Ryan Seacrest is 'depressed' to be single

He looks like that Chinese prosperity toad.

the closet will kill him. Plus the 20 jobs.

OMFG, R1!

Thanks for the hearty belly laughs!

ROFL @ R1. You keep DL alive with such humor. Thanks for this you funny bitch! 😂😂

Such keeps him in the press.

Patience Ry Ry. The right beard will come along.

The one before this, Shayna? signed on thinking he would further her acting career. Best she got was a cooking segment on Kelly and Ryan. Soon after, her bearding contract was up.

He’s turning into Michael Feinstein.

“I don’t know where that hand has been!”

When he is 90 he can write a book, at last, like Diller!

A few weeks ago he and Vanna were discussing their biggest fears. She said snakes I think, and he said "relationships."

He just needs to settle down with the right woman.

He needs a makeover, especially the hairstyle. He’s a caricature of his former self.

He's understandably, irretrievably depressed to have to carry that fucking rotting-from-within face and to have to smile and laugh like the court jester he is.

He'll find the right girl someday!

What about his lovely girlfriend in Europe?

[quote]What about his lovely girlfriend in Europe?

She dumped him because he wouldn’t put a ring on it.

It sucks when a True Breeder cannot locate an acceptable mate. He'd be a wonderful father.

Ryan Seacrest is "depressed" to be in the closet.

FIFY.

He'll never be as sought-after as he was in Middle School.

The closet kills. He's been told for decades from so many agents and execs not to come out and it would hurt his career.

And they're right. It still would. But he's got so much money and has done enough. Losing the gig on Wheel of Fortune isn't a disaster - and I think he would keep that.

Some people throw themselves into other things - like work - to keep themselves busy and to avoid having to deal with personal issues. God knows he has enough $$$ for therapists and other stuff.

I don't feel sorry for him. He's doing this to himself and he knows it. I have to wonder if his parents in Georgia are conservative and he's waiting for them to die?

So many Ryans, so many beards...

Ry Ry is a guest tomorrow (Wednesday, the 14th) with Kelly and Mark.

Seacrest, face it--you're gay.

Having so many jobs on so many shallow shows has got to be soul sucking. Hey Ryan gay also means happy!

[quote]the closet will kill him. Plus the 20 jobs.

Or Teri Hatcher, for claiming they wore the same size jeans on The Tonight Show.

This morning Kelly and Mark asked him about getting married. Said he's now 50, doesn't give him many more years, so he made no commitment. Years ago Confidential Magazine would've found an ex-boyfriend to out him. Now bet all his tricks have to sign an NDA before they hit the sheets. Think of the fraus across America who believe his crap.

Doesn’t give him many more years? There are (probably broke) guys who get married several times post-50! What a joke.

How delightfully cunty of Kelly to ask him that. She can’t stand him.