If other celeb kids had their own "Mommie Dearest" movies...

The Susan Cabot story.

I'm surprised Ryan Murphy didn't do a Susan Cabot series 😳

I tried that. It backfired.

Hugh and Deb's Kids: Why did you adopt us?!!!

Harper Burtka-Patrick Harris & Gideon Burtka-Patrick Harris own this thread.

Those two little walking photo ops are going to have plenty to spill in the upcoming years.

"C'mon you goddamn little shit...a photo sessions awaits!"

The fights between Bette and Sophie.

r1 This pic of Susan Cabot creeps me out. Looks uncanny valley, like she's a corpse wearing makeup for an open casket.

Johnny Depp's kids. They must have seen some awful things growing up with him as a father. A violent, cheating, manic junkie.

However, apparently, he and Vanessa spoiled them rotten, never told them no, and let them treat the staff like trash. They both turned out to be like Veruca Salt. So maybe they don't resent him because he provided them with extreme wealth.

Known mostly for Wasp Woman and Sorority Girl.

How about a Daughter Dearest story about me and my fat daughter?

I bet Madonna's twin girls who rarely smile will have a lot to say one day...

All eight kids from Kate plus 8 and the prequel :

“Ok kids. I told you I would dig the hole. Now step up”

Kids walk forward one at a time . Each one bashes Kate on a different body part ( she’s tied to a chair.) The last one kicks her and the chair into the hole . “Please just kill me. Don’t leave me here,” as kids walk away Mom, you always taught us to think about what we did to deserve punishment . So think .we may or may not be back to check on your decomposition

Just you fuckin’ wait!

My Daddy the Black Nazi

North West will certainly have some stories