Sailors Are NOT Sex Toys, Cautions U.S. Navy 👨‍✈️⚓

[quote]bachelorette with a braying laugh playing grab ass...

Written by DLer because no one but a DLer would use "braying laugh" to describe a woman, no matter how irritating her laugh is.

Sailors are very willing sex toys -at least the ones I've met!

And god bless 'em!

I

DON'T

BRAY!

The Fleet Week sailors in NYC are not much to look at. Gene Kelly they are not.

OP's intro has the aura of a good Tennessee Williams short story...

I’ll grab his ass any time i want

Don’t toy with me about sailors! I use my Fleet Enema every time they are in port.

I live in a Navy town. The sailors love to get their cocks sucked and have their butt cheeks rubbed. If no one else is around they drop to their knees in a heartbeat.

Sure, could be housewives, could be marauding gay biker gangs?

I seem to remember a Fleet Enema troll.

[quote] Sailors Are NOT Sex Toys, Cautions U.S. Navy 👨‍✈️⚓

The HELL they aren't!

[quote]Written by DLer because no one but a DLer would use "braying laugh" to describe a woman, no matter how irritating her laugh is.

I 100% thought the same thing the second I stumbled upon it, R1. Totally random, unattributed IG find. I assume it was published in some wonderfully sleezy gay Portland rag [said with admiration and love]. I wish I knew more. If, by some miracle, authoress of this article, you survived the plague and you're on here, make yourself known so that our conclave of caftans can shower you with... admiration.

Plus, I love the thirst trap photo of the shirtless sailor. If this isn’t ENTRAPMENT nothing is.

[quote] Sailors Are NOT Sex Toys, Cautions U.S. Navy 👨‍✈️⚓

You're not the boss of me!

A sailor's not a plaything

A sailor's not a toy

But if you want him outed

Just give him to a boy..

[quote] many of these innocent, strapping young seamen

...many of these innocent, strapping young semen...

Fixed it for you.

Oh, yeah -- it's the [italic]women[/italic] the poor sailors have to worry about!!

The Kelly Bundy Warning.

[quote]If, by some miracle, authoress of this article, you survived the plague and you're on here, make yourself known so that our conclave of caftans can shower you with... admiration.

Written by William Steven Humphrey (who calls himself "Wm."), superannuated editor of the Portland Mercury and one of the most passive-aggressive people in a city full of them.

They just want to conga!

[quote]I live in a Navy town. The sailors love to get their cocks sucked and have their butt cheeks rubbed. If no one else is around they drop to their knees in a heartbeat.

^ Lyrics cut from the score of "South Pacific".

[quote] Oh, yeah -- it's the women the poor sailors have to worry about!!

Poor sailors? Lucky Men is more like it

But you get it SeniorLes and that is why we love you. Or why I love you

I once stitched this onto a throw pillow.

After one mint julip, I still found myself irresistibly drawn to the docks. But it was only to offer temporary shelter and sustenance to our brave boys.

Old enough to swab, old enough to slob my knob

Paradise for Lindz?. She goes directly to the bases, though.

I live in Jax Fl where there are bases all around. The BEST one used to be Cecil Field . US17 runs right along it,and in the 70s and 80s it was a prime stretch to pick up sailor dick. I cant tell you the number of young men I offered pleasure to and they willingly accepted . It was honestly like shooting fish in a barrel .

It’s overrated.

The only violent gay motorcycle gangs I can think of are in Mad Max movies.

Oh come on now.

THIS Navy?

Donald J. McRapestein's Navy?

In an America where No Means Yes and Yes Means Anal?

Seriously?

and military men make every effort not to be seen as one....

the walk

[quote]I live in Jax Fl where there are bases all around. The BEST one used to be Cecil Field . US17 runs right along it,and in the 70s and 80s it was a prime stretch to pick up sailor dick. I cant tell you the number of young men I offered pleasure to and they willingly accepted . It was honestly like shootin

YOU'RE KILLIN ME HERE, R26. I also live in Jacksonville, aka, The Paris of Northeast Florida. What are the chances? I'm a former Californian who moved out here for work. Thankfully, there are a surprisingly large amount of us (and NYers and other NEasters here.) Funnily enough, I don't live to far from Naval Air Station Jax and... well.. some cliches are true because... although it's all app-based now... NAS Jax is a primo source of NSA dick!!

