Florence Henderson Serves Tang - and Cunt - In 1978

I love the bitchy way Henderson responds “hi” to her neighbor like, “what the fuck are you doing here?”

R1 "Oh, it's Joyce again. Fuck her!"

Her neighbor is a cunt, r1, barging in with her crotch dropping like that. What if Barry Williams was eating Flo’s pussy when that cow showed up.

That bitch is lucky Faye Dunaway wasn’t her neighbor, she would have smacked the dogshit out of both of them.

"What if Suzy won't drink it?"

"For fuck's sake, bitch, who's the parent here? Force it down Suzy's fucking throat if you don't want her to die of scurvy!"

That lazy bitch Carol Brady wasn’t going to do shit with those tomatoes. GUESS WHOSE JOB THAT IS?!?

"God damnit! I meant to put a lock on that gate last week."

"You really do drink Tang!"

"Are you really that stupid, Margie? It's Sunday morning and I'm on my back porch. It's a fucking mimosa, and no, you can't have any."

What a fucking moron that neighbor is. CPS should have been called on her stupid ass.

"It has a natural orange taste, even though it's just orange-dyed sugar sprayed with vitamins. Your precious Suzy will be bouncing off the walls in about 15 minutes."

Not iif Flo put a quaalude in her Tang, r9. That idiot mother isn’t smart enough to do that.

I like the way Florence pulls Susie close to her as soon as she sits down, as if to say, "I'll protect you from that dangerous drunk woman with the tomatoes."

I love her. She's the anti- Anita Bryant.

Her chicken’s got a certain Wessonality.

Tang. Wesson. Didn’t Shirley Jones get any endorsements in the 70s?

Wasn't Shirley Jones married to that Marty Engels nutcase back then?

Shirley's Vaseline commercials were banned.

Why doesn't the boy have any lines?

I have the diabeetus and no teef left. Thanks BITCH!

He knows better than to insert himself in the middle of those two cunts, r17. The bitch daughter could take a lesson.

Jeezus, Doris. The truckers on I-5 love lapping up my Tang. Get a clue, you dolt.

"I have to ensure the neighbor brat gets enough Vitamin C AND figure out what to do with two dozen unripe tomatoes?"

The boy did have a line, but "bitch better not drink all my Tang!" sounded a little dark.

The director liked the energy though.

I wish this had happened in Florida.

Flo could have stood her ground and shot the bitch.

Mike never wanted any of her 'tang at home.

That’s why she gave her Tang to Greg and his friends. Dirty bitch.

Alice, are those goddamn things ripe yet? And don't you roll your eyes in there! I can hear that!!

It looks like the boy is drinking milk and NOT Tang.

Sooner or later, everyone in the neighborhood got a taste of her tang.

r4 Another comment that makes the $4 monthly fee worthwhile. LOL

She had the worst shag haircut in history.

Joyce: "Fresh grown tomatoes?" Florence: "Yes, I know."

13 years ago, someone on YouTube commented about this commercial:

[quote] She didn't seem all that thrilled with those tomatoes. I bet she threw them away after her neighbor left.

One hour ago, someone replied:

[quote] You're from DataLounge, aren't you?

Don’t ya just love social media cross-pollination?

1980 update: Margo joins the Tang cult and hopes it will resolve Little Lori's vitamin deficiency and anti-social behavior.

Margo is just as stupid as that other bitch and the boy is on the spectrum. Why are Flo’s neighbors like this? They’re dipsticks, it’s like she’s living in St.Olaf.

That little girl makes me want to grab a wire hanger and a can of Old Dutch cleanser.

“Is your son Greg around?”

“I told you this real life, you cauliflower head! Look, Tang on my godamned table…! Yes, he’s upstairs but he’s too busy for visitors.”

R33 "Listen, you self-righteous bitch, I replaced the fucking eggs I borrowed. Quit snooping around in the rest of my groceries. What is your problem, anyway, Florence? Not getting enough in the bedroom? I can't imagine why."

Did Florence or neighbor mom never hear of orange juice, or an orange and/or other citrus fruit? Tang needed to be invented for this?

R37 If it was good enough for the astronauts, it was good enough for my little rugrats, bitch.

FH had an affair with the mayor of NYC Lindsay and he gave her CRABS 🦀 .

R33 "What is it with these bitches constantly walking into my home unannounced? I wish we had Ring security systems in the 70s."

Yeah, of course she forgot to lock that door again, but we all know she'll blame me.

R33 "Okay, Darla, here's the plan. As soon as we're in the kitchen, run to the table and start gulping that Tang Florence has set out. It's the only way you're gonna great breakfast this morning."

Tomatoes have vitamin C in them, dumb betch.

And most likely lead - it is the HEIGHT of gas guzzling lead-fueled vehicles; look how stupidly the children behave!

I see brain damage!

Those unripe tomatoes bother me.

Why is that stupid brat having breakfast at Flo's house. Get your own Tang!

She looks like Alan Alda.

[quote]Did Florence or neighbor mom never hear of orange juice, or an orange and/or other citrus fruit? Tang needed to be invented for this?

Tang was invented for the astronauts!

I remember my grandmother, who died in 1970, having Tang in her apartment in the ‘60s. Tang is no longer available, is it?

r49 It certainly is!

I was Tang raped!

Tanglested.

Did it come in regular flavor and Poon Tang?

Shotgun--TANG! What's up with that thang?