Intimate Hygiene Question: Do you still clean your heine after a bowel movement?
Someone told me that this is no longer necessary. That sounded sus to me. Have any of you DL homemakers heard this before? I heard there are two main methods: TP or a bidet. Do you still use TP or bidet or is there another method? I heard some people take a shower but that would not save time. Reason for which I shower 1x a week.
Now that I have streamlined my laundry method, and mother is dead and successfully preserved, I would like to streamline bowel movement cleanup. This could liberate time for my hobbies such as my twice monthly visit to the local bathhouse and journaling about it. And my collections of flags and vintage batteries and chargers. Well?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 20, 2025 8:52 PM
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Saffy, “Why can’t you go to the bathroom like normal people?"
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 19, 2025 5:40 PM
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After I started eating healthy, I can literally go for days without wiping my ass. It just comes out clean. I'm serious.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 19, 2025 5:44 PM
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r2 I believe you, the same thing happened to me after I started taking psyllium. It feels so good not having to use TP, plus the whole thing takes all of three seconds tops, it just slides out of you with not a spot left behind.
I got lazy and stopped taking that powder though. And I scroll shit when I'm on the bog now, so I had little incentive to resume.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 19, 2025 5:52 PM
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I have my maid carefully dust all my books with careful attention paid to my Proust, Dostoevsky, and Heine bound collections.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 19, 2025 7:27 PM
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Start your day by moisturizing your crack generously with a nice-smelling lotion or Lume'.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 19, 2025 8:08 PM
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Lava soap and Clorox wipes for me
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 19, 2025 8:13 PM
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I let the dog lick it clean. When I can be bothered.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 19, 2025 8:25 PM
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[quote]Do you still clean your heine
Unfamiliar with English?
Still?
Heine?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 19, 2025 8:36 PM
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Yes, because I don't want "bacon strips" on my dainty undies.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 20, 2025 6:03 PM
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I make OP’s mom clean my rosebud with her tongue. Sometimes as a treat I’ll eat corn the day before.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 20, 2025 6:07 PM
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r12 "Bacon strips" sounds like an attempt to tantalize skidmarks.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 20, 2025 6:30 PM
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OP, what is wrong with you people?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 20, 2025 6:40 PM
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Since my gall bladder was removed I take psyllium capsules daily.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 20, 2025 8:02 PM
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I love psyllium, but I still wipe just to be sure, good heavens, R4.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 20, 2025 8:37 PM
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R13 and others, I told you, "mother is dead and successfully preserved"
Does nobody get a dead pan reference anymore?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 20, 2025 8:52 PM
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