Diarrhea

Can I have your stuff, OP?

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Men have named you

The 1st step until DEATH Op

Can I have ur good stuff? What kind of China pattern u have?

Depends...

Who eats breakfast out?

Check on acid reflux in addition to IBS.

TMI

Is it the coffee? Can’t do without

This was my father’s only symptom before finding out he had stage 4 bowel cancer, but it’s probably nothing OP.

Look at the sunny side, OP.

Face it, OP: you're full of shit.

Obvious possibilities:

- side effect from meds?

- is this a new thing or has it happened a lot over the years? IBS or food intolerances can do this.

It’s definitely something to mention to your primary care physician.

When your climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter it’s DIARRHEA!!

OP, do you take natural supplements like magnesium? Too much magnesium can give you diarrhea.

Post nasal drip.

Carolinerhea

Does it look like this, op?

GO TO A GI DOCTOR, OP.

And don't ask what "GI" means.

Explicit scat thread

Meds or a tumor.

Diarrhea. A One Drag Queen Shit Show.

Starring…

I’m not to the army, r17

Tell your primary doc about this ASAP and request a referral to a GI doc. Don't hold back. They'll want all the gross details. This is not the time to be prissy about that.

Am now 8 years in remission following 3 horrible years of worsening symptoms and treatments for colorectal cancer.

Tell me more, OP. And don't spare the details.

Sounds like rabies. Drink plenty of water because rabies makes you thirsty.

Time to get your crap together OP.

I suggest Colon Blow Cereal

Diarrhea? I've been on Ozempic for a few months and I LONG for diarrhea, OP.

Get into your PCP and get a referral for a colonoscopy

OP I have suffered from IBD nearly all my life. For a while I took Metamucil and I was having these horrible spasms, constipation followed by terrible spasms and diarrhea. I stopped the Metamucil and now I rarely have an attack. But I also know that I need to get my fiber from what I eat. You might have an opposite problem in the sense that the foods you eat are triggering. Now I strongly agree with everyone telling you to get to a doctor, and especially a GI specialist. Gastroenterologist. Some times you can have blood in your stool and not see it. And having a very loose stool doesn't mean you don't have a blockage. You need to put yourself on a very restricted diet and see what may possibly be triggering. Maybe it is coffee. Or maybe it's something else. Make sure you're drinking enough water , at least 64 -70 ounces a day. Make sure you get enough exercise. A 30 minute walk daily. At a minimum. Avoid fresh fruit and fresh vegetables and nuts until you get checked out. No red meat or processed fatty foods. You got to get it checked and fast.

No pain no strain just sit and let it drain.

What are you complaining about? I love diarrhea!

I was having total toilet blowouts and it was because I was lactose intolerant and was eating a lot of yogurt. I thought the yogurt was helping my system, when it was actually the problem.

Anxiety?

OP This is a very temporary solution, but until you see a doctor, maybe you need to take some Lomotil or other anti diarrhea medicine

You have cancer of your tooter.

Lay off the Activa!

[Quote] Can I have your stuff, OP?

Ew, he has nonstop diarrhea. What are you thinking.

One too many booze-soaked nights?

[Quote] I have diarrhea nearly every morning.

I knew a woman who had diarrhea nearly every morning. She’s in the bathroom now.

Same problem, OP. Do you take Metformin and have multiple cups of coffee in the morning?

This is how you stay so thin!

Oh the diarrhea songs we used to sing on the school bus when I was a child.

"Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast, DIARRHEA!! DIARRHEA!!"

Metformin was killing me. My doctor took me off of it.

Are you taking medications or supplements that cause this? Magnesium can have a laxative effect if you take more than your body can easily tolerate.

[Quote] booze-soaked nights

That sounds sticky and uncomfortable

The topic made me remember this.

YOU POOP, GURL!

You make so many stupid posts, OP. We don't care - hope you have life insurance.

When you slide into first do you feel something burst?

When you’re riding in your Chevy and you feel something heavy?

When slide into third do you fell a juicy turd?

DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!

This is a stealth scat thread...or a sad goodbye.

Only in the morning, OP?

Then it's not the D word.

You drink too much booze and/or coffee.

Sprinkle dried flower petals on the mess and flush it all down with fizzy water!

Does it sink or does it sit on the surface like the poisonous blood spray in Tammy's "War of the Worlds"?

Szschartszsch!

Ha!

You're lactose intolerant - see a dr.

Dr. Quack @ r33, if the OP has an infection such as c. diff or others, taking anti-diarrhea meds could be severely damaging.

OP, see a doc.

How long have you had the diarrhea? Most likely you gut microbiome is out of whack rather than any serious medical issue.

How is your diet? Do you normally include a wide variety of plant based foods or mostly processed stuff?

Eat some kimchi. That'll set things right.

OP may have one of them tape worm things.

I just learned the German word for diarrhea is:

Durchfall

It sounds great! No wonder Germans love it

It sounds like a British detective series staring David Tennant

Is this the sad and soiled end

You need fiber to firm it up.

🤣😂😆R59!!

OP, I developed lactose intolerance in my 50s. It took me awhile to figure it out. No more half n half in my morning coffee. Still, if I drink too much coffee, I'll have " a problem."

You have the cancer of the doo doo, OP. Get your paperwork in order.

