Psychopath Kristi Noem Planning Reality Show Where Migrants Compete for Citizenship

Kristi is determined to be a STAR!

I'd watch. Especially the toilet bowl scrubbing round.

Ghouls, grafters and skanks

I will personally boycott any company that advertises on this show, the network that carries it, any other network affiliated with that one, and any company that advertises on other shows on those networks.

Of course, I'm not in the market for term life insurance, reverse mortgages, most pharmaceuticals, or a My Pillow. So it should be easy.

Makes Palin look wholesome….

Too ugly for tv

What happens to the losers?

The losers are appointed to a cabinet position, DUI HIRES.

They get sent to Philadelphia

Just when I think they can't stoop any lower...

Performative cunt

Mrs. Obama was wrong. "When they go low, we go high" doesn't work with magats who have no low.There is no basement. No depth literally and figuratively.

I'd watch a reality show where Kristi Noem is torn apart by a pack of rabid dogs.

This rancid twat sent a gay man with no criminal record to a gulag in El Salvador

poor cricket. done in by a wig wearing ghoul.

“We’re gonna have you do hard work in the fields, doncha know!”

There should be a reality tv show where people hunt for Kristi Noem and the whoever kills her first gets 1 billion dollars.

I still can't believe this isn't from the Onion.

Like something from Network

This is not satire, this is hell. Hell has been percolating for a while and now it is spilling over. All the demons are loose. Who kills the family dog named 🦗 and boasts of it.

She is definitely a puffy faced hell beast

R19, Kristi is Faye on meth after she's had sex with her brother for years. She's nuts!

Not migrants

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

You’re adorable r23, truly.

Fuck YEAH r4. I will boycott the fucking shit out of each and every company tied to this show, and I have a vendetta against these people, so I’ll carry it to the fucking grave. I’m a bitter cunt now, just looking for reasons with them. They are as evil as it gets if you haven’t figured it out yet.

R14. I was thinking about him today and googled. Nothing new for the past month. Forgotten.

If you need a video summary…

If this goes ahead then America will have literally become Idiocracy.

We can then expect the number one box office hit of the year to be a movie called Ass. "And that's all it was for ninety minutes"...

R23's pussy smells like vomit.

Yeah, R12, I don’t think that line has aged well. Sadly.

These days I much prefer Symone Sanders Townsend's update:

[bold]"When they go low, sometimes ya gotta kick 'em."[/bold]

She shouldn’t be allowed to live here

An American Squid Game where the only one still alive at the end is allowed to stay.

Unlike her patriarch, mine came here in the 1600s to escape a king.

Well, it's a pretty disgusting state of affairs.

But then what did people expect would happen when a sleazy former Reality TV star became President of the United States?

It's hardly going to be worse than 90 day fiance

Where's Arnie when you need him?

I honestly assumed it was an April Fools article from last month. Americans love Trump for two reasons. First, he hates the same people he does. Second, he makes daily life an exciting tv show for them.

She’s a whore

What a nice distraction from the murdering and human rights violations

" Here's your host..... Kimberly Guilfoyle!"

SECOND CLASS Citizenship.

So she's planning a presidential run?

This is some Hunger Games bs

This is a horrible disgusting idea, but.

This would likely humanize any of the contestants, showing how bizarre and cruel and arbitrary our immigration system is.

There is no indication that these people are not “legal” like asylum seekers or green card holders. If they choose true “illegals,” the whole thing would backfire because people would see that they are mostly decent people trying to survive.

They can service her new plane.

^ Didn't the Democrats expose that she's spending more money than allocated by Congress?

I think she is the most reprehensible member of this admin, and that is saying a WHOLE hell of a lot.

R43, you may have a point there. It would be hilarious to see Noem's plan backfire in her face. She would meltdown like the Wicked Witch of the West.

This is a joke, right? Someone is trolling us.

Their strategy is to keep the left perpetually outraged, distracting from their own grifting.

If this abomination ever were produced, there would be no winners. Any migrant declared one would be sent on an all expenses paid one way trip to some hell hole as soon as the show was over.

We're living in a John Waters film.

If the migrants, lose they get deported. But if they win, Noem is fed to an alligator.

Reality Shows have always been about cruelty. So it fits right into the current administration's policies.

R49 While "distraction" is part of it, the grift is hardly hidden. I am astonished about how explicit they all are about there own avarice and corruption.

Distraction = entertainment for their cult members and trolling the Other. I am so fucking exhausted with our governance just another episode of a really bad reality TV show.

Produced by CANADIAN Rob Worsoff (Worse off?). He needs to be expelled from the country and see how he likes it.

A cynical part of me thinks he may have created this in order to stay in the US.

Who would go on to a show like this where only 1 person will get 'fast-tracked' and the rest what - deported?

Stupid, insulting and dangerous.

Wait till they start televised executions.

WaPo reporting today that this might really happen. These people are despicable.

The psychopaths truly are in charge. Masks off and everything.

[quote] This is a horrible disgusting idea, but. This would likely humanize any of the contestants, showing how bizarre and cruel and arbitrary our immigration system is. There is no indication that these people are not “legal” like asylum seekers or green card holders. If they choose true “illegals,” the whole thing would backfire because people would see that they are mostly decent people trying to survive.

R43 I'd like to think you're right about this, but I just can't believe that the administration would allow any edits that would humanize these poor people and inspire any compassion for them. Granted, the administration is full of bungling and incompetent morons, but one thing they are disgustingly effective at is these hateful tactics toward migrants. (The other thing they're good at is the endless grifting.)

Maybe Democrats need to get less classy. We laughed at Trump delaying stimulus checks so he could sign his name, and I saw multiple interviews with (not super bright) working class types says that was why they were voting for him.

We like to think people see through blatant pandering and maudlin appeals. Maybe they do, but they still vote for the panderers.

America's Next Top Immigrant - hosted by Tyra Banks

R61, it reminds me of when Tyra pretended to be homeless for a day.

R57, paste the article in an archive.ph site and post it here, because I just looked in the Washington Post and didn't see a thing. There are too many fake stories floating around DL these days.

TIA

[quote]McLaughlin added that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi L. Noem has not reviewed the proposal.

Thanks, R64. The WaPo must have a search engine like DLs, because I looked for Noem and didn't find it.

That said, where can I find a bridge to jump off of?

You're welcome, r65. I just googled: Washington Post Kristi Noem.

A game show where people compete for citizenship was part of the plot of the stop-motion movie Metropia (2009). Maybe she's a cinephile?

ICE Barbie is a cunt!

And the Christian slut and adulteress fucked Corey Lewandowski?

Ice Cunt

She gets uglier every time I see her. She is especially revolting in profile, where her mismatched lips (thin, untreated upper and monstrously plumped lower) are most obvious.

"They tried to sneak it in the budget at the last minute and Lauren Underwood called the Coast Guard out on it! "