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Pope jokes

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by Anonymousreply 12May 9, 2025 12:07 AM

He’s a fuckin’ homophobe.

Nobody’s laughing now.

by Anonymousreply 1May 8, 2025 9:05 PM

Leo the [bold]14th[/bold]? Doesn't he know the previous thirteen all died on the job?!

by Anonymousreply 2May 8, 2025 9:05 PM

They're in the dozens of EXISTING Pope threads.

by Anonymousreply 3May 8, 2025 9:06 PM

Leo? More like a Cancer. On humanity!

by Anonymousreply 4May 8, 2025 9:07 PM

Of course he's a Leo......he sure ain't no virgo.

by Anonymousreply 5May 8, 2025 9:25 PM

What do you call someone who is so mentally ill they honestly believe what is being sold to them by the great con that is religion?

A dead pope.

by Anonymousreply 6May 8, 2025 9:30 PM

Thank you R6

by Anonymousreply 7May 8, 2025 10:14 PM

Chicago Pope, Tuesdays on NBC

by Anonymousreply 8May 8, 2025 10:20 PM

When he made his first public appearance on the balcony in front of the piazza, he was originally going to sing:

"I've been in the wings too long -

That's all in the past !

Now I'm standing center stage...

I've come home, at last !"

The other Bishops talked him out of it.

by Anonymousreply 9May 8, 2025 11:08 PM

I thought he was going to sing "We Both Reached For The Gun."

by Anonymousreply 10May 8, 2025 11:22 PM

Or, "Stand back, Vatican City!"

by Anonymousreply 11May 9, 2025 12:00 AM

Do you think Pope Leo will have a visit with Pope-killer JD Vance anytime soon ?

by Anonymousreply 12May 9, 2025 12:07 AM
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