Caption this photo of Granny and Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies

Deader than roadkill.

Jethro, what are you doing with the sausage I made? That there’s for the biscuits and gravy.

Quite big…tits!

Jethro, I believe you done got one of Ellie Mae’s critters stuck in your drawers!

That Chatterbox episode of the Nanny. Another backdoor pilot that failed.

Our kin's always had low-slung taters.

Granny's fixin' to ride!

He’s a’waitin’ on Mrs. Drysdale…

Come on baby let's wrestle

Just realized Dolly’s model was Elly May

A wonderful Irene Ryan story!

My mother used to be the P.A. for Nancy Kulp back in the day when good ol Nance had the dough for a P.A. (post Parent Trap). Anyway, Nance had just gone through a very rigorous audition process in order to get the role of Ms. Jane Hathaway, on what would become the landmark televison series "The Beverly H illbilly's". She was assigned a dressing room with an actress she had never heard of named one Ms. Irene Ryan. Well, Nance and Irene got along famously from the get go, though, apparantly, Nance was apprehensive about letting Irene know about her diggin the ladies, seeing as how Irene was 86 at the time, Nance suspected she might not take to kindly to having a lady co-star who liked to shave other gals Hams.

Well, how funny was it when after a long day of shooting, Irene packed up the castor oil and bag of hair that she always had with her and left the lot for the day. Nance thought that she had free reign of the trailer for the rest of the evening and invited a delightful Nubian extra named Puma into her trailer for some dinner and some hot finger fucking !!! Well no sooner had our girl Nance gotten up to her shoulder in Puma's girl than Irene walked in, Nance told my mom that she was caught "black handed" by dear granny herself. Well, Nance was ashamed and had it not been for her damned collatta ring gett ing caught on some of Puma's internal lady skin she would have had her arm out of her in an instant. Irene just looked at the tw o of them in their "compromising position" and chuckled. You could have knocked Nance over with a feather. Apparantly, she was bright red so Irene soothed her fears and told her not to worry, she was totally cool with the fact that Nance liked to bump waffles and then proceeded to lift up her skirt and show her the tiniest pair of balls that Nance had ever seen (granted, Nance probably didn't see too many balls in her day, but still). Irene then explained that while she was all lady, she happened to have be en born with a pair of vestigal testicals right underneath her clitoris.

Ever since then Irene and Nance remained busom pals til Irene's death in 1974 and Nance never revealed her secret, except to a few close personal friends. Now that is friendship!! !

Hi, AI

The Dicktamization of Granny.

That's not AI.

Miss Jane! Miss Jane! Miss Jane!

Donna was really sucking her gut in there! I see that so much in Sixties cheesecake photos.

Is that a hog jowl in your pants or are you just happy to see me?!?

R11, the only problem with the story is that Irene was 59 when she started filming BH.

Irene Ryan was 60 when "Beverly Hillbillies" started, R11.

Oink.

Or was she 58 11/12?

My mom was on the next stall to Irene Ryan—the women’s room at the Turf Club—Hollywood Park racetrack

Can you spare a square?

The Beverly Hillbillx.

r11 We've heard variations on that story many, many times before.

Irene Ryan was born in October 1902, so she would have been 59 when she started filming BH episodes.

Irene was 70 when she died on April 26, 1973.

Now I know you really are "family" - "schLONGs" are a family trait...

Holy moly! I just watched the episode on YouTube and that is some impressive meat. Go to the 5:11 and 18:38 marks in the video to get an eyeful.

I always coveted Jethro's sideburns

How to Get Away With a Murderous Schlong

—Cumming this Fall, on CBS

Something something armadiller

Posters are dissecting the accuracy of a Bonnie Mace story?

Max was such a hot guy.

No doubt he could be huge, but are you guys really seeing it based solely on the underwear moments in the video? He's not that bulgy. One angle looks pretty big. Another angle looks like sack and small dick bump (the bump, not necessarily the dick).

Daddy Baer!

Gizzards!

I’ll scare us up a mess of vittles!

Is the woman on the left breathing?

I ain't seen somethin' that big since my pet donkey Otis!

"You're showing more meat than a butcher's window".

1. Ellie May's not necessarily sucking in her gut, her tits are just huge cones that overshadow the silhouette.

2. He may be packing anyway but those shorts are also ridiculously tight.

3. So-Fi was Hollywood Park racetrack? That's super cool, I love old LA stories.

Weren’t those the days where Barbara Eden’s bellybutton threw the censors in a tizzy? I guess they were somehow able to overlook a strapping man’s junk being displayed in a tight pair of white short-shorts.

Ellie Mae has torpedo tits.

Another photoshop fake, not good enough to be AI.

Give me a man who is handsome and strong

Someone who's stalwart and steady

Give me a night that's romantic and long

And give me a month to get ready

Now I could waylay some aging roué

And persuade him to play in some cranny

But it's hard to believe I'm being led astray

By a man who calls me granny

R42 missed the video at R26.

“An actual illustration of who’s posting on DL right now. Left to right: random frau spreading her frauey ideas on a gay forum; gay guy obsessed with Condoleezza Rice; 23 year old lesbian.”

"Just realized Dolly's model was Elly May"

That Bodine dick has been in a lot tight places.

He was married for five years, divorced his wife in the '70s and has remained unmarried since. No known children to speak of.

In Cheryl Crane’s excellent memoir, Detour, she told of dating Max and how kind he was to her. And understanding and cool when she told him she thought he was gay. Also he was very supportive/protective around all the drama related to her killing her mother’s boyfriend.

^…when she told him SHE might be gay (not that he was gay)

[quote] seeing as how Irene was 86 at the time

R11, Irene Ryan died in 1973 at age 70.

Only on DL would there be a made up story about Granny Clampett. Never change, bitches! 🤣🤣🤣🤣