Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Will Reportedly Spend $50,000 for Each Wedding Guest

She's so beautiful and classy. You can see why he's making such a fool of himself over her. They're sure to be together forever. Such a wise investment he's making in her.

Somewhere, Mackenzie Scott is laughing her ass off.

My god, these two are gross.

The Great Gazoo Gatsby

About the same as she spent on each breast.

Gawd they’re both damned homely.

It's all so vulgar...

Eat the fucking rich.

At least Gatsby had great shirts. Bezos is tragic.

$10 million is less than I expected

She looks like Michael Jackson.

Senorita Fix a Flat

That is not an A list guest list

"The source notes that the wedding will be "intimate," with 200 family members and close friends in attendance. That means the couple is shelling out about $50,000 per guest on the big day. Attendees are said to include A-listers like Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, and Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom."

So it's going to be intimate yet have 200 people, including some random celebrities... How one can write such PR nonsense and not explode from the stupidity is beyond me. Oh well, it's a job, I guess.

Will they let them eat cake?

Shouldn’t he save it for the inevitable alimony?

They could have done it quietly at City Hall and announced it afterwards like Naomi Watts and Billy Crudup.

And had $10m to give to a charity who could really use it.

Oh, who am I kidding!

While I’m here and I really don’t want to be mean but she really does look a bit Down Syndrome around the eyes (as pictured upthread). He’s a bit Special looking himself so hopefully she’s too old to conceive.

[QUOTE]Oprah, Bill Gates, Miranda Kerr,

Whoever compiled this very simple little list is off their nut.

Yeah, Katie and Orlando, too!

It must be nice to be Orlando Bloom, a perpetually underworking actor being invited to such events where much more well-known celebrities will be in your orbit.

The amount of cumulative botox and filler in one room will be monumental. Lauren looks like Daffy Duck in the face and Betty Boop down below, so hot!

Every last one, to the guillotines.

With the exception of Bloom (he of the suckable saucer sized nipples) that is my nightmare guest list - Trumps? Kardashians? Katy Perry? It’s a Who’s Who of the worst of society.

Their guest list is tackier than a cash bar.

Orlando fucking Bloom is aging, otherwise-useless entourage-worthy eye-candy for evil billionaires, he should get his head lopped off too. He deserves nothing less for openly cavorting with such cretins.

I call dibs on Oprah.

[quote] While I’m here and I really don’t want to be mean but she really does look a bit Down Syndrome around the eyes (as pictured upthread). He’s a bit Special looking himself so hopefully she’s too old to conceive.

What do we think of Lauren's son Nikko Gonzalez?

[quote]Orlando fucking Bloom

Pics please.

Nepo Baby Nikko Gonzalez walks the runway for Dolce & Gabbana.

Did future step-daddy Jeff Bezos buy him that gig?

Nikko with his daddy (right) and sugar daddy (left).

Lauren Sánchez had a high-profile love life long before meeting Jeff Bezos.

Not only was the former news anchor married to a talent agent for 13 years, but she had relationships with multiple NFL athletes — including a Kansas City Chiefs player.

She now co-parents three children with exes Tony Gonzalez and Patrick Whitesell.

As for her current fiancé, Bezos welcomed four kids while married to his ex-wife, MacKenzie Scott, from 1993 to 2019.

He and Sánchez went public with their romance after his divorce, with the Amazon founder popping the question in May 2023.

Page Six breaks down Sánchez’s former flames...

Respect.

I think Bezos is lucky to have her. She gives him spark. Yes, when you have a Ka-jillion Billion dollars, spark can be optional, but still.

Apparently, he likes her brand of gaudy glitz and glamour. He isn't exactly living a quiet, behind the scenes life, now, is he? She knows the assignment, as any accomplished courtesan does.

Lauren Sanchez occupies a singular position in the Hallowed Corridors of the Husband Hustlers Hall of Fame. Her lingerie is retired and hangs from its rafters.

Nobody else I can think if comes close to her. Not Wendi Deng. Not... hell, I can't even think of anybody else.

R29 those are a lot of words to say Laura Sanchez is a shameless amoral whore with zero value or benefit to the rest of the world.

Dumb Della strikes again.

I'm actually really curious as to her wedding gown design.

Will she go full-on revealing, as is her usual style? Or, employ a BIT more texture and coverage?

A vulgar display of wealth by 2 equally vulgar displays of humans. She looks like nothing but a tarted up common puta.

I'd like to live in a world where invitees to the wedding decline the invitation and ask the happy couple to send their $50,000 price of admission to a charity.

Wretched excess from wretched people that invite wretched guests.

[quote]Jeff Bezos makes approximately $26,611,111 per day, which breaks down to about $1,108,796 per hour.

To be fair:

[quote]The latest gifts bring Bezos’ total giving to nonprofit groups to $3 billion, Forbes calculates, which is just under 2% of his current $166 billion net worth.

[bold]Two percent of his net worth![/bold]

The man could probably resolve world hunger by Christmas. Maybe by [italic]Thanksgiving![/italic]

[quote] They could have done it quietly at City Hall and announced it afterwards like Naomi Watts and Billy Crudup. And had $10m to give to a charity who could really use it.

Meh. I don’t like either of their tacky neo-con asses and I don’t like weddings but this is virtue signalling bullshit. They shouldn’t have a destination wedding because … he’s rich?

Very generous definition of A listers there.

