I just saw the hottest guy in all of creation at the Goodwill Donation Trailer

Was he stealing from the bin? Sounds like your type.

Same thing happened to me a few weeks ago at about 6:00 am. He was a coal miner, and my son came in after pumping gas. When we got back in the truck I said that guy was gorgeous! He said Mom that Jonathan! He used to hang out with Randy and be in his band. I was like Oh shit, sorry baby. But, he was gorgeous!

How long have you lived in Dogpatch, R2?

That's just rampant speculation, R3. She could easily be from Bugtussle.

R2 That was unusually confusing, even for DL.

Get a blog.

These sightings cannot be real. Everyone knows that only the famous can be truly hot.

Was he the recently fired FEMA Director? I’m underwhelmed.

Pictures or GTFO, OP.

Girlish giggles are not attractive coming from a 70 year old, OP.

The Goodwill in Cherry Hill, NJ, has a hot blond twink.

Probably best you didn't get a pic. These "hottest guy ever" threads are always disappointing. You click on them expecting to see a perfect face, sexy eyes, the body of a Greek god, flawless youthful skin, a nine inch beer can, and a bubble butt, and it's always someone moderately attractive at best.

OP: I don't know where you live, but the Goodwill guys who come out to your car to take the donations where I live are all what we used to call the "R" word but I guess I will call them mentally deficient.

Thread only of interest if posting which Goodwill, where.

R12: to say nothing of Muriel and OP being sued for unauthorized use of an image.

Years ago I was taking some old furniture to the local dump and the young man working there was just insanely beautiful. It was all I could do not to just stare at him.

He was a donation?

I lived above a store in Maryland that was run by Greeks . I swear to god,even the old father that worked there was smoking hot ! One day I was in there getting a bag of ice and the 2 hottest brothers were behind the counter and one was telling the other about some girl he tried to fuck but she wouldnt relax enough to let him in because he was so big it hurt her . I was so flustered I dropped the bag of ice and of course it burst open and went everywhere . To make matters worse I was tongue tied to boot so I sounded retarded ! The one telling the story smiled from ear to ear at my humiliation !

Did you write it off on your taxes?

This did not happen. OP had an episode after once again, missing his dose.

R18 🥵

R18 Pretty people are mean - shocking.

23 years R3! I do like it here, but there really is so much poverty. We moved here from Chicago 23 years ago, when my husband retired and our kids were little. He has family here and I really love them all. But it is dog patch. I miss Chicago but can't go back now.

I saw a really handsome guy once.

A hottie checked me out at the library in massachusetts today. I fantasized about touching his body.

R25- Now that is more interesting- because of the possibility of sex

Last July I had a bad cough and thought I might have come down with Covid. I did not want to have to wait three weeks to see my regular doctor so I made an appointment at CityMD. I was able to see someone the same day. I was the only person in the waiting room. It was a pleasure to be able to see someone the same day and wait only a few minutes before being able to see a doctor- sorry I am making a SHORT story LONG. The person who escorted me to the examination room was VERY good looking. He was about 27 years old, slim and blond. I did not want him to be my doctor. His very good looks would be too distracting. He was just the assistant. The doctor was a nice Asian woman. I thought about that very good looking guy for the rest of the day- I tested negative for Covid too so that was good news.

This thread is flatlining without pics! Come on!

R28- It happened to poor Mickey Troter too.

I was browsing in Revivals in Palm Springs a few years ago, and happened to glance up to see a man so handsome and with such a nice body, I could feel myself staring. I was in the used book section, so I picked up a book to read a few sentences just to keep from staring. Even though I'm part of the fully invisible cohort now, I still didn't feel comfortable just waltzing out into one of the aisles and planting myself somewhere with an unimpeded view for uninterrupted ogling pleasure. Part of me regretted my circumspection. This was not simply an attractive man who would have merited a quick appreciative glance. This was a man so fine that jaws dropped.

R18, you should’ve asked them to deliver the ice.

R27, did he offer you…the substance?

I once saw the hottest guy in all of creation at the Santa Fe farmers' market. He was selling bread. I *did* get a picture of him, but it didn't come out great—I was trying to be discreet and was fairly far away.

I saw the hottest Asian dude I’ve EVER seen at a fucking Costco of all places. He was about 6’5 and had to play football in high school or college. He was STUNNING. So much that I kinda got resentful. I would NEVER pay for sex, BUT this motherfucker would make me think HARD about it.

Can we continue this thread without pictures? It’s much hotter that way. If you want to see naked men go to the naked man thread.

I am convinced I have met guys who were more attractive than the most famous models. And I have seen young Marcus Schenkenberg almost naked in person.

^but maybe it was so impressive because it was so unexpected.

OP here, I want you all to know that I'm spending the morning gathering things for another Goodwill run. It's so sad, but I really want to see this guy again. I've decided in my head that he's one of those guys who has absolutely no idea how hot he is.

Those are the hottest, R37, OP.

Any scenario where one or more participants owns a truck equals trashy.

My drag name is Ropa Vieja.

Probably his back-to-work job after being paroled from prison.

OP will probably make so many donation trips to Goodwill his house will be empty.

He’s working off a DUI fine.

OP here again. I dropped off my second load of stuff at Goodwill, and he wasn't there today (Sad Emoji), just some crotchety old guys. If I believed in God, I would say he's laughing at me right now.

Keep dropping your load, OP.

Elder gays approach of caution. Goodwill hires many people either on probation or parole so let that sink in.

[quote] Goodwill hires many people either on probation or parol

There's nothing wrong with cagemeat.

Eldergays live dangerously in these days.

"If I donate myself, will you buy me?"

R33. That's a shame. Those daguerreotype cameras were always so temperamental!