That's About As Likely to Happen As George Bernard Shaw Writing AWAKE AND SING

As likely to happen as Neil Simon writing Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolfe.

That's about as likely to happen as Sartre writing the stage adaptation of "It's a Wonderful Life."

That's about as likely to happen as Billy Wilder writing "Forrest Gump."

... about as likely as O'Neill writing a gentle comedy set in a sea-side Connecticut town on the Fourth of July.

about as likely to happen as T.S. Eliot writng HURLEYBURLEY

........likely to happen as Geo S. Kaufman writing AMERICAN BUFFALO

....likely to happen as Noel Coward wring Waiting for Godot

.....likely to happen as Lillian Hellman writing the screenplay for The Green Bertets

......likely to happen as Jez Butterworth writng the book and lyrics to Bye Bye Birdie

So I take it the point of this would be to be simultaneously queeny, esoteric, and unfunny?

...likely to happen as Dion Boucicault writing the screenplay for On The Waterfront

about as likely as Edward Albee adapting The Sound of Music

R10 evidences R10's own premise.

It's a terrible topic, unworkable to riff on. That's what the posters have demonstrated. Imagine if the OP was serious.

This thread not lingering in death?

That's About As Likely to Happen As Michael Bennet Returning to Write Chorus Line II: The New Breed.

See?

About as likely to happen as TS Eliot writing an Andrew Lloyd-Webber musical.

Or ceasing to spin in his grave.

As likely as Tennessee playing Blanche or Truman playing Holly.

But surely, that's why both roles were written?