Do you recommend any brands?
Not after my early, appalling encounter with a Sybian demonstration VHS tape.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 15, 2025 5:13 PM |
Not since they outlawed slavery.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 15, 2025 5:13 PM |
i love them
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 15, 2025 5:15 PM |
they look like hole destroyers to me
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 15, 2025 5:17 PM |
$700??? without taxes or shipping? Damn.
Also - how the hell do you hide that thing from visitors?
"Oh honey - you shouldn't leave your clothes hanging around on all your exercise equipment - let's put some of this stuff away. OH! OH! OH! Well, if I knew this was an option I never would have married your father!"
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 15, 2025 5:25 PM |
I *am* a fuck machine.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 15, 2025 5:28 PM |
Yes, best $500 I've spent.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 15, 2025 5:40 PM |
His name is Shaun& he has been my BF for the last 6 years. I don't own him yet, but we're still debating marriage.
I LOVE a versatile Gay man who can give it & take it hard!!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 15, 2025 5:46 PM |
I like being impaled on mine when I am on Meet The Press!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 15, 2025 5:58 PM |
I know when you're dead you shouldn't care but I would never want my loved ones to have to deal with that thing when I expire.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 15, 2025 6:01 PM |
Maybe they can use it to core watermelons.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 15, 2025 6:02 PM |
R10 - just put a boxing glove on the fisting attachment and make it look like a boxing workout machine.
Straight people are often clueless.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 15, 2025 6:18 PM |
Yes.
A Land Rover. After the warranty runs out, you’re fucked.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 15, 2025 7:01 PM |
Does marriage denote ownership?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 15, 2025 7:15 PM |
You have to split it exactly in half in the case of divorce. If not split 100% down the middle, the state government will fist you mercilessly. Just imagine Kristi Noem fisting you.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 16, 2025 12:31 AM |
R10
Us eldergays had a plan:
Generally, a friend always had a key to your place, and in the event of your death, the deal was that said friend would go to your place and remove anything embarrassing or illegal. Often, the deal was reciprocal between friends,.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 18, 2025 7:48 PM |
Bosch, with EcoSilence brushless motor. Bespoke from the KaDeWe secret catalog.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 18, 2025 7:53 PM |