Lorraine Kelly's show Lorraine!, occasionally presented by the character of Lorraine Kelly, a deeply sincere and chatty tv personality played by the actress Lorraine Kelly, is usually 60 minutes but has been viciously slashed to just 30 minutes.
Taking into account all the times Lorraine is presented by other presenters that means Lorraine Kelly will be on the tv less than two hours a week!
Now the elderly and unemployed will be forced to switch over to the BBC and speculate on whether Gethin Jones and Helen Skelton really are fucking or if it's just a PR story to boost ratings.