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The new Mission Impossible just premiered at Cannes. Tom has four shirtless scenes, including one where he is described as wearing only “tiny boxer briefs” to show off his buff, albeit 62 year old, bod.
Get ready gurls. You’re getting Tom Cruise for Memorial Day.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 16, 2025 4:43 PM |
OP we always include reference links in posts such as this. How embarrassing - do better.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 16, 2025 11:38 AM |
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 16, 2025 12:13 PM |
This is even more exciting than seeing John Lithgows penis on the big screen!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 16, 2025 12:32 PM |
It’s time to put Tiny Tom Cruise and his Olmec face to pasture.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 16, 2025 12:56 PM |
First and Second MI - yes. This MI with old ass Tom, no thanks. Keep the clothes on. It looks desperate.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 16, 2025 1:48 PM |
He has a weird body. He's toned (not ripped), but kind of lumpy.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 16, 2025 4:01 PM |
Please Miss Cruise, put ur clothes back on, u look really fucking desperate!!
Your 2nd face in 2001 during the divorce proceedings against Nicole was the best face u had!
You were attempting to be a "controlling asshole" but u were HOTT to look at: I wanted to Fuck u then.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 16, 2025 4:37 PM |
🤢
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 16, 2025 4:39 PM |
Cannes? Really?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 16, 2025 4:42 PM |
I know from the “tiny boxer briefs” that OP is quoting the Fail.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 16, 2025 4:43 PM |
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