cameras, tour factories with other first ladies, etc. etc. and would rather just sit at home and watch tv and eat pastries. She's pretty old and probably everything aches all the time, too.

by Anonymousreply 184May 29, 2025 12:42 AM

Mon poosie aches for a real mans, R184!!

by Anonymousreply 185May 29, 2025 12:44 AM

You have a real emMANuel

by Anonymousreply 186May 29, 2025 12:52 AM

Clinton was NOT “athletic”, r181. Chasing pussy doesn’t count as athletic.

He wasn’t particularly good looking, either.

by Anonymousreply 187May 29, 2025 1:42 AM

Like JFK was such an athlete! He had a broken back and Crohn's disease! Clinton was considered handsome in his day.

by Anonymousreply 188May 29, 2025 1:48 AM

The French are noted connaisseurs de chocolat.

by Anonymousreply 189May 29, 2025 2:17 AM

R187/ R188 MAGAT fraus with wet pussies for this...

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by Anonymousreply 190May 29, 2025 2:26 AM

Clinton has sex appeal. He would swallow you with his eyes. I met him. He's positively magnetic.

by Anonymousreply 191May 29, 2025 2:31 AM

Ok, many of us on here were adults when Bill Clinton won in 92.

NONE of us thought he was handsome.

Charismatic....sure.

by Anonymousreply 192May 29, 2025 2:37 AM

JFK wasn't a star but he participated to an extent. Everyone now knows he wasn't a healthy man but he did exert himself during the PT109 period.

" He was a member of the freshman and junior varsity football teams, and also swam competitively. He was a skilled pass catcher on the football team, though his coach noted his lack of weight as a drawback. Kennedy also enjoyed sailing, even participating in the Eastern Collegiate Championship with the Harvard sailing crew. "

by Anonymousreply 193May 29, 2025 2:40 AM

R192 He was one of whom it was said... big dick energy.

by Anonymousreply 194May 29, 2025 2:44 AM

I remember when Clinton and Gore were first running, the admin/support staff who were mainly middle-aged fraus, were all a flutter about them

by Anonymousreply 195May 29, 2025 3:06 AM

A hot dog makes middle aged fraus lose control.

by Anonymousreply 196May 29, 2025 3:16 AM

Gore was (arguably) the most presidential-looking man ever to lose a U.S. presidential election. Very "central casting," to use that overused phrase.

by Anonymousreply 197May 29, 2025 3:18 AM

"Brigitte Macron’s push has reverberated around the world. Why was it met with a shrug in France?"

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by Anonymousreply 198May 29, 2025 3:27 AM

R188 Jack Kennedy swam 5 miles pulling a 180lbs man with a rope held in his teeth saving his life. Read a book you ignorant MAGAT cunt.

by Anonymousreply 199May 29, 2025 3:29 AM

Sigh. Boys will be boys.

by Anonymousreply 200May 29, 2025 3:31 AM

R199 Yes, but his nephew is a pain in the ass today. So, fuck the Kennedys.

by Anonymousreply 201May 29, 2025 3:32 AM

The one with the RATTY KOREAN WIG probably caught Macaroon French ( no pun intended) Kissing another guy for the umpteenth time and she's just fed up.

by Anonymousreply 202May 29, 2025 3:34 AM

R182 he's touching the Darkies! Is Aunt Pitty gettin all tingly " down there "?

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by Anonymousreply 203May 29, 2025 3:36 AM

First David Geffen and now this.

I'm about to give up on love, I think.

by Anonymousreply 204May 29, 2025 3:36 AM

R204- I'm 59 years old too and I have not given up on meeting someone for a relationship.

by Anonymousreply 205May 29, 2025 3:37 AM

R197 i'm arguing

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by Anonymousreply 206May 29, 2025 3:39 AM

Mon dieu J'en ai marre!

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by Anonymousreply 207May 29, 2025 3:51 AM

Bill Clinton would jog...straight to the McDonald's counter.

by Anonymousreply 208May 29, 2025 5:04 AM

When Gore was running for the Democrat nomination in 1988 there was a Vanity Fair profile on him that included a photo of him riding a horse in a polo shirt with bulging biceps (yes, he also had trousers on) and it was incredibly hot.

Later - and thanks to the VF archive, here it is. I can’t imagine Bill on horseback.

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by Anonymousreply 209May 29, 2025 5:26 AM
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