Jude Law Nude in "Eden"

I envy him.

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It's unfortunate how many actors I don't find attractive are the ones willing to go full frontal - Jude Law, Heath Ledger, etc

It's unfortunate that actors allow themselves to be made spectacles of this way.

I never found him as attractive as other people did when he was young, because he ahd resting bitch face, and looked mean all the time. But I like him more now that he's older, for some reason. he really has a great body--it's athletic and well built but he doesn;t look like he's obsessed with getting big.

It's adorable!

Is it a prosthetic?

R7 Nope. It's the real thing.

Saw him in person full frontal on Broadway in "Indiscretions". Great seats and view too.

If Cumberbatch and McKennen could show peen onstage, so can Law.

In the Harold Pinter reboot of "Sleuth" (commissioned by Jude himself), Harold had Michael Caine's character ask Jude's actor character what sort of parts he plays, and has Jude's reply, "Killers mostly, sex maniacs, perverts," and Caine's say, "But you're so charming!" Brilliant summing up of Jude at that time in his career. More power to him for taking it from there into so many more interesting directions.

McKellen! Dafuq did those ls turn into ns?

[quote]It's unfortunate that actors allow themselves to be made spectacles of this way.

That’s kind of the point though and it’s part of the job. In this case, the nudity isn’t just for spectacle. It actually tells you a lot about his character. He doesn’t want anyone else on that island, and walking out nude is his way of saying, “I don’t care what you think, and I definitely don’t respect you.”

Actors use their bodies the same way they use their voice or expression: to tell a story. People are naked sometimes in real life. So it happens on screen too. When done right, it’s not just about being seen, it’s about being understood.

[quote] McKellen! Dafuq did those ls turn into ns?

Mafuckin!

Love him.

He’s shown his dick numerous times. What is he yapping about?

R11 Am I missing something here?

Good. Now show it hard. That’s the only logical next step.

Nice. Just nice.

I’m unabashedly hot for Jude Law, have been for years.

who's seen it?

Reception The film holds a 57% score on review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, based on 35 critic reviews with an average rating of 6.4/10.[17] Metacritic, which uses a weighted average, gave the film a score of 60 out of 100, based on 13 critics, indicating "mixed or average" reviews.[18]

Come closer

Closer.

Perfectly intact...

Jude's arse

I've already written the wrong person was nude in Indiscretions. It should have been Roger Rees. Impossibly cute in Nicholas Nickleby.

And with Sydney Sweeney's tits as well, EDEN promises to be a box office blockbuster!

There should be a law against that.

Yeah, the Jude Law.

[quote]Perfectly intact...

Die in a grease fire, freak.

He was such a beautiful twink.

R28. You first.

^^freak

Never did a thing for me, at any age.

Jude Law is much shorter than I realized. I saw him in person about twelve years ago, standing outside a hotel in NYC smoking and was shocked. It was definitely him. I'd say maybe 5' 7" or 8" ?

To my mind he looks much better now he's older than he did when he was young. He was typecast in sulky spoiled beauty-boy parts when young--as Dickie Greenleaf, the brother in "Les Enfants Terribles," and Lord Alfred Douglas--and he always affected resting bitch face for those roles. Then he put in the work and did more complex roles in mostly indie films, and showed he has range, and so now when I see him he's not playing a sour little pretty asshole.

The trailer shows his gray chest hair, and weather-beaten face. He'd been even rougher-looking if he'd let himself go bald naturally. Even the prettiest British lads age like milk.

52 isn’t old

Northern European men age much better than Mediterranean & Middle Eastern types, who usually run to the fat (which Jude Law absolutely has not done) and whose features enormously coarsen as they age.

R29, no, to me, he does not look attractive there. But now he is very hot. And hot penis. Gratuitous nudity because maybe the writers are gay? Must be. Anyway, we get to see hot men and celebrity penises.

R37 that’s a lie. Mediterranean men tend to get fatter but their faces age better.

That is one thin pencil dick.

He's gay, he's straight. He's American, he's British.

Next year he'll be playing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

At one time 52 was very old indeed.

He's too soft, delicate, and pretty for me. Never felt sexual attraction. Handsome enough, decent actor, although far from a favorite.

[quote]Northern European men age much better than Mediterranean & Middle Eastern types

Not on Earth 661, R37.

What's the problem, R28? Something seems to have triggered you - how odd.

