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$100,000 Pyramid: Tori Spelling is a MORON

Contestant: "Detroit. The state it's in."

Tori: "Uh ... pass."

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Tori: (sees the clue "Lin-Manuel") ... "Uh .... pass?"

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Contestant: "Vladimir Putin is the leader of what country?"

(Tori looks completely blank)

Contestant: "PASS."

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(Category: Rappers. Clue: KANYE WEST) Tori: "Uh ... he says a lot of inappropriate things."

Contestant (dryly): "That could be any rapper."

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I would love to see her teamed with Pyramid genius Shelley Smith and watch the disaster.

by Anonymousreply 20May 20, 2025 8:37 PM

She didn't know Detroit is in Michigan? How is that possible? (The Putin thing is bad, too.)

This level of dumbness can't be endured for too long, no matter how big the bolt-ons. What's-his-name must have married and stuck around for Candy's fortune.

by Anonymousreply 1May 20, 2025 5:43 AM

Another DataLounger thinks he is a comedic genius. yawn.

by Anonymousreply 2May 20, 2025 5:46 AM

Imagine being her non-celebrity partner. You’re excited to get the chance to play your favorite game, only to be matched with a complete idiot.

by Anonymousreply 3May 20, 2025 5:47 AM

[quote]Imagine being her non-celebrity partner. You’re excited to get the chance to play your favorite game, only to be matched with a complete idiot.

Her partner for half the game was a bright, bubbly girl who looked like a young Alyson Hannigan and just gave up good-naturedly midway through the round.

by Anonymousreply 4May 20, 2025 5:53 AM

Chuckle Op. maybe she’s in character for a role in a big A list flick.

by Anonymousreply 5May 20, 2025 5:58 AM

Certifiably brain dead. She only knows how to apply makeup and breed. Then again, no one's ever accused her of being a good actress, nor has she ever had aspirations to become one. A nepo baby socialite doesn't really need brains as such.

by Anonymousreply 6May 20, 2025 6:04 AM

Speaking of being a good actress, her partner who “gave up good-naturedly midway through the round” has to be or otherwise she’d wring her neck.

by Anonymousreply 7May 20, 2025 6:10 AM

The gods should have taken her instead of Luke.

by Anonymousreply 8May 20, 2025 6:30 AM

“Can I have Gabrielle Carteris instead PLEASE?”

by Anonymousreply 9May 20, 2025 6:52 AM

I met a woman once who, decades later, was still complaining about drawing Soupy Sales as her partner on a ‘70s - I believe - iteration of Pyramid.

by Anonymousreply 10May 20, 2025 6:58 AM

She may have been high. And she’s adopted.

by Anonymousreply 11May 20, 2025 7:23 AM

R11 That Fat Thing!

by Anonymousreply 12May 20, 2025 7:28 AM

Well her partner couldn’t complete the celebrity last name after the word “Nicole”. And when the host supplied it, he looked blank.

by Anonymousreply 13May 20, 2025 7:39 AM

[quote]Well her partner couldn’t complete the celebrity last name after the word “Nicole”. And when the host supplied it, he looked blank.

That was hilarious, too. And his only answer to "Nicole" was "Brown?" (as in Nicole Brown Simpson). They cut away to Michael Strahan, who looked HORRIFIED.

by Anonymousreply 14May 20, 2025 5:20 PM

Kidman would probably not have come immediately to me.

by Anonymousreply 15May 20, 2025 5:37 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

by Anonymousreply 16May 20, 2025 7:24 PM

Nicole Richie. Nicole Kidman. Nicole Brown Simpson. Nicole Scherzinger.

by Anonymousreply 17May 20, 2025 7:27 PM

Poor Tori. Born without looks and brains.

by Anonymousreply 18May 20, 2025 7:32 PM

Actually, Nicole Richie would probably been my embarrassing first guess.

by Anonymousreply 19May 20, 2025 8:37 PM

r19 it was mine, too

by Anonymousreply 20May 20, 2025 8:37 PM
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