You would think this was in Florida, but nope (pretty damn close, though)...
BATON ROUGE, La. (Louisiana First) — Police arrested a man accused of engaging in lewd behavior inside a display shed at the Lowe’s parking lot in Slidell.
According to the Slidell Police Department, officers were dispatched around 5 p.m. Sunday, May 11, after reports of a naked man inside one of the store’s outdoor display sheds.
An officer responded to the scene and searched several sheds before finding the man lying on his back with his pants down. Police said he was in the act of indecent behavior, with an open bottle of Vaseline and an electronic device nearby.
The officer reportedly ordered the man to pull up his pants and lie on his stomach before taking him into custody without incident. Police said that after being read his rights, the man admitted to the behavior, claiming he was watching YouTube.
He was booked into the Slidell City Jail and charged with obscenity. Police confirmed the man is not from Slidell.