David Geffen files for divorce

I guess Geffen will be a free man in Paris again.

Ya know what, if you’re sn 80 year old billionaire and you marry a go- go dancer 50 years younger than you with no prenup, then you’re an idiot. And pathetic.

R2 Read the article - CA laws are on Geffen's side in this divorce.

Big bulge helped bridge the 50-year age gap.

I am shocked that a marriage between a 30-year-old and an 80-year-old didn't work out!

The go-go dancer husband is hot.

If these two lovebirds can't make it last, I guess I should give up all hope.

R3 oh ok 😂. I was like I ain’t never known no successful Jew to that be THAT foolish with finances no matter how dickmatized. No Sir. I’m not r2 btw.

“I love you, Dad, I mean David!” “THAT’S IT! NEVER AGAIN! I’M DONE!”

Any nudes out there of Donovan ?

So the question is - does he get any alimony?

Nice gig if you can get it. David's not decrepit. He's still relatively fit.

It's not like a sexual Fear Factor episode like the one Melania has to face every evening, trying not to hurl as she undoes Trump's dirty diapers to satisfy his mangled micropenis. Wincing, shuddering and trying to swallow down the little bits of vomit that comes up in her mouth.

Seriously no prenup? That old queen must be going senile.

I hope they get back together, but there you go, I'm just an old romantic.

Brandon or whoever will be lucky if he keeps whatever he came into the relationship with.

Hell, when it's all concluded, judge and ordered, he may be required to pay Geffen.

judged^

The posters who are saying he'll get absolutely nothing are probably just jealous. If Geffen didn't give him money during the marriage, then he'll probably give him a nice severance check to go away quietly. I doubt that hot guy is going to work again.

I remember when Geffen posted the photo at R4 on instagram and within an hour people figured out who his husband was and roasted him. Geffen made his instagram private soon after that.

r10 yes, he did porn.

r10 his porn here

It’s so sad when a man can’t find his true love.

David is generous. His going-away settlement will be in the 20-30 million range. He'll also probably get a house out of the deal, in addition to the millions.

Hey, sometimes love doesn't work out. I'm sure David has found someone younger and fresher and is already planning his next move.

The hubby will move onto Barry Diller next

It's such a shame when these May/December marriages don't work out.

It would have worked out if Dave got the boy a few three flats to rent out.

What was the point in marrying him?? This is clearly a boy-toy.

It sounds like it was some sort of business arrangement.

When a 30 year old marries an 80 year old, odds are he isn't marrying the guy for his body. Prenup or not, securities and bonds not counting as income, there were some financial incentives, or I'm a monkey's uncle.

the younger of the two has a dead expression in his eyes

So many cynics on this thread... it's sad to see true love die

true love of money, I am for it. American money. Real money.

Richard Gere’s revenge.

The gigolo didn't murder Geffen so this goes in the winning column.

He’s going back to Cher

Does David like big hipped English roses?

Consider how colossally huge $8.7 Billion is. They were married for two years. If David were to keep 99.5% of his fortune, and give his aging go-go dancer ex just a piddly half of 1%...

... that's still $43.5 million.

Not too shabby!

He will get spousal support for a year. Geffen has been technically retired for over 15 years so he has no income from working, just investments which are considered separate property in California.

No doubt the spousal support will be great but not as big of a financial windfall that people think.

Couldn't Geffen have found someone equally hot without the porn background?

Prenup isn't the issue. An NDA is. Everyone will be fine coming out of this. Fear not, poors.

His head was over his heels but at least he didn't end up in a fridge.

I was acquainted with his first boy toy ex. Jeremy Lingvall. He never mentioned gender but he was an ok guy. Definitely set for life, always going out on sailboats and whatnot.

What an old fool Geffen became.

You don’t marry your escorts.

There's no fool like an old fool!

At least he has a trade to fall back on.

Clearly he's a gold digger...now, if you were friends with David, do you tell him that he's making a mistake and the guy only wants $$$? How would you protect your friend in a situation like that?

You mind your own damned business, R44. You know nothing about the husband.

R44, you can’t. Your friend will just get angry at you.

I’m sure over dinner they discussed world affairs.

They must have had so much in common. I’m quite distraught!

