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Shocked to see that he was never in a major film. Was this because Hollyweird/the fake news media discriminated against ventriloquists at the time?
They could have just had a leading lady who had a small person growing from her fist too. Problem solved.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 11, 2025 1:31 AM |
I love, love, love doing my Señor Wences impression when I'm giving a hand job.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 9, 2025 3:02 AM |
Senor Wences molested my hand puppet.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 9, 2025 3:07 AM |
Because it appears that Wences would smear his hand puppet’s face with faeces!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 9, 2025 3:34 AM |
Shenior Wenches
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 9, 2025 3:35 AM |
His left hand contracted herpes.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 9, 2025 3:46 AM |
When I was a kid, he was already a relic. I thought the puppet was Senor Wences. I was so uninformed on this subject matter.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 9, 2025 4:11 AM |
Gabe Caplan's standup routine mentioned him, and his litte homosexual mouse.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 9, 2025 12:33 PM |
[quote] his litte homosexual mouse
Topo Gigio was not his, and was Italian.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 9, 2025 12:40 PM |
His act really creeped me out when I was a kid.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 9, 2025 1:47 PM |
[Quote] Gabe Caplan's
Oh dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 9, 2025 2:41 PM |
Actually r8, Wences owned his own mouse who was gay and proud. His name was Angel and he lived in Palm Springs.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 9, 2025 2:43 PM |
My family and I all loved Senor Wences on The Ed Sullivan Show. I think he was on Ed Sullivan frequently because he literally lived around the block from the theater!
I think his act is brilliant. He lived to be 103 years old.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 9, 2025 7:01 PM |
[quote]S'awright?
S'awright.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 9, 2025 7:35 PM |
[quote] My family and I all loved Senor Wences on The Ed Sullivan Show.
R12 “Kiss me goodnight, Eddy!” Boy, that was one desperate gay mouse.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 9, 2025 9:18 PM |
Holy shit, he lived to be 103!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 10, 2025 2:35 AM |
I saw him in a movie and laughed my ass off. Now that was comedy
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 10, 2025 2:52 AM |
The head in the box scared the shit out of me but I just had to watch.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 10, 2025 3:01 AM |
The hand puppet wasn't exactly calming, either.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 10, 2025 3:04 AM |
I think he had a dark side.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 10, 2025 3:05 AM |
Topo Gigio is still going strong on Italian television. He's on a kids show together with a transvestite.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 10, 2025 3:11 AM |
I loved Topo; he melted my heart! The head in the box, the first puppet. Senor Wences was imaginative and FUNNY!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 10, 2025 3:22 AM |
Everyone watched the Ed Sullivan show. The hallmark of his series was the first tv appearance of The Beatles. You had to have experienced it to realize how life changing that was.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 10, 2025 3:42 AM |
Senor Wences was offered many important leading man roles, including ones that eventually went to Lee Marvin (Cat Ballou), Rock Hudson (Ice Station Zebra) and Cliff Robertson (Charly).
But a wise Gary Morton talked him out of accepting them.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 10, 2025 4:44 AM |
Taco flavored kisses!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 10, 2025 5:04 AM |
He frightened me. Then again, so did laundry hampers.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 10, 2025 5:40 AM |
More about the laundry hampers, please.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 11, 2025 1:31 AM |
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