This Greek guy won’t stop trying to sleep with me!

Just one testicle?

What's with that window treatment?

He could spank my kopita anytime.

Stop playing hard to get you sweet coquette.

The bed spread is problematic. Too Christo.

One fails to see the problem.

Why don’t you go for a white guy, OP?

R7 get fucking help already.

What's your problem, maláka?!

I’ll sucka da dick.

Is R8 the Greece troll?

What's happening with the drywall work around the window? Is it a Crack or halfway house?

Okay, so he's hot. I'd prefer if he didn't trim his pubes.

Lots of lube

Spit and polish

Reminds me of a Greek guy I once dated. Really sweet guy. His only rule was "If my cock is bigger, I'm the top. If not, you're the top." Sex with him was great...well, if you like bottoming.

Tell him you just want to be friends.

The golden rule, R16.

Just do it.

R11. No

I'd do him.

If you can’t see all the glaring red flags based on his bedroom decor alone, you deserve what you get OP

That can all be fixed, R22. It’s the things you can’t change that matter.

He has ruined his pubes, but the meat size is respectable.

Nice, suckable foreskin

Greece is the word!

Keep your eyes peeled here, boys, and we soon shall know who the Grecian Queen is.

[Bold]Countdown Begins for Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Arrival in Greece[/bold]

And you know who else I had in his prime...

R24 pubes will grow back… they aren’t “ruined”. It’s not permanent

I love everything about this fine Greek specimen including his trimmed pubes. He is at his absolute peak here and it will be downhill all the way. Greek boys are beautiful from a very young age , everybody knows this, but they also peak early. By the time they are 40 most of them are overweight, short and hairy with a big Greek nose.

Most Greek men I know aren’t short

Hooked up with two Greek guys during my college days. Both of them were quite "gifted".

Well they are part of the OttoMAN Empire!!

R30 I live in Greece, most Greek men are short, not all but most. You don’t notice it as much when they are young, especially if they are slim. Tall Greek men are few and far between.

Now he lives in Greece…

R29 Billy Zane is a perfect example

They go from some Greek God to some Greek guy.

well I'm open for business if he's interested.

I can almost taste the musky saltiness of it..

OMG! OP, does he want to sodomize you with his huge schlong?!