[quote] Clearly he's a gold digger...now, if you were friends with David, do you tell him that he's making a mistake and the guy only wants $$$? How would you protect your friend in a situation like that?

Just because I admit it doesn't mean it's a good thing about me - I'm jaded; cynical, enough to think that friends in your billionaire cohort see acquiring, at cost, young adult bodies and company is just another expenditure and not a cause for concern that compels you to try to "warn" or save your friend.

Hell, there may even be a competing aspect to it among billionaire friends.

And that goes for gay, straight, bi, furry, married to your AI, animal mineral and vegetable billionaire behavior.

Lots more info in the original thread.

"Brandon Foster" (his nom de porn) did exactly two gay videos, and was a total trade top (no kissing, rimming, sucking, or bottoming.) He did Chaturbate solos shows and shows with females. So ... very unlikely to be gay.

The soon to be exact has a weird shaped mouth.

I guess that’s why Geffen liked him.

Marc Jacobs is another one who is always with escorts.

Ask Donald Trump - you get a nice piece of ass and you get to call all the shots. I'm just surprised he married him.

Oh well - gold diggers and users have no determined sexual orientation.

You can't make a ho into a housewife

Is romance dead…?

Geffen probably realised he could do better. That guy is so average and dead-eyed. The pic of them together on the boat looks like a scene from Get Out.

[quote]When a 30 year old marries an 80 year old, odds are he isn't marrying the guy for his body.

Let's hope when any couple at any age marry, they're not marrying each other for their bodies, but for love of one another. If you're marrying someone for their looks/body, that's going to be a very short and disappointing marriage.

r50 He kissed in both his Randy Blue videos, including post-cum when the bottom had cum in his mouth

And here he is fingering himself on webcam

^ That's my boy!

[quote]No doubt the spousal support will be great but not as big of a financial windfall that people think.

Presumably more than he'd make by his own devices, if not necessarily more than he deserves.

He's 82. He needs a dedicated Filipino caregiver, not a husband.

Maybe he has a very fun personality!

[quote] He's 82. He needs a dedicated Filipino caregiver, not a husband.

Now that Chrissy Metz has moved to Tennessee maybe he can hire her old assistant Pon.

R9 we’re on grandpapa territory, not dad.

Divorced you say? Single again you say?

I should go over to poor David's house with a casserole - he'll probably need a shoulder to cry on.

He's so deliciously - I mean devastatingly vulnerable right now. He needs my support.

I'm a giver - what can I say?

His 32 year old 'former' husband is delicious in this video. If I were 82, I wouldn't mind waking up next to him every morning to start my day.

The bf should pull a "Hit 'Em Up Style"

[quote] The posters who are saying he'll get absolutely nothing are probably just jealous.

Thank you for weighing in, fourteen-year-old girl.

[quote]I’m sure over dinner they discussed world affairs.

Proust, the medieval era, string theory, Foucault... no topic was off-limits at those scintillating dinners.

[quote] Clearly he's a gold digger...now, if you were friends with David, do you tell him that he's making a mistake and the guy only wants $$$?

This is how we can tell you're a gay man who has watched too many soap operas.

"Sue Ellen, he's just after your money!"

I just would like to know how this whole thing went down. Did the porn star not put out because why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Did he not want to live in sin with David? Did the porn star keep dating others because "I don't see no ring on this finger!"?

So many questions.

r64=Connie Casserole

R71 - I work fast.

Now get out of my way - a man's waiting for me - and my tasty hot dish!

Yoohooo - I'm coming David!

There are whispers some deep shit is about to hit the fan involving the current turd on trial. Anyways a 30 yr black Millenial/Gen z husband wouldn’t be a good look if it all goes to trial.

R38, the fact that he was dumb enough to marry this young boy already proves that he’s not in his right mind and is fucked.

[quote]Anyways a 30 yr black Millenial/Gen z husband

Oh, dear x2.

Does anyone else smell inspiration? Just me?

Too bad Peter Thiel is a white supremacist

Tell me David Geffen and Jeff Bezos are not the same person?

Geffen seems always to have prided himself on being the smartest person in any room, but unless he's outsmarting everyone once again, I should think he might have done much better. He might have bought his now husband a good property or two, made a bank transfer, and established a nice allowance.

