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Trump sinks to new depths

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by Anonymousreply 93May 10, 2025 6:05 AM

Omfg the PeePaw President. Someone get his ass in a home

by Anonymousreply 1May 8, 2025 8:00 PM

He’s incompetent. Got it. I don’t watch the news anymore because I don’t wanna see this stuff.

I can always rely on data lounge to post every little fuck up though. It’s beginning to remind me of MediasTouch’s or Times Radio’s clickbait “TRUMP IS DONE!” “He’s Finished!” “Trumps approval ratings are TANKING!” *yawn*

We all know he will complete this term. Unfortunately, he remains as popular as ever down here in the red state I live in. What we should be worried about is making sure he can’t have a third.

by Anonymousreply 2May 8, 2025 8:11 PM

She and Hegseth can go to AA meetings together.

by Anonymousreply 3May 8, 2025 8:12 PM

Will there be enough assholes left at Fox News to continue pushing their propaganda if so many of them are taking jobs in the Trump administration? They're a group who are both unqualified to serve in the U.S. government or the media.

by Anonymousreply 4May 8, 2025 8:14 PM

My first thought, r3.

by Anonymousreply 5May 8, 2025 8:16 PM

I'm sure she will find a way to keep churning out bullshit R4, it's not that hard with the bar for realism and truth so low..

by Anonymousreply 6May 8, 2025 8:17 PM

The missus is already there and we have enough kids aging up to fill the void, R4

by Anonymousreply 7May 8, 2025 8:20 PM

The scariest thing about this is, he’s so transparently out of his depth that he has absolutely no idea who competent American officials are who can do these cabinet and other positions.

And there ARE conservatives who are qualified.

But the only people in his orbit are these talking heads from the rightwing propaganda teevee network. That’s all he’s got.

And it could be seen from orbit. So, why did I say it’s so scary? Because the average American voter doesn’t see why that’s a problem. And that’s the real bad news here.

by Anonymousreply 8May 8, 2025 8:22 PM

I don't like or say the word "cunt," but no one represents the term better than Jeanine Pirro.

by Anonymousreply 9May 8, 2025 8:23 PM

Hopefully she has a *tiny* bit of self-awareness. Her FOX gig is pretty cushy.

by Anonymousreply 10May 8, 2025 8:25 PM

Oh, yes, PLEASE! I'd love for her to be in a place where she's not protected and the drunk stories start spilling out. You know the career people in the office -- the paralegals, the clerks, guards and bailiffs, and administrative staff -- will talk. The exasperated lawyers, too.

by Anonymousreply 11May 8, 2025 8:28 PM

It’s like all he does is watch television.

by Anonymousreply 12May 8, 2025 8:54 PM

WOW!!

by Anonymousreply 13May 8, 2025 9:53 PM

Good, the stupider the better. A competent and cunning heritage foundation clone would be way worse. The faster Trump reaches the limits of his own hubris, the better. The only hope the US has is that it’s really him running the show and not Peter Thiel or something, that they’re all walking on eggshells with their fingers crossed that be can be controlled, and that Vance’s lack of personality won’t collapse their grip on populist dum-dum MAGA in an instant if need be.

by Anonymousreply 14May 8, 2025 9:58 PM

She doesn't want to work that hard.

by Anonymousreply 15May 8, 2025 10:01 PM

Only if Trump supplies the alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 16May 8, 2025 10:26 PM

Great idea-give these shits enough rope to hang themselves.

by Anonymousreply 17May 8, 2025 10:27 PM

What a sack of shit.

by Anonymousreply 18May 8, 2025 10:28 PM

[quote]She and Hegseth can go to AA meetings together.

More like Happy Hours.

by Anonymousreply 19May 8, 2025 10:29 PM

She’ll take it.

by Anonymousreply 20May 8, 2025 11:45 PM

I look forward to hear what she has to slur.

by Anonymousreply 21May 8, 2025 11:57 PM

Would she want to take it? I mean at the age of 72 she'd actually have to work, as opposed reading from a teleprompter and spouting opinions. And then there's the pay cut.

by Anonymousreply 22May 9, 2025 12:37 AM

What MORE can Pirro FAIL at!

