I had to hire a lawyer

We don't care.

I’m sure she’s a fine girl. What a good wife she would be, even.

If your case involves anything related to shoplifting, entrapment, or on-the-job injury involving a stripper pole. then you're probably in good hands.

Oh, R1. That’s so devastating my devastating a zinger, I’m uncertain as to how I’ll EVER recover.

Why didn't you hire Patty Solis-Papagian OP?

R4 You're the idiot with legal problems, not me.

Why did you have to hire HER?

A really mean nun in school was named Anita Mann.

Also, don't overthink names. Stick to the kings and queens of England.

Fortunately, it involves all three r3!

It could be worse, OP.

Op take you race baitin’ ass on. We all know what this is about. Just please go. DL isn’t about hate.

R7 He didn’t that’s how you know this is a troll post. 90% of est reveal themselves within the original posting or narrative. It’s always so obvious.

I think what OP meant to say is that his court appointed attorney is named Brandy because OP is unable to financially provide for his own private attorney. He’s not that successful and angry and bitter. You see why young Brandy is a mere civil attorney making no more than 70K at 27, Op is broke with only $700 a month social security at 67.

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R15 Bitch bye. Stop lying. Don’t start this shit again.

You won't recover R4 so you may as well drop dead now.

Brandy is her last name. Alexandra Brandy, esq.