It could be as simple as two narcissists conning each other into believing they were the ideal couple, and then turning on each other when they got too lazy to keep up the pretense.

Is anyone familiar with alimony and pre-nups in England after the 10 year mark?

Asking for a friend.

Maybe David didn't want him to inherit his fortune.

[quote] Tell me David Geffen and Jeff Bezos are not the same person?

One key difference is their philanthropy. Geffen has given a lot of money away, and not just to Boy Toys.

R11 TDS

R77, you forgot sadist.

Guy has a pretty gaping hole for a top.

But I respect his game. He has the body and dick that a billionaire craved and parlayed that into a luxe life for a least a little while, and little indefinitely.

I hope he saved his allowance.

i'm sure he saved and invested wisely

HOney, it's got to be his personality or maybe his cock sucking skills.

I know whores like this, the way they just pour it on when they see a rich target...one person I know, is like this rich person's clown or monkey. He lives in a nice apt provided by that rich man and he's gotta clear his schedule when rich guy visits, go out with him and make him laugh, have a good time....a monkey, a clown basically.

[quote] the fact that he was dumb enough to marry this young boy already proves that he’s not in his right mind and is fucked.

correct. You 'keep' your boytoys. You don't 'marry' them. Doh!!!!

Geffen is a bottom, I believe. (A friend “dated” him back in the day.)

[QUOTE]Clearly he's a gold digger...now, if you were friends with David, do you tell him that he's making a mistake and the guy only wants $$$? How would you protect your friend in a situation like that?

This is a concern for the "average" very elderly person who may not be compos mentis due to some form of dementia. A new "caretaker" could easily gain trust and completely deplete them of any funds and even get them to sign over their house, leaving them high and dry. It happens in romantic and non-romantic relationships if the elderly person is largely alone. This is the only situation where I might/would intervene (how, I have no idea -- a call to social services or the police?)

Anyway, Geffen isn't the average elderly person. I assume he's surrounded by staff, security, and lawyers who can protect him if need be. And the money is probably irrelevant-- $50M is peanuts to a multi-billionaire. The pride is probably relevant, but he's had these sorts of arrangements since he was a young and not too attractive guy, so it's all probably run-of-the-mill.

R89 you sound jealous.

[quote] Brandon or whoever will be lucky if he keeps whatever he came into the relationship with.

Mr. Donovan will do just fine. He has enough information to ruin Geffen's image. Info that is worth at least $25 million

Besides, he has marketable skills to secure his future.

gee, I wonder what went wrong with the marriage? How long did they date before marriage?

Warren Buffett has been named as the co-respondent.

Is Calvin Klein single? Asking for a friend

Bill Belichick is watching this very closely.

Jordon Hudson better keep David Armstrong's phone number in her 'favorites' contact list.

[quote]There are whispers some deep shit is about to hit the fan involving the current turd on trial. Anyways a 30 yr black Millenial/Gen z husband wouldn’t be a good look if it all goes to trial.

Which David is being whispered about being linked to the trial ? Geffen or Armstrong ? I hope Diddy has had a taste of that morsel named Armstrong when he was hiring male escorts.

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^ WEHT the football player?

Did he find another daddy?

Really, Geffin is somewhat a nice guy. But he is really an aging homosexual and look at him, no young stud would desire him not knowing who he was. So Geffin falls for some street half-breed, and I am not being bitchy here, but look at him: ordinary, no background. And ibg dicks are a dime a dozen in Geffin's world world. Why would he marry? He came off stupid on this one. He did, for a short while, have a nice home in Bridgehampton, nice people around him.

Barbra was on the phone with Jason early this morning. "Jason ! Are you sitting down ? Guess who's single again and asking about you ?"

Won't somebody please think about the children!

r37 With some of these wealthy gays, being with someone who has done porn is some sort of status symbol. Sort of like having a super model as a wife even though there are women far more beautiful than supermodels.

Geffen was handsome when young, I don't know why he didn't keep up. He has the wealth.

David Geffen is fucking 82 years old, R107. You think having money can reverse that? How clueless are you?

Girlfriend be TRIPPIN

R108, mine did.

- Barbra

r108 He is overweight. There are elderly men with decent bodies.

