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What do you think Superman's orgasm and cum are like?

Would his ejaculation come out of Lois Lane's brain or penetrate Jimmy Oleson's bussy from the power?

by Anonymousreply 9May 25, 2025 8:14 AM

Too easy, OP. He'd cum faster than a speeding bullet.

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2025 10:19 PM

All of Superman's physical reactions are super-powerful, so he has learned over the years to control every muscle of his body -so he has full control over how hard he ejaculates.

What keeps me up at night is how he manscapes or cuts his hair! Or shaves!

Oh, and haters: he clearly has to be uncut! ; )

by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2025 11:07 PM

Ah, yes. The "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" debate. Many comics have shown the two of them post-coitus, with Lois not blown apart. So we can presume Superman can have sex with her without causing any harm.

One of the Superman cartoons showed him shaving by shooting his eye beams into a mirror, R2, and the beams bouncing back to his face.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2025 11:42 PM

that link, r3!

"In our experement in artifical insmination, we must use a single sperm. This presents no difficulty. Superman may use his microscpic vision and a pair of tiny tweezers to pluck a sperm from the swarm."

by Anonymousreply 4May 24, 2025 11:52 PM

His cum is blue

by Anonymousreply 5May 25, 2025 3:07 AM

Ambrosia, OP. 🤷‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 6May 25, 2025 3:12 AM

But what would happen when you mix the DNA of an Earth person and an alien? There could be unexpected results.

by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2025 8:01 AM

I want him inside me quite deeply

by Anonymousreply 8May 25, 2025 8:04 AM

Super.

by Anonymousreply 9May 25, 2025 8:14 AM
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