She's an incompetent moron, nincompoop and embarrassment!

She will end up humiliating herself in very short order, trust me.

by Anonymousreply 23May 9, 2025 12:38 AM

Jeanine Pirro makes Harriet Miers look like Oliver Wendell Holmes.

by Anonymousreply 24May 9, 2025 12:40 AM

The turnover at Fox!

by Anonymousreply 25May 9, 2025 12:43 AM

The most incompetent president in history. Throw him out!

by Anonymousreply 26May 9, 2025 12:45 AM

Does she even want this? Will Trump let her drink on the job like Fox does?

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by Anonymousreply 27May 9, 2025 12:46 AM

He tortured his brother for alcoholism but hires people that are alcoholics?

by Anonymousreply 28May 9, 2025 12:47 AM

Which face will she be wearing in DC ? Her new one or her old one ?

by Anonymousreply 29May 9, 2025 12:58 AM

He has lost his fucking mind!

by Anonymousreply 30May 9, 2025 12:59 AM

He announced on Truth Social. Well, the confirmation hearing should be fun.

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by Anonymousreply 31May 9, 2025 1:09 AM

She won’t go through confirmation. Strictly an interim “fuck you” assignment.

by Anonymousreply 32May 9, 2025 1:16 AM

R8 - because all he knows are the asshole losers who kiss his ass. They’re very fine people, you know.

by Anonymousreply 33May 9, 2025 1:22 AM

She’s another one I’d like to volunteer for an episiotomy without anesthesia with a rusty pair of scissors.

by Anonymousreply 34May 9, 2025 1:24 AM

If he hadn’t named someone on an interim basis by May 20, then the District Court judges would have made the selection. He couldn’t have that, in that judicial district.

by Anonymousreply 35May 9, 2025 1:40 AM

Here's hoping it gets us Cecily Strong back on SNL where she belongs.

by Anonymousreply 36May 9, 2025 1:41 AM

Good God! This shit with him never ends. Every time I think I have seen the worst, he manages to step it up even more.

by Anonymousreply 37May 9, 2025 1:44 AM

This for the next 4 years:

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by Anonymousreply 38May 9, 2025 1:46 AM

R30 Well, his father had Alzheimer's.

by Anonymousreply 39May 9, 2025 2:15 AM

Let’s get this party started Mr. President.

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by Anonymousreply 40May 9, 2025 2:17 AM

What's better than a crime family in the White House? Another crime family who's wife works at FOX.

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by Anonymousreply 41May 9, 2025 2:38 AM

They need to start requiring breathizers for Washington politicians.

by Anonymousreply 42May 9, 2025 2:55 AM

Next up: Jesse Watters as Trump's personal ball washer.

by Anonymousreply 43May 9, 2025 3:04 AM

I just had a mental image of Watters dipping Trump’s dick and balls into one of these and cranking.

Walt Nauta uses the crevice attachment during diaper changes.

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by Anonymousreply 44May 9, 2025 3:10 AM

She’s a MAN!!

by Anonymousreply 45May 9, 2025 3:21 AM

SNL must love all of this

by Anonymousreply 46May 9, 2025 3:53 AM

A DUI-A?

by Anonymousreply 47May 9, 2025 3:57 AM

It really isn’t funny. He and the Republicans are destroying this country every day before our eyes with this shit show. How anyone can be proud to be American today is beyond my comprehension.

by Anonymousreply 48May 9, 2025 4:29 AM

She hasn't practised law for 20 years. I heard Tucker Carlson's producer said she's nuts. (Discovery in The Dominion Case).

by Anonymousreply 49May 9, 2025 4:37 AM

Did he have sex with a tranny?

by Anonymousreply 50May 9, 2025 4:54 AM

In an unrelated story, Liquor Barn has relocated its warehouse operations and corporate headquarters to Washington DC.

by Anonymousreply 51May 9, 2025 5:13 AM

I, Donald J.J. Dynomiiiite Trump, hereby declare my independence and unity and proclaim by executive order that our new overlord of eating healthy will be none other than Mama Celeste.