I’m always confused by these situations. We all love eye candy, but by that age one should have the emotional maturity to go after someone with more depth. You can always pay an escort for hot sex.

Many years ago, Geffen was whispered to be seeing Ken Ryker as a paid escort and wanted to keep him exclusively. I heard they went exclusive for a while, but Ken couldn't get it up after a few months with him and the relationship fell apart. I'm sure Ken was well paid back then. Ken was a true stud in every way compared to this guy, who is hot but not the hottest around. Maybe this guy was good at organizing 3 ways and was above average intelligence and interesting/fun to be around, at least for 18 months.

Nobody has sex with David Geffen for free, not since the 70's.

The important question. How well did David's 80+ bussy hold up against a young virile thirty something? Or did David have one of those rejuvenation surgeries.

It seems like it would be an ideal job for a college student who got a later start and isn't into the typical party scene of 18-22 year olds, or a grad student. They'd receive excellent funding and there'd be the understanding that it's short term. Geffen could even have interesting adult conversations with them. But as r112 points out, he's probably heavily stymied emotionally.

Where is the young people’s stamina these days. Geffen’s on his last legs and can probably not even get it up anymore…stick it out a few more years for the big paycheque!!!

r50 The man has gay face. Give it a rest. He is gay or maybe bi.

[Quote] We had so much in common. We both like soup, snow peas…. We could sit and talk, or not talk, for hours, and still find things to not talk about.

Donovan loved him! It was true love!

Harold and Claude

At a certain point, you run out of things to talk about especially if you have nothing in common in the first place

Like all super old men who marry young hotties Geffen was looking for a nursemaid until death and must have realized this guy wasn’t going to play that role. He chose unwisely.

Yeah, I don’t think he needs a nursemaid. He’s got plenty of staff.

I don't do nursing

Well - he must have been incredibly charming and fun to be around. Nothing else adds up.

It's fun to be with younger guys who are experiencing new things and are still excited by life. But that's not a reason to get married.

At the end of the day, everybody has a deep-seated desire to be loved and feel love. I don't think it ever goes away. And David, despite his success, had a lifetime of insecurities that - even though you can see a therapist for it - they never really go away.

What I don't understand is the pattern of porn stars. He could be setup with thousands of younger, handsome and willing partners - but the 'pay for it' provides all the control.

[quote]Well - he must have been incredibly charming and fun to be around. Nothing else adds up.

This must be a contender for the most frauish statement on DL

R106 👏 👏 👏.

the older gent got to experience a hot time with a much younger stud, and the stud walks away with millions.

win/win

he married him coz of his cock sucking skills! what else could it be?

R126 - well, frau it may be - but he has a decades long history of being with porn stars and escorts. So a paid hot guy with a decent sized dick isn't anything remotely new.

He never married any other porn stars or whores - or anyone else really - so there must be something special. He's a good looking guy and a great body - but he doesn't blow you away in the looks department and his dick is very nice, but nobody is bookmarking it or writing others to spread the news.

Sometimes I will never understand DL. All the discussion of porn and porn stars, and many of you have shared your stories about your slutty past, but you draw the line at marrying an alledged escort?

Under California’s community property law he’s not entitled to much. Maybe Geffin didn’t ask for one because he didn’t want the gogo dancer to become aware of the fact. He will receive a decent sum to buy silence, but no billion dollar payday.

anything over $1 million is more than most of make in 2 years and he could then actually find a job and keep that as a nest egg, well played player!

[quote]He will receive a decent sum to buy silence

What’s he going to reveal, that Geffen likes it up the ass? They let that cat out of the bag sort of ipso facto by being in a relationship to begin with.

As long as he doesn’t fall into the Nick Gruber Meth Hole….

Here’s a tip R10 - try typing “Donovan Michaels nude” into one of the many search engines out there. There’s one called “Google” that can be helpful for finding stuff.

How is Calvin Klein these days? Still looking for much younger guys?

Well, these days, that's 99 percent of males r137.

I certainly hope they’ll return the toaster I sent as a wedding gift.

I need a nursemaid with a ten inch dick

[quote] Sometimes I will never understand DL. All the discussion of porn and porn stars, and many of you have shared your stories about your slutty past, but you draw the line at marrying an alledged escort?

Because gay men are men and still have the have fun with the whore but don’t marry them.