with my cock inside your wet hole. When i wake up im hard again and use my old cum as lube to fill you up again.
I wanna fuck your bubble butt so hard that im so tired after i fall asleep
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 18, 2025 11:53 AM |
Oh, OP, dirty talk rolls off your lips like maple syrup from a greased axle of a midway ride tended by a scar-faced carny with one hand perennially scratching his permastained crotch positively jumping with crab lice. You're a goddamned poet you are.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 17, 2025 6:02 PM |
Ma'am This is a Wendy's.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 17, 2025 6:05 PM |
I got a Pina Colada smoothie at -Juice It
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 17, 2025 6:07 PM |
If I had a nickle for every time that happened !
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 17, 2025 6:15 PM |
Shakespeare still walks amongst us!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 17, 2025 6:30 PM |
I love when Daddy talks dirty to me like this! It makes my pussy quiver!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 17, 2025 6:36 PM |
This must be extra meds at the old folks home today
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 17, 2025 6:45 PM |
"old cum" isn't a very sexy concept.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 18, 2025 2:37 AM |
OP is gross.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 18, 2025 2:57 AM |
Worked for me.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 18, 2025 2:57 AM |
Well, I’ll have to take you home to Thanksgiving. Mother will be enchanted to meet you!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 18, 2025 3:14 AM |
Can you explain the concept of being so tired after you fall asleep? It’s a head scratcher.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 18, 2025 4:40 AM |
R13, don't overthink it.
We have an actual top on DL. Let's forgive the logic flaws.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 18, 2025 6:51 AM |
He means
[quote]I want to fuck you so hard that I’m so tired afterwards that I immediately fall asleep.
Your partners have never displayed this behavior?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 18, 2025 8:28 AM |
Father Rossi?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 18, 2025 9:28 AM |
Lindsay Graham’s “harassing” texts to young staffer revealed
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 18, 2025 11:53 AM |