by Anonymousreply 52May 9, 2025 5:13 AM

I would’ve been much nicer. I would’ve just cut her face.

by Anonymousreply 53May 9, 2025 5:15 AM

Who is this cadaver? Or is it a post-fire escapee from a wax works?

by Anonymousreply 54May 9, 2025 7:03 AM

[r-51] Thank you for that timely update🦠

The only positive, if Dump does manage to add Pirro to his Circle of Idiots, is that Cecily Strong might return to SNL, as [r-36] mentioned, to shape-ship into Jeanine ( I can never spell her first name correctly) Pirro and enjoy her Pirror - esque rants about something legal, maybe involving a celebrity, no one is sure, but we listen and smile and then you/Pirro eventually nod off. It’s so funny.

But a few of the comments were getting kinda stabby. Like, you don’t want to wish an episiotomy without anesthesia using a rusty scissors , and I’m just paraphrasing but I think I got it right: it’s not something you would wish on any woman. I know we’re being funny here but that comment just gave me pause.

by Anonymousreply 55May 9, 2025 7:34 AM

R55 Serious question for you. I agree with you that sexual violence against women is not a good thing. In general, I don’t believe that any violence is good. At the same time, the people in this administration, including women, are committing the most heinous and horrific acts in our history. These are women involved in disappearing people without due process, with God knows what’s happening to those poor people. My question is, do you really care what happens to these women in the Trump administration? Do you really care if something bad happens to them? Do they deserve some kind of mercy that they’re refusing to show to innocent people?

by Anonymousreply 56May 9, 2025 7:46 AM

Let’s violently rip open both sets of lips and rip out innards from both ends.

by Anonymousreply 57May 9, 2025 8:29 AM

R57 Now THAT’S a maga makeover.

by Anonymousreply 58May 9, 2025 8:32 AM

Hey, we knew this appointment was just a matter of time!

Remember when we got upset because he gave Omarosa a job??? hahahahaha Those were good ole days!

With a nod to R43, I predict Watters will be offered a job within the next 6 months. Maybe sooner. Perhaps he'll be Hegseth's replacement.

by Anonymousreply 59May 9, 2025 9:33 AM

I hope this is a fucking joke. What a joke she is.

by Anonymousreply 60May 9, 2025 9:59 AM

She's the one who ran against Hillary Clinton for the senate seat in NY decades ago, and lost 'bigly'. She's had it out for Hillary ever since.

I still remember her on 'The View' about six summers ago, when they had her promoting some book she wrote. Sunny had to keep correcting her on US Law, as did Ana that day (Joy was scheduled to be there, but she was out - so Ana took over). Then she and Whoopi had an 'exchange of words' which shut the interview down and Whoopi cut to commercial. The next day it was reported how horrible Pirro was to the five hosts (including McCain at the time). As she left the stage, in front of the audience, she yelled out 'What a bunch of ungrateful cock-suckers!' Yeah, that leaked out, too. Goldberg vowed she would never return to the show.

by Anonymousreply 61May 9, 2025 12:18 PM

R61 full of shit -she did not run against Hillary. She ran for AG against Cuomo, and lost badly.

by Anonymousreply 62May 9, 2025 12:32 PM

She would be an idiot to leave tv to take this job

by Anonymousreply 63May 9, 2025 1:17 PM

[quote]...to shape-ship into Jeanine...

Oh, DEAR!

by Anonymousreply 64May 9, 2025 2:41 PM

It could be worse. At least he didn't nominate her to the Supreme Court....yet.

by Anonymousreply 65May 9, 2025 2:49 PM

[quote] I agree with you that sexual violence against women is not a good thing. In general, I don’t believe that any violence is good.

Well, what if I said I don't believe you? I believe a lot of men would enjoy seeing violence against women. I see on this site, males who are itching to see women physically hurt, but it's not p.c. to flat out say it. But it's obvious they want it.

by Anonymousreply 66May 9, 2025 2:52 PM

Here's the announcement. It's happening:

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by Anonymousreply 67May 9, 2025 4:12 PM

[quote]I see on this site, males who are itching to see women physically hurt

What a load of horse plop R66. You spend your life searching for something to be offended by.

by Anonymousreply 68May 9, 2025 4:27 PM

A liquor store's a 4 minute walk to her new office.

by Anonymousreply 69May 9, 2025 5:46 PM

She'll find the boys and the booze!

by Anonymousreply 70May 9, 2025 5:47 PM

This is a woman who knowingly spread lies about the 2020 election.

