Doesn't Donald Trump Remind You Of JR Ewing On Dallas

I would love to see JR meet with Trump and “JR” him. Make a fool out of him! ….. Greg Sumner (William Devane) would do a good job of making Donald look stupid.

No, he reminds me of Mr. Potter in It's A Wonderful Life.

But sexually depraved.

This show was before my time but can only say that I hope he ends up like him!!

#r3 I’ll do my best!

Everytime I watch Dallas now I totally get the Trump comparison. J.R. was a bit more mature acting than Trump but the power trip and being a total dick thing is the same.

More like Carroll O’Connor playing Archie Bunker.

JR had some semblance of a moral code, he would never intentionally hurt his parents or son. And he loved Sue Ellen and Bobby, in his way.

Dump would sell Barron to a Saudi billionaire if the price was right.

Dump WISHES he was as shrewd as J.R. Ewing!

No, because I don't remember the groundskeeping staff having to refill the swimming pool each time JR took a dive in it.

If Larry Hagman was alive he’d be in Trump’s cabinet.

J.R. wasn't mentally challenged.

More like an old swayback palomino in Southfork's front yard.

JR was sharp and sly and Donald could never be described that way because he’s too fucking stupid to be sharp and sly.

No.

JR, bastard that he was, loved his family.

For all the times he fucked them over, in the end he had to admit he loved them. And he tried, in his limited way, to make up for all his misdeeds.

The Orange fucker loves no one.

no he does not.

JR's mother loved him.

Trump's mother threw him in a closet and had the maids change him when he shit.

I wish there was a current plot like JR's most famous one.

Who would be Kristin in that scenario, r17-the knocked up mistress tired of JR not dumping his haggard, drunk whore wife?

Lindsey Graham? Kristi Noem? Laura Loomer?

No, OP.

He reminds me of Max Schreck in Batman Returns.

No, JR didn't have that kind of power. Trump is more like Henry VIII who destroyed centuries of culture, art and architecure and executed his own wives and friends for not treating him like a god.

R18 why the leading lady grande dame of MAGA. Le Senatrice Lindsaybelle de Graham. Do you have to ask?

[quote]If Larry Hagman was alive he’d be in Trump’s cabinet.

No, he wouldn’t. You clearly know nothing about him.

[quote]Hagman was a member of the Peace and Freedom Party from the 1960s. Hagman derided U.S. President George W. Bush prior to the Iraq War.

Trump isn’t as clever or as cunning as J.R. He likely would have resented the comparison.

Boys! Get the dogs out! Run that flatulent Orange Schlub off of South Fork!

So what you’re saying, r22, is that the Senatrice is going to end up lying dead in the White House pool, with a bloodstream full of PCP.