WHORES!!!

[quote]Written by DLer because no one but a DLer would use "braying laugh" to describe a woman, no matter how irritating her laugh is.

I do NOT bray!

Did everyone gloss over the line "or a gay motorcycle gang chaining the muscled seafarer to a wall, taking turns licking his nipples'?

Where do these motorcycle gangs hang out? Asking for a friend.

R35 - Portland, apparently.

R36 - I don't have time to spare - where exactly in Portland?

Oh, yeah, Pulp Fiction also has a violent rapist gay biker.

[quote]Oh, yeah -- it's the [italic]women[/italic] the poor sailors have to worry about!!

Women sailors? [bold]YES PLEASE![/bold]

r39 is me, oops.

I ♡ women in uniform.

One more [dreamy sigh]

Over 40 responses and Blanche Devereaux has still not weighed in? Is this still Datalounge?

Shut up R32 !!! That is so fun !!! Yeah,I was actually born and raised here but beat feet as soon as I could and didnt come back for many years . I wish I never had ! You may find this hard to believe but it used to be a lot more accepting here towrds the gay community . There used to be several bars ( I think theres one left) and Riverside was the gayborhood . Of course in 1972 there were 250,000 people here and now its well north of a million . Jax Beach used to be a prime sailor pick up as well. I dont cruise or use the apps much anymore, if youve seen one etc . I do miss craigslist though. Got lots of local dick off there.

[quote]WHORES!!

FORNICATORS!

[quote]Sailors Are NOT Sex Toys

They can be if you play your cards right.

Yes, any would-be strumpets or common trollops can kindly refrain from seducing any of our nation’s dashing young servicemen. They’re probably all such nice boys they wouldn’t ever have any problems if it weren’t for such loose women trying to tempt them!

Now that I think about it, that was the plot of An Officer and a Gentleman...

Oh please. Those sailor sluts ask begging for it.

We’ll be the judge of that OP!

Nobody seems to have told the sailors this...

Shhhh! Don't tell these guys that they're not sex toys!

Nobody told the whores at ActiveDuty!

[quote] They just want to conga!

Or tap dance!

Reviving this thread, just because I can't believe I forgot to post this, the soundtrack in Miss Lindz's mind, whenever she thinks of sailors.

Sailors during NYC Fleet week have mostly been very disappointing. No young Pau Newman sighted.

R56, they’re always disappointing. Every year. Gawky and pimple faced. Not a Gene Kelly in the bunch.

How many Paul Newmans could be on one battleship?

I … really enjoyed that R54. Thank you.

Yes, it is hokey/corny but everyone seems in on it (even people in the comments). I miss that YouTube.

Brazen HUSSIES!

GAY MOTORCYCLE GANGS CHAINING UNSUSPECTING SAILORS TO THE WALL AND LICKING THEIR NIPPLES!

Sounds fucking HOT!

Is it "swallowing semen" or "swallowing seamen"???

same diff r61.

"In Russia, we sailors are not sex toys. We are dancers!"

They’re young, fit, and cleancut. That’s alone makes them hot. They are also desperate for sex

In this case it's seamen R61.

"I -- like ... 'hot sailors.'"

- "Mmm. Me too."

I like the Popeye type.

R56, you ARE R56!

R60 🎵… and we’re back on the chain gang 🎵

Different fantasy r69. hee, you're 69.

I’ve got a twenty that says they’re wrong.

Well NOW you tell me!

Miss Lindz likes.

I can’t unsee the haggar slacks

The Navy has nothing on those boys in the barracks. If you want a nice oral presentation, I suggest you start there.