This imbecile only wants sycophants to serve him.

Will Americans realize democracy is falling? No, they won't. The ones who voted for him will welcome it. They voted for him, because they wish to be told what to do and what to think.

by Anonymousreply 71May 9, 2025 5:54 PM

Don't forget: Trump pardoned her ex-husband for some huge financial crime hours before he left office.

If we were to list every crime Trump has committed as well as all the crimes his appointees and appointees spouses has committed, we could easily fill 3 threads in no time. 1800 replies?? (actually, that sounds like a low number).

by Anonymousreply 72May 9, 2025 7:15 PM

R62 Actually, she was initially running her campaign to be the Republican nominee for the US Senate so she could run against Clinton in the election, but she couldn't get enough funding for the nomination. Clinton outpaced her in fundraising bigly. No way was the GOP going to make her the nominee and run against Hillary - and she's been pissed about it ever since, but taking it out on Hillary every chance she gets (never lashes out at the NY GOP who didn't support her). That's when she took the little cash she raised and decided to run for AG.

by Anonymousreply 73May 9, 2025 9:08 PM

Oh no. Ewww. No

by Anonymousreply 74May 9, 2025 9:17 PM

Impossible.

by Anonymousreply 75May 9, 2025 10:20 PM

Janine's assignment in Mission:Impossible-find an alcohol source in DC after 2 AM.

by Anonymousreply 76May 9, 2025 10:32 PM

Trump is threatening to stop Barbie dolls to be sold in the US since Mattel basically told him fuck you on the tariffs.

by Anonymousreply 77May 9, 2025 10:35 PM

R73 actually, that means she never ran against Clinton. Actually, literally, metaphorically or otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 78May 9, 2025 10:41 PM

No Words.

by Anonymousreply 79May 10, 2025 1:16 AM

[quote]Hopefully she has a *tiny* bit of self-awareness.

Did you fall down and hit your head on the ground R10?

by Anonymousreply 80May 10, 2025 1:33 AM

R10 is Susan Collins.

by Anonymousreply 81May 10, 2025 2:18 AM

I just don't understand what motivates her to take this job and a pay cut at the age of 73. She must have enough self-awareness to know it's only going to bring stress into her life (unless she's been promised she'll be a figurehead and someone else will put in the work.) Is she repaying Trump for pardoning the crook husband? Pardons come with strings attached.

by Anonymousreply 82May 10, 2025 2:23 AM

Trump is treating the US like his toy. It’s all a joke

by Anonymousreply 83May 10, 2025 2:42 AM

My favorite Jeanine Pirro SNL. Whoo whoo!

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by Anonymousreply 84May 10, 2025 2:50 AM

I saw a clip of her today, she has a terrible voice and seems so angry. She is someone I would totally avoid.

by Anonymousreply 85May 10, 2025 3:11 AM
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by Anonymousreply 86May 10, 2025 3:13 AM

Who could forget this sweet moment?

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by Anonymousreply 87May 10, 2025 3:26 AM

Bottomless pit of evil.

by Anonymousreply 88May 10, 2025 3:39 AM

Italian bottoms who make too much noise are the worst!

by Anonymousreply 89May 10, 2025 4:59 AM

It’s surprising no Sicilians, since he’s a wannabe mobster who paints his face orange.

by Anonymousreply 90May 10, 2025 5:13 AM

Pirro looking more Lon Cheneyish than ever ….

by Anonymousreply 91May 10, 2025 5:25 AM

Lindseybelle approves of her fellow alkie. Isn't it funny how Dump surrounds himself with these sad old drunks when he drove his alcoholic brother to an early death.

by Anonymousreply 92May 10, 2025 5:58 AM

Her vagina’s like Clorox 2. Safe for whites, but really made for coloreds.

by Anonymousreply 93May 10, 2025 6:05 AM
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