R36

I'm guessing they could have a destination wedding and still spend less than $10 Million Dollars.

None of us wants to cheat the happy couple out of a lovely wedding day.

[quote] None of us wants to cheat the happy couple out of a lovely wedding day.

Not to mention the wedding planners, the florists, the catering staff, security staff, the drivers, etc., etc.

The money being spent is actually going to working people, so I guess that's a good thing.

Ooooh, R36 said "virtue-signalling." Clearly very intelligent. We should all listen to them.

Years ago, she auditioned for The View and was a semi-finalist and was angry for a long time about not getting the gig. I think Lisa Ling was the winner for the chair at the time. Jeff Bezos can purchase ABC/The View and dump Sunny (who needs the freedom for Manny's defense and trial for RICO crimes) and it will be the best wedding gift ever, until day 1 when Joy and Whoopi tag team her to death.

I would love to see the prenup.

Grotesque material consumption.

I could never handle looking at Bezos' wormy face for more than a few seconds. He creeps me out.

Wooosh, R36!

And “virtue signaling”? You could have called me a woke snowflake and landed the pathetic insult trifecta.

Run along.

learn from betters, dear, there are no ugly billionaires.

I’d rather wash my eyes out with ClearCare that stare at her for a day.

Than*

If wealth was forcefully redistributed in the US, we could all have over 400k annually.

“But God believes in division and extreme wealth inequality, my pastor at Life Church told me. He also says knee length dresses are tempting to men!”

She seems shallow as hell, but he does appear to be very into her, I don't think its fake.

They both come from middle-class Albuquerque, of all places. Lauren is from the lower-middle class part of town and Bezos is about 5 years older than her, but I bet they bonded over a lot of shared childhood spots, people, other area families, etc. Even though Bezos moved away in grade school and was adopted by his mom's 2nd husband, his mother's family was still there and I'm sure he visited quite a bit.

He looks like a little old man, and one more face lift and she will have a beard. With his money he should have some 22 year old humping his face - not some dried up old hag that looks like parchment paper pulled over sticks. 50K each guest? It's crazy. Oh well - good luck to the happy couple?

R52 “Humping his face” is quite a powerful expression especially when the sentence excludes she and her pronouns

She is too far gone with the procedures but not long ago she was the hottest girl in the room

Am I pretty now? 🤡

Bezos is ugly and his fiancée looks like a man.

He looks like Rabbi Marc from the Upper West Side Temple. OMG. I am schvitzing over him.

R56 We don’t know the whole story, maybe that was the point

What are the odds that she’ll wear white?

R51

They bonded over her tits.

Christ, that woman's face, has she been chasing parked cars?

Make billionaires millionaires, tax these oligarchs.

[quote] Attendees are said to include A-listers like Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, and Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom. And, if you consider the guests who joined the couple to celebrate their engagement, it's quite possible that Oprah, Bill Gates, Miranda Kerr, and others could all be included in the festivities, too.

What a sleazy, cheesy group. It's like a curse: you shall be granted great unheard of wealth, but you shall be surrounded by assholes the rest of your life!

Okay Bill Gates might be kind of interesting and I have nothing against Orlando Bloom. But seriously, everyone else is just desperately in need of a dick punch or cunt punch, just on general principle.

With all his billions, can't Bezos get his right eye fixed?

[quote] With his money he should have some 22 year old humping his face - not some dried up old hag

Ah, but then he might end up in a Bill Belichick type of situation, with a controlling GenZ cunt who thinks she's in charge.

Lauren is an old school gold digger.

She knows her place.

And her place is to just be an accessory for Jeff Bezos. Arm Candy. Smile and wave, as the dutiful wife. Live the lifestyle of a billionairess. Not make waves.

Lauren does this perfectly, and she doesn't embarrass him.

Jordon Hudson could learn a thing or two from Lauren Sanchez and Melania. They're both pros .

Absolutely Criminal

I think he should spend more, way more. Spend it all.

OUGHT TO SPEND IT ON HIS WONKY EYE!

HIS EYE LOOKS BAD!

are they cunts?

R21 each severed head tumbling end over end, eyes wide and disbelieving, into an awaiting Amazon cardboard box

Orlando Bottom

Jared Kushner is A-list?

His bank account is R72.

Kan’t Kim Kardashian just go the fuck away.!

R65/r68 - I think that's an old picture at tge OP. The eye looks considerably better in current photos.

Stop it, R70, you're killing me!

Boys & Gals?

You know she must suck the meanest & best cock EVER on God’s green earth, in order to get this type of wedding.

The only thing that surprises me is that they are not spending $50,000 for each guest gift bag. Or better, a $50,000 Amazon gift card for each guest.

Tacky people, tacky spending.

No performance by Rihanna for $6M? Not even J Lo shaking her ass for $1M and hour + expenses? Hard times.

R78 - That's what I thought the thread title meant, that each guest would receive a gift bag valued at $50K, not the cost of the wedding per guest. $10M is chintzy for someone of Bezos stature.

It’s almost like Bezos is lame trash OMG

[quote]They bonded over her tits.

Well yeah, that too obviously.

I can smell Lauren’s nappy pussy.

Alberta, how old are you to think women sport bushes nowadays?

[quote] I can smell Lauren’s nappy pussy.

They don't call me Dirty Sanchez for nothin', baby

Will Amazon Workers get the day off? If not, then who gives a shit.