Melania is missing!

I bet that big fat black lady statue in Times Square had something to do with this.

If I was the First Whore, I'd pay someone to make it disappear.

I expect this statue to start showing up at state dinners and events, cause we all know the real bitch don't do that shit.

And of course the cult will demand that everybody declare that it's the real first lady and if not, you're just a hater and an enemy of the people.

I hope it was ground up. Stupid ungrateful mail order bride.

I think she did it. Look at it for Christ's sake. It looks like an overweight 19th century peasant woman in a babushka.

Is this the statue where she's nude and fingering her twat, like in the photo?

No, but that should be the replacement r6. In fact, I think she'd prefer it.

She's never looked better!

I don't really care. Do you?

The statue got a genius Visa to the US

R10, that made me laugh, thank you, I needed that.

I'm glad the AP offered a clarification. Was this a swipe at her?

[QUOTE]The replica bronze statue has no obvious resemblance with the first lady.

Anyone checked the Tiffanys security office?