The icon turns 59 today and is set to resume her successful Vegas residency - her second in six years - next week. She is also set to receive the American Music Awards ICON award and perform on the show on Memorial Day.
Go away.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 16, 2025 11:11 AM |
🎂🎁🎊🙌🏽🎈
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 16, 2025 11:21 AM |
I hope she performs the hit/TikTok viral “Someone To Call My Lover.”
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 16, 2025 11:38 AM |
I heard that Janet's favorite person in the entire world, Donald Trump, will present the award to her on Memorial Day, along with the Congressional Medal of Honor.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 16, 2025 11:50 AM |
I heard she wasn't really black.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 16, 2025 11:58 AM |
Her former employee, Jennifer Lopez, will be hosting the AMAs.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 16, 2025 2:11 PM |
Who's that eatin' that nasty fruit? Nasty boys!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 16, 2025 2:22 PM |
Will she be getting her boobies out?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 16, 2025 2:42 PM |
^Aww, it took you that long to create photoshop so cheap and SO obviously fake.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 16, 2025 3:39 PM |
R8’s video displays the pop culture power of Janet’s “Nasty.” The track also inspired the name of a WWF tag team, an ‘80s TV series, and it went viral during the 2016 presidential campaign when Dump called Hillary a “nasty woman” during a debate.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 16, 2025 3:42 PM |
We don’t know her.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 16, 2025 3:47 PM |
OP, the ‘80s called and wants your thread title back.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 16, 2025 3:56 PM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 16, 2025 3:57 PM |
She's going to play Mary in the reboot of 227.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 16, 2025 3:59 PM |
I hear she is up for the lead in the biopic of Nanette Fabray… 😈😈😈
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 16, 2025 6:19 PM |
I wish she had've taken the role of Storm in X-Men, but she had commitments to her Velvet Rope tour at the time.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 16, 2025 6:22 PM |
Wait, I thought Madonna’s birthday is in August…
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 16, 2025 6:28 PM |
CONTROL! I eat what I want! CONTROL! I'm never gonna stop! CONTROL! I've got to eat it all! CONTROL! Now my cholesterol has gone up!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 16, 2025 9:01 PM |
^Eh…you tried.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 16, 2025 11:22 PM |
Marchioness of Metformin
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 17, 2025 11:56 AM |
Queen
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 17, 2025 1:21 PM |
She's always welcome to come back and make more commercials for us.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 17, 2025 1:35 PM |
Can't wait to see her perform again on TV. Her last performance in 2018 at the Billboard Awards was iconic.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 17, 2025 2:37 PM |
I heard she wasn't really talented.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 17, 2025 3:36 PM |
Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis made her sound good.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 17, 2025 3:46 PM |
But what have they done for her lately?
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 17, 2025 3:51 PM |
Looks like she's campaigning for one of this year's TRUMP (formerly Kennedy) Center Honors.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 17, 2025 4:18 PM |
[quote]The icon turns 59 today and is set to resume her successful Vegas residency - her second in six years - next week.
I heard it’s canceled due to Janet gaining too much weight.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 17, 2025 8:27 PM |
Her pussy stinks worse than the stalls at Neverland!
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 17, 2025 8:40 PM |
She looks great.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 17, 2025 8:41 PM |
R31 the riverboats were all booked, I had to perform somewhere!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 17, 2025 9:13 PM |
Guess that's right. Plus it's not State Fair season yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 17, 2025 9:17 PM |
R37 I’m 50! 50 years old!
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 18, 2025 2:40 AM |
Fat bitch. Queen of Pop Tarts is more like it.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 18, 2025 2:43 AM |