Theo James’s Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue commercial is unleashed

And LPSG already has GIFs

He looks great.

But then there’s the woman. And there’s so much of her.

Over and over again.

Where was this filmed? As Tina Fey once said on 30 Rock, "I want to go to there."

Capri

I’m wet.

There's a difference between "wet" and "soggy", Mary.

He looks great, but there are a few scenes in which the white speedos were a bit baggy.

I know it's not pron, so it shouldn't be skin tight and giving VPL like some instaho looking for his next sugar daddy on Grindr. However, at some points, the speedos just seemed ill-fitting.

I love his skin color.

Mama's mussy is flapping like a hummingbird

There's a bigger collection of gifs and images at this link

what a fuckin stud!

Bella Capri & Bello Pene.

He's a tall drink of water, but where's the bulge?

Here’s more footage here

This is from DP Stuart Winecoff who is also extremely hot

He shot Troye Sivan’s Rush

Not sure if gay or straight (DPs are almost always straight men, it’s the butchest job on a film set.)

Gorgeous man

Meh - this is so cliche and so overdone. I feel like I've seen this same ad 1000 different times. Ooooh - hot man in white speedo that you can't see anything - THIS will get the internet talking!

Yet here you are

R16 - yes - I see a link with a post and I watch it and comment. Isn't that how the internet works?

No gay rumours on Theo?

Nada

R8 I won’t ask the color.

Isn't this just a retread of the ad with David Gandy? Seriously, everything seems to be the same except the models.

Yes, the motif is the brand and they don’t want to change the brand’s image, only slightly alter it

Look at how upset people got at White Lotus for dropping the melody

Imagine all the snatch he could get without even snapping his fingers. A regular pussy buffet.

What about mussy and bussy?

I know it's now all about pushing boundaries and shattering norms, which he does not, but how can Theo not be considered for the next Bond?

Amy Pascal is producing so she may go for a Bond that has a lot of sex appeal.

Why do they use these straight as a board female models. It's not sexy at all. When that woman is laying down her chest looks like a little boys. You can tell that a straight man had no part in casting this.

[quote] When that woman is laying down her chest looks like a little boys.

Intriguing.

But does any of it have anything to do with a scent ??

Of course not—that shit reeks like a teenage beer party in Bari.

Beautiful brown skin.

This guy's 40 years old and he looks like that.

want him to drool on me. followed by all other manner of exudations.

Expectorate, urinate or ejaculate?

R21 - exactly. Here's the one from 2010 with David Gandy, who looks a lot better in it.

But Gandy looks like he's packing even less in the speedo than Theo.

R36 - the water was COLD! There's SHRINKAGE!

I couldn't care less about his bulge or penis.

David is beautiful. And Theo is beautiful. It does need to be a contest.

Light Blue is a crap name for a fragrance, tho

^^n't

Mr Pamuk!