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Lovers appear in your room each night

and they whirl you across the floor

by Anonymousreply 7May 24, 2025 3:26 AM

But they always seem to fade away

When your daddy taps on your door

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2025 1:02 AM

And then your mama walks in and sez, "girl you nothin but a big ho"

by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2025 1:45 AM

Forgot all about you Angie Baby.

by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2025 3:16 AM

Headlines read that a boy disappeared and everyone thinks he died-OMG!

by Anonymousreply 4May 24, 2025 3:18 AM

Reddy was brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 5May 24, 2025 3:19 AM

Unfortunately, that neighbor boy with evil on his mind that Angie trapped in the radio grew up to be Rush Limbaugh.

by Anonymousreply 6May 24, 2025 3:25 AM

Written by Alan O’Day

by Anonymousreply 7May 24, 2025 3:26 AM
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