My fat daughter wants all of you to stop speculating right now about Joe Biden’s health

And here is my fat daughter four days ago.

Lawd this post is funny 😆

Even a fat clock with dead batteries is right twice a day.

your daughter is a pig.

Oh please if he was president or it benefitted the pigs in any way she would be saying the opposite. Slob.

You are 1000% correct r4. Sometimes I am amazed that my fat daughter is genetically human, when she has so many porcine characteristics-she loves lying in the middle of; she eats ANYTHING; she’s prone to aggression; she squeals; she has fine, wispy, patchy hair everywhere.

Sorry, I meant to write “she loves lying in the middle of a muddy sty.” I crushed a couple of Klonopin on the rim of my margarita glass tonight.

Ambassadress, I take it that your fat daughter needs more time to make it ALL about herself.

Correct, r8. My fat daughter is angry unless people are discussing the fat daughter of dead Senator John McCain, and how her status as an obese offspring of a dead politician gives her special insight.

I wanted to stop and drop her here immediately after leaving the hospital (where she RUINED ME DOWN THERE), but John thought she was cute.

And here we are, 40 years later.

Sigh.

My fat daughter is a fucking CUNT with a clearly selective memory.

Bald headed skank need to STFU and siddown.

Miss Piggy has more class and intelligence.

You have to be very careful when you tell my fat daughter to sit down, r11.

I can’t tell you how many pieces of furniture have been replaced, and how many building foundation repairs have been required, over the decades because my fat daughter was careless with her tonnage.

My fat daughter throws her 1000 pound body around with an alarming amount of force. She is shockingly maneuverable.

I want to ask your fat daughter to help me move this couch into my van.

Wait, is she a great big ole fat person?

Big through the hips. Roomy.

It doesn't matter if Biden had cancer the entire 4 years he was president because donald trump announced that everyone's medical records are private, even presidents. trump had Covid and didn't share his records. All his followers cried on Twitter about trump's hipa (none of those fuckers could spell it correctly) rights

HIPAA

My fat daughter has “a unique perspective and much to say” about Biden’s cancer, so she waddled over to a microphone to prattle about it.

I have told my fat daughter before not to wear patterns (she just looks like an oversized sofa set from the 70s) or David Koresh eyeglasses (they emphasize her bald spot), but my fat daughter was probably too busy sucking the meat off 3 Costco Rotisserie Chickens to hear me.

When the terrible realisation dawned that my terrible fat daughter was going to be a person of size (a great, big, chunky, humongous heifer), I begged John to run off with me to Canada with the human-sized offspring and just leave her in the house, just like the nice Indiana couple did with the 30 year-old little Ukrainian who pretended to be their 6 year-old daughter.

Poor John, he was always too soft-hearted, even with fat women who emit hateful sounds constantly unless you keep stuffing their cakeholes with gateaux of various kinds.

After spending the past two days proclaiming she is an expert on celebrity cancer announcements, my fat daughter is now tweeting about cartoon pigs.

You would think a morbidly obese person with an unpleasant personality would steer clear of such a comparison, but not my fat daughter.

I saw Chrissy Metz in the same patterned frock, R19. They could be twins but for your sake Ambassadress, I’m glad they’re not.

Ambassadress McCain, do you allow your fat daughter or her fat husband to use the bathrooms in any of your homes? I can only imagine how bad those two clog up a toilet especially with all that southwest and TexMex foods they both inhale!

Perish the thought r22! Giving birth to my fat daughter RUINED ME DOWN THERE. Giving birth to my fat daughter and Chrissy Metz would have killed me.

To answer your question, r23-the last time my fat daughter and her fat husband stayed in my home, they broke two toilets from their bulk, and my fat son-in-law got stuck in the bathtub like President Taft. Additionally, my fat daughter terrorizes my staff with her demands-“I AM JOHN MCCAIN’S DAUGHTER AND I AM HUNGRY!” Since then, I get the two of them a room at the Biltmore-the one with the heavy duty furniture and reinforced floor.

Happy Birthday Ambassadress! Did your fat daughter remember to call you or send you a gift?

My fat daughter sent me a box of a dozen cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery, r25. 11 1/2 of them were missing from the box.

I had it delivered because it would have been rude of me to eat 11 1/2 cupcakes in front of you on your special day. I knew you’d understand with me having low blood sugar and all.

There’s more to life than macros and ready to wear retail apparel.

We know Biden's cognitive decline was covered up by staff, and announcement that he suddenly realized this prostate problem was covered up, doctors say he's probably had cancer during his entire presidency. The current question is "What Else Has Biden Been Hidin'?"

I appreciate you not buying 3 airline seats and dragging your heft to Arizona to see me, dear. The 1/2 cupcake was plenty.

So do the servants and the fast food workers of the Phoenix metropolitan area.

Apparently she is in the 10% of people for whom Ozempic doesn't work. And I love that for her

There isn’t a needle big enough to pierce all that fat, r31z