Our Sharon returns to the silver screen! As an action superstar!

I betcha Meryl Streep couldn't have played that role!

Will lightning strike twice?

The Sharonassaince has begun and I for one cannot wait to see Hollywood’s most legendary performer and stunning seductress cement her A-list status on the silver screen.

Summer is for blockbusters and beauty and no one can deliver both like Sharon Stone.

I hope she wears panties this time. I'm not as young as I used to be.

WHET Connie Nielsen? Yikes!

Well your nobody called today

She hung up when I asked her name well I wonder, does she think she's being clever?

You say nobody's after you, the fact is what you say is true

But I can love you like nobody can, even better

Honestly, I'd rather watch Sharon on screen than Nicole Kidman.

OP - I appreciate your cunty prose.

At first I thought you meant Sharon Osbourne.

Sharon Stone plus Bob Odenkirk could be fun.

If Sharon doesn’t have at least three near-death experiences from this film shoot, it will be severely disappointing.

Me too, R7. Bitch be cray, but I love her. And Kidman’s face and ratty Korean wigs disturb me.

Sharon who? A last name would be helpful

Sharon Gless, Rose

Sharon based her characterization on Emily Dickinson.

I'm nobody

Who are you?

Are you nobody too?

Then there's a pair of us!

When did Bob O become an action star??

Sharon Stone seems to make films that never get released.

She truly is BOX OFFICE POISON!

Elderly people as “tough guys”? Sure….

[quote] Sharon who? A last name would be helpful

For future reference, the moniker “Our Sharon” refers to only one Sharon, and that is DL icon, ageless beauty and incomparable talent Sharon Stone.

To infer “Our Sharon” refers to anyone else is an intellectual insult to the cultural achievements of one of the silver screen’s most legendary beauties who transcended the limits of celluloid and lit a passionate fuse that began in 1992 and remains just as incendiary and relevant today.

“Our Sharon” will return stardom to Hollywood and deliver glamour to an industry in desperate need of it.

In these times of need, audiences- and America - know there is one person - one paragon of pulchritude - who will deliver hope, optimism and scorching passion to this cynical world.

That person - that woman - is Sharon Stone.

R16 = Mr. Chynna Phillips

Sharon swore she was saying “arrivederci” to the U.S. after the unfortunate results of the last election. When you’re as successful as Sharon, it must take a long time to pack.

Don’t leave, Sharon! We need you now more than ever!

I thought the first Nobody was a cheap John Wick knockoff but I'll watch this for Sharon Stone.

Once Sharon seduces Bob Odenkirk with her melting ass, he won’t be able to resist her erotic charms.

Based on the trailer she aint in it much.

Won’t you join Sharon in her latest scorching escapade?

No because I hate these kind of movies.

With all respect, other than the almost-pussy shot in a movie, and the Vegas one, what films has she made. Doesn't seem a lot. Not of names known.

Some people are so insensitive. Lest one forget, Sharon lost possession of her refrigerator after her only slightly-suspicious mystery malady years ago.

Like a phoenix, she has returned afire, ready to mount the greatest comeback in Hollywood history.

What’s that siren song in the background? That’s the serenade of Oscar, Sharon. You two will dance soon.

You know the name of the movie is Casino, r25. You're not fooling anyone with your cunty "who is this woman" act.

She's a famous movie star and the fact that you don't like her is irrelevant.

Was her refrigerator literally taken out of her house?

Bravo, R27. A rube like R25 is impotent, obese with a shriveled penis.

Enjoy your second quart of Edy’s ice cream, R25.

She's remained quite famous over the decades despite a middling filmography. She definitely has star power.

I agree. When I saw her in that scene with Meryl in the Laundromat Sharon just wiped Streep off the screen.

r9 Forget Stone and Osbourne, Sharon Gless would be far more interesting in an action role. 😉😄

She really should have won the Oscar for Casino.

JLC and Sharon need to do a movie together.

[quote] JLC and Sharon need to do a movie together.

It would have to be a romantic comedy. Sharon will get a seven-inch surprise when James Lee takes his pants down.

Watch out, Sharon!

I really think Sharon should do a shot for shot remake of The Fan

I like that idea, r36. As long as her Broadway singing is horrendous and the stalker is extremely gay.

Sharon is great at being campy villains.

Catwoman and Basic Instinct 2 are bad but definitely watchable.

Sharon’s refrigerator would have never been repossessed if she had placed a sexy Sharon Stone refrigerator magnet on one of the doors.

Marvel at Sharon in her 1980s prime, crawling on all fours with her teased hair as all future Oscar nominees are want to do.

For only $8.98, you too can gaze longingly at Sharon as you prepare to quench your thirst with a frosty beverage. Be sure to get some extra ice. You’re going to need it. 🥵