Masturbation - Where do you most, and what do you think about?

We all masturbate. Whether Prince William or Joe blow . I am 60. I still try to do it twice a day. Some days things don't work out. I find a cock ring helps. I tried poppers but the head rush was a distraction. I usually do it in my bed-right before I sleep and right after I wake up. I envy people who can jerk off anywhere, especially in the shower. I have had friends who jerked off in their office, in the work bathroom, and even at a baseball game. I usually watch porn- though it is harder and harder to come to porn- mainly because it is so uncreative and boring. I try to think of old porn, usually past sexual experiences, or just a fantasy. I have always said you can think about anything-fucking zebras, doing it with Brad Pitt; usually it's hard to form a thought around a stranger I have never met in person. And I always feel better- no matter what.