[quote]I just learned the German word for diarrhea is: Durchfall

Wrong. It's Drumpf - which has been changed to Trump.

I have IBS-D. My daily morning routine involves many trips to the john, a lot of times without cramps. I’ve traced a few food sensitivities and know to avoid those foods. It can be a thing, though, OP. It can be a symptom of many things. See a dr. In the meantime, try something like a daily probiotic.

It’s giardia because you like eating ass. I warned you!!

A few years back I thought I’d start each morning by eating a pear. A hour later I have to rush to the toilet with diarrhea. It took a while to figure out the links. Apparently pears have a specific form of sugar that causes this. Great of you have constipationz

Don’t listen to anyone on DL who even suggests this might have anything to do with eating ass or getting fucked without a condom if you are into eating ass or fucked without a condom..

I think vaping copious amounts of pot is giving me the runs

Sucks for you

Another humblebragging OP.

Try going gluten free for a week

OP, I do hope you will come back and let us know how you're doing. I hate when people don't.

Diarrhea, cha, cha, cha

OP, eat Play-Doh!

That'll slow it down, build it up and make it pretty!

And you can make it any shape you like!

R76=Erna

I prefer the British spelling: diarrhoea. It's uglier, messier, more appropriate.

R78, you're right. The "o" in the British version adds a gaping, explosive hole in the middle of the word.

Eat a block of cheddar cheese and drink a bottle of Jack Daniels. That'll block you right up.

My boyfriends a nurse and he thinks it’s either a germ or there’s a dietary issue I don’t have cramps or spasms and my stools haven’t any blood in them. I do drink coffee, at least two cups every morning and I drink alcohol. Must I give up alcohol?

R10 I was going to ask about alcohol. Yes, discontinue that for now. If you have some germ or your flora got messed up, alcohol just exasperates it. And limit your coffee intake, it is a diuretic.

Is it a wide spray or does it pulsate from side to side like one of those lawn irrigators?

Does it start wet or is it like a soft-serve and then it goes to a hard rain?

Does the color change?

OP you will hate this but you gotta stop with the coffee and the alcohol. Have green tea or a non caffeinated herbal tea. No milk. Have a small bowl of plain, 0% fat yogurt with some granola. Don't eat fresh fruit or vegetables for a couple weeks. And do not eat red meat, fatty foods or processed foods. Avoids sweets, too. Drink water during the day. It's important. About 64 ounces a day. Good luck. Oh. Avoid spicey foods too.

Im sure id rather die than follow that prescription r84. I am grateful however

Stop eating at Greg's.

I didn't know that the Egg Lady was the OP!

R85 you may not die, but if you have serious colon issues and ignore the way certain foods aggravate them, you might deteriorate to the point you eventually get part of your colon cut out and are wearing a fucking colostomy bag for a few months. I am not saying this episode is that extreme, but since you have no idea what is causing this, just think about it. There is nothing to say that the measures I suggested are necessarily permanent. But they will give your colon a chance to heal. If you stick to a good healthy plan 6 days a week there's no reason why you can't have a reasonable cheat day.

OP's/R81's apostrophe-free boyfriend seem unaware of the symptoms of incipient pancreatitis as it's moving towards crisis.

are you the poster that is always posting some poop-related thread or another?

No, R90 I'm the poster who urges dietary changes when people like OP have GI issues. I speak from experience, and if I am evangelizing, so what. Ignore me.

r91 - i was talking to OP...

I can't believe this thread has 92 replies. Now 93.

It runs on and on

It’s satan trying to leave your body.

Go to a GI doctor. Start the process today because it takes forever. The appointment will be scheduled for weeks or months away. At that appt, the doctor will likely order a colonoscopy. That will be another long wait unless there is an unexpected opening. But it's important to have one if you never have and are having symptoms.

I’ve had colonoscopies. The last was two years ago. They’re scheduled for every seven years. Some polyps but none pre-cancerous. Could it be that diarrhea is my thing in the morning?

Let the doo doos flow!

r94 = Stephen Bishop

Do you use any artificial sweeteners in your coffee or in your coffee creamer? Artificial sweeteners (aspartame, sucralose) can be a cause of diarrhea.

R97, no it isn't normal. How long has it been going on?

So that’s not love poring out of the hole of love? Something does not smell right about this.

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!

Take Metamucil— it’s actually good for both diarrhea and constipation

Chocolate is the worst offender when you get older. I speak from experience.

I take Metamucil every other morning and I still have the trots.

A take benefiber every day and always assumed that that is WHY I have diarrhea, which I fucking love.

Any time things start to get solid, I feel like I have to work harder.

^ I

I was taking Metamucil daily for several years and I had chronic IBS-C . About two times a month or more, I was constipated for days, then I was getting horrible cramps and muscle spasms, some so bad I was on the floor, sweating, chills and even nausea. Then I would evacuate, and literally empty myself out. The process would start again. I finally started taking Dicyclomine for the spasms, and I stopped the Metamucil and now I don't allow myself to get constipated. I get enough fiber in my food, I drink water, exercise, and I will take just a scant tablespoon of Miralax three or four times week if I get stopped up. My GI specialist said the small amount of Miralax will help balance the moisture/water in my colon. It's taken years to figure out what to do, but I'm feeling much better.