Rudy Giuliani
As a tough-on-crime U.S. Attorney, he took down the mafia bosses and the corrupt Wall Street titans of New York City. Then, in 1993, he successfully beat Democrat David Dinkins, the man who previously beat him, to become New York's 107th mayor. As mayor, he brought back his tough-on-crime approach while also embracing progressive policies, such as codifying the rights of same-sex domestic partners.
During 9/11, he went to Ground Zero and worked with first responders and eventually helped rebuild the City. For his efforts, he was names TIME's Person of the Year and received an honorary knighthood from Queen Elizabeth II.
Then it all came crashing down abruptly. After his term as mayor ended, he had a long and nasty divorce from his second wife, a cancer diagnosis, several failed businesses, another divorce, and a very bad presidential campaign. In 2016, he endeared himself to Trump, and in 2020 spread false lies to overthrow the government.
America's mayor is now disbarred, broke, and irrelevant. Let's discuss Rudy Giuliani.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 24, 2025 11:45 PM
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Not even Trump wants him around anymore. Sad.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 24, 2025 8:40 PM
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His 2007 Charlie Rose interview discussing his platform. What the fuck happened?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 24, 2025 8:42 PM
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In the early 2000's, he went on Gilbert Kaplan's Mad About Music, where he discussed his love of opera and talked in depth how it was a passion of his. During the Trump years, he was a staunch supporter of defunding the arts, calling opera irrelevant.
He's so inconsistent about his beliefs.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 24, 2025 8:45 PM
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He's always been an amoral racist dirtbag.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 24, 2025 8:46 PM
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He would have won the senate in 2000 against Hillary Clinton if he decided to run, but he had a big cancer scare. His life would have been completely different.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 24, 2025 8:53 PM
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Maybe he would have saved his car and World Series rings, R7, but anyone who Borat can clown like that is capable of any level of fuckup.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 24, 2025 9:16 PM
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Yeah, WTF happened to him.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 24, 2025 9:22 PM
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping happened.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 24, 2025 9:24 PM
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Even though Giuliani always been an asshole, you'd think he would have been smart enough to realize how destructive it is to support Donald Trump. You are essentially fucking up your life and any legacy you might have had for a man who only cares about himself and how he can get ahead. Why haven't they figured it out when it happens over and over and over again?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 24, 2025 9:27 PM
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I hope those two black ladies from Georgia are having a grand old time drinking champagne in Rudy's NYC apartment.
Throw him on the pile of people who got hooked up with Trump and their life turned into a flaming pile of 💩.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 24, 2025 9:41 PM
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[quote]Four Seasons Total Landscaping happened.
R10 Don't forget the press conference a week or so later where he was sweating with hair dye steaming down his face. Not one of the hardcore Trumpers around him said a thing as he continued to look like a lunatic.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 24, 2025 9:48 PM
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He's probably still expecting a cabinet appointment.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 24, 2025 10:22 PM
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R15 I know he has mentioned he likes wine, but I never heard he was an alcoholic
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 24, 2025 10:49 PM
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The last we saw him was a few months ago when he was snapped on a mobility scooter perusing the hair dye aisle at a Secaucus, NJ Walmart.
Hugely alcoholic, r16. During lock down, he'd do Zoom interviews from home and there'd be a scotch glass in the frame. It became a matter of question for Jack Smith's investigation into the build up to J6 -- whether Trump was aware Giuliani was drunk when he was dispensing bad legal advice in the Oval Office. Check out Olivia Nuzzi's article about him. Pretty damning.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 24, 2025 10:57 PM
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And I'm afraid the results are very disturbing. It seems that Giuliani has a rare case of brake fluid... [pause] Bran... fluid. Bran flavor.
[offstage] Brain fever!
[offstage, loudly] Say it!
Yes. Brain fever. At the current rate of inflation, his brain will laterally explore the...
- Literally explode?
Yes, will literally explode within next three hours. I would suggest leaving the restraint.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 24, 2025 11:45 PM
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