My cousin was so obsessed with Jude that I developed a healthy dislike for him. Whenever she was visiting me or I visited her, we had to watch a Jude Law movie. She even talked about him n front of her husband. He would just roll his eyes and say something in German under his breath. But she was stupid for Jude. Hubby eventually divorced her smug ass. Good for him.

r45 the anti-circ troll belongs in a padded cell. Of all things to obsess over.

As opposed to the pro-circ trolls of whom there are hundreds on the DL, and nowhere else, R47?

I wouldn't exactly call it the long arm of the Law.

Never got the attraction to him. Even when he was casted as the ideal male gigalo, he was so ugly. Same with George Clooney. Ugly.

Casted.

Casted.

Roger Rees did frontal nudity in the 2004 movie Going Under, r25. He was a bit older at the time, but still great body and cock.

(Porn site, so click at your own risk).

I never found him attractive but he’s gotten more appealing to me as he’s aged. The body is 10/10

Does he titty fuck Sydney Sweeney in this movie? If so, I'm in.

*cast, r50

If the Razzies made an special award each year called "The film remake ABSOLUTELY NO ONE was clamoring for", then the 2004 winner would've definitely been Jude Law's "Alfie". POS film all the way around.

It wasn't as good as the original with Michael Caine...

Jesus CHRIST he looks good!

That hot, hairy body has never looked so good...all buff and beefy. And I was already hard when he did that white speedo dream sequence as The Pope.

Great pubes(with a bit of Just For Men?) and dick for a man in his 60s.

lol Just For Pubes?

He'll be 53 in December, R59.

[quote] That is one thin pencil dick.

Not even close.

[quote] Northern European men age much better than Mediterranean & Middle Eastern types

lmfao. Not by a long shot. Italian men and women are gorgeous. Their oily skin and diets pay off. Northern Europeans age like milk.

I was talking about Rees's pubes when I mentioned Just For Men not Jude's.

oh! LOL

A blind item about Jude:

Even if that story is true (@R65), Jude is primarily straight. He and his first wife were active swingers and I'm sure he dabbled in bisexual and homosexual encounters. He's hot AF, famous, and could partake in whatever he wants (esp back then). He likes to be admired--most actors do--so why not indulge in the smorgasbord of cock and pussy available to you?

[quote]As opposed to the pro-circ trolls of whom there are hundreds on the DL, and nowhere else, [R47]?

Most Euro-American guys (i.e. white) are circumcised, so I'm sure there are many pro-circ posters all around, not just on DL.

Oh I understand the demographic, R67, what I don't understand is the shrill anti-foreskin hatred on the DL. I'm cut myself, which I quite like, but I couldn't give a flying fuck about anybody else's cock state.

I travel a lot, so clutching my pearls at the sight of a foreskin would be seriously limiting. The male world apart from muslims, jews and men from the USA is largely uncircumcised. No wonder so many of you queens never leave the USA.

Who would ever want to leave the greatest country in the world? USA! USA! USA!

Love it, R69! Someone should get the MAGATs onto that: Circumcised! Circumcised! Circumcised!

It’s a prosthetic.

[quote]Mediterranean men tend to get fatter but their faces age better.

You tell yourself, hon.

Does he turn around and show his big, beefy ass?

He does, R73!

[quote]No wonder so many of you queens never leave the USA.

Gay American men are actually quite well-traveled.

[quote]what I don't understand is the shrill anti-foreskin hatred on the DL.

It's not really about recoiling at uncut cocks, it's usually a reaction to the lunatic "mutilated" poster(s) who've been plaguing DL for years and their obsession with cut cocks being abhorrent. It's truly bizarre and mentally ill.

Indeed, r75, I never thought about circumcision or uncircumcision until I landed on Datalounge and read that psycho "mutilated" cunt over and over and over. Now when I'm out and about, I frequently find myself wondering "cut" or "uncut" when assessing possibilities. I'm a little afraid I might go home with some "mutilated" freak who'd pull a Lorena Bobbit on me.

A cut cock

Is like a great work of art

It's handsome it's stylish

And it also is smart.

Who wrote that, r77? Emily Dickinson?

R75 grabbing yourself a $999 return fare to LHR for the first and and only time in your life doesn't exactly make you well travelled - DL is littered with examples.

This is why we laugh at you.

R78 - I see what you did there.

It's mutilated. Too fucking bad if you don't like the description.

[quote]grabbing yourself a $999 return fare to LHR for the first and and only time in your life doesn't exactly make you well travelled - DL is littered with examples.

God, you're a real cunt. And totally uninformed about Americans.

r81 you need a therapist.

I know Americans own too well.

R78 It's from one of Michelangelo's sonnets.

